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May 24, 2012
Florida Man Arrested for Pulling a Gun to Cut in McDonald's Drive-Thru Line
Every once in a while, whatever deity-like being that controls crime in Florida (some religions refer to him as Saint Crackerious of Tallahassee) takes out three hats. One contains the names of every Florida town, the next holds the names of a fast-food restaurant, and the other has a series of comi ... More >>
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April 10, 2012
Forty-Five Live Cats, Two Dead Cats, and Mounds of Garbage Found in Florida Woman's Townhouse
The scene inside a Greenacres townhouse might have been too extreme even for reality-TV exploitation shows such as Hoarders. After the home's owner was taken to the hospital for health problems, authorities found 45 live cats, two dead cats, and mounds of garbage inside. Officials say ... More >>
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March 7, 2012
Rick Scott May Soon Sign Law Making It Legal To Dye Rabbits
Think about all those times you were set to dye your pet rabbits pink and blue because it would be hilarious and great, only to look up the Florida state statutes and realize, "No! Dyeing bunnies is illegal in Florida, dammit!" Those dark days, thank God, may soon be over.The Florida House advanced ... More >>
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December 22, 2011
Miami Herald Has Less News Aggregation Ethics Than Huffington Post Miami
There's a media fight