Pamela Anderson

Last Night: Tony Orlando (Minus Dawn) at Hard Rock Live

Score One for Kid Rock

The Party Crasher: Not So Fab-o-lous After all…

The Party Crasher - Pamela Does Pangaea

Last Night: Kathy Griffin at Seminole Hard Rock

Ambition and failure: Interama and Elton Gissendanner

Bikini.Com Wants In On That Palin Action, Too

Your Famous Celebrity Art Basel Gossip Post

Riptide cares about celebrities in the same way most celebrities care about Art Fairs: We will use them for shallow reasons. Celebrities need publicity and free drinks and, most of all, attention. Riptide needs things of local relevance to blog about. So with out further ado, here is your Art Basel ... More >>

Art Basel's Winners and Losers

No more art, please! Our eyes have had enough. Really! Between the fairs, we were tempted to take naps in the car. But thankfully everything is back to normal and we can look back at the art orgy that is Art Basel Miami Beach and the satellite fairs. Yes, now it's time to assess the good, the bad, a ... More >>

Pamela Anderson Wants To Dress You Up In Her Love

Westwood, Anderson, and some dude in clown leggings in the designer's latest ad. I don't really understand how all these club kids find themselves orbiting around Pamela Anderson. Last time she was in Miami she showed up pants-less with photographer David LaChapelle at Basel, and this week she was i ... More >>

Toga Party

The White Party bash at Vizcaya might have been the year's wildest celebration. But the talk was deadly serious.

Grind It Out with Pam

DVD releases for the week of February 14, 2006

Nothin' But a Good Time

Baseball with a side of cock rock.

The World's Most Righteous Assholes

Nice guys finish first at the South Beach Comedy Festival.

Kid Rock

Nice guys finish first at the South Beach Comedy Festival.

On the Road

Sacha Baron Cohen’s howlingly funny mockumentary goes looking for America

Pure and Demure

Food talks, good food shouts, and great food whispers

These Could Be Yours

No surprise when it comes to breasts, Miami is best

Metal Magic

Loud rock music, sleight of hand, and life in a trailer. What a combo!

Tommy's Tome

Loud rock music, sleight of hand, and life in a trailer. What a combo!

ROK It

Tommy Lee makes BuzzIn feel warm and cuddly inside

Method Men

The Crystal Method's Ken Jordan and Scott Kirkland don't need any help onstage

Change, Change, Change

Sing it loud, sing it proud, girls; it happens to the best of us

Our Lady of the Projects

Octavia Anderson and the last days of the James E. Scott Homes

The Flapjack Flip-Off

The Original Pancake House

Farrah to Poor

With clipped wings Charlie's Angels fly way too low to the ground

The Orient Distress

Opium

Interior Outfitters

ROOM

Chest and Dresser

ROOM

Tommy Lee Bares All

ROOM

A Chicken in Every Pot, a Boob on Every Tube

The commission meeting is over. The last whining constituent has gone home. Now it's time to kick back and enjoy.

Curious George

Ugly George, the lecherous legend of late-night cable TV in Manhattan, bares down on South Beach

Back to the Future at the Clevelander

Patrons at the revamped SoBe hot spot sound just like the old party animals.

Miami Dolphins Win: Champagne Breakfast for Everyone!

​You might recall the Dolphins lately have been getting their asses dented on a week-to-week basis. This has directly led to an 0-3 start, a last-place standing in the AFC East, and Chad Pennington's shoulder crumbling into powder before our eyes. Coming in to this week against the ... More >>

This Runway Is Ours

​You might recall the Dolphins lately have been getting their asses dented on a week-to-week basis. This has directly led to an 0-3 start, a last-place standing in the AFC East, and Chad Pennington's shoulder crumbling into powder before our eyes. Coming in to this week against the ... More >>

Coffee, Beer and Vodka at Pam Anderson and Richie Rich Funkshion Event at the Setai

Jacob KatelNespresso​ Last night at the Setai on South Beach (2001 Collins Ave) Richie Rich and Pamela Anderson presented their fashion line A*Muse for Funkshion, another South Beach fashion week.Nespresso, a Nestle owned home espresso machine that uses a capsule system was there giving out free e ... More >>

Pamela Anderson Revives Iconic Baywatch Suit for Richie Rich Fashion Show

Logan FazioClick for larger image: Pamela Anderson is feeling a bit nostalgic. ​It's been 12 years since Pamela Anderson left Baywatch. She's gone through multiple other shows, a few marriages and divorces, and changed her breast size more often than her hairdo. But for a 42-year-old, she can stil ... More >>

Richie Rich, Lapdances and Naked Men at Bardot's Grand Opening

Photo by Logan FazioRichie Rich at Funkshion Fashion Week Miami Beach.​It's nice to finally see Wynwood waking up in the nightlife department. With a plethora of commercial space available for rent, we can't understand why businesses don't see the area's potential as a nightlife/entertainment dist ... More >>

Wear It, Watch It: Fashion on Film

Courtesy of Valentino: The Last Emperor Valentino inspects a crimson masterpiece.​Fashion weeks are like assholes -- nearly every city has them. And while the offerings from New York, Paris, and Milan are hands down the most influential, it's hard to ignore our Funkshion and Rock Fashion wh ... More >>

The Week That Was

DJ Seasunz, a well established local DJ, drove around in his car with the dead body of his 18-year-old girlfriend before turning himself into police. He's being charged with second-degree murder and was denied bond.Miami's best known graffiti crew, MSG, is heading to divorce court as one of the co-f ... More >>

A Fashion Week Without Fashions, How Dreadful

Funkshion Fashion Week Miami Beach kicked off last week with A*MUSE by Richie Rich, and alongside him, his muse Pamela Anderson. How designers like Lacroix are filling for bankcruptcy protection while Richie Rich continues to get funding for his lines -- first Heatherette, and now A*MUSE -- will for ... More >>

Chad Ochocinco Joins Dancing With The Stars With Pamela Anderson and Kate Gosselin

​It's really a wonder that somehow the one-man entertainment machine known as Chad Ochocinco has not been on a reality tv show yet. If there's a single player in the NFL who was made for trash television it's him. He is, after all, Esteban: the most interesting football player in the world.Well, i ... More >>

Jersey Shore Damage Report: You Made Your Dirty Tampon Bed, Now Sleep In It

​After last week's special VMA edition scheduling confused us, we're back once again recapping the poignant take of the descendants of Italian immigrants trying to make it in the tropical melting pot of Miami Beach. Yes, it's Jersey Shore damage report time! Last night we learned never to leave ou ... More >>

Fame Monsters Wanted

​After last week's special VMA edition scheduling confused us, we're back once again recapping the poignant take of the descendants of Italian immigrants trying to make it in the tropical melting pot of Miami Beach. Yes, it's Jersey Shore damage report time! Last night we learned never to leave ou ... More >>

Funkshion Follows Form

​After last week's special VMA edition scheduling confused us, we're back once again recapping the poignant take of the descendants of Italian immigrants trying to make it in the tropical melting pot of Miami Beach. Yes, it's Jersey Shore damage report time! Last night we learned never to leave ou ... More >>

Top 5 Vegan Restaurants in South Florida

Riki Altman​Vegan restaurants in Miami are rare. For the most part, they cater to a granola-munching, Birkenstock-wearing demographic, but neglect the rest of us who just like to eat. Maybe veganism would be more widely accepted if it struck a balance between looking appetizing and providin ... More >>

Angels and Stars

Riki Altman​Vegan restaurants in Miami are rare. For the most part, they cater to a granola-munching, Birkenstock-wearing demographic, but neglect the rest of us who just like to eat. Maybe veganism would be more widely accepted if it struck a balance between looking appetizing and providin ... More >>

From Traci Lords to Eminem: Five Music Videos With Porn Star Cameos

Adult film star, Sasha Grey​Eminem's new video for "Space Bound" has been generating quite a bit of internet chatter. While the video's intense finale (which depicts the rapper committing suicide) has garnered a little attention, most of the buzz has revolved around the video's leading lady, porn ... More >>

The Year's Ten Weirdest Food Calendars

Amazon.comAwww penguin cupcakes...​Buying calendars is a kind of a new concept. Growing up, we usually got a calendar from some local shop. Dad got a calendar filled with either babes in bikinis (or less) or cars from the local tire shop, mom placed one on the kitchen wall filled with either flowe ... More >>

Travis Barker's Nude Photos Leaked! Plus Five Other Famous Rock Star Cocks

​Travis Barker's in a bit of a pickle. According to TMZ, private photos of the Blink-182 drummer's penis have surfaced, arousing suspicion that MediaTakeOut has "unauthorized use of private photos." TMZ's source claims that the photographs were "private and never intended for public viewing or t ... More >>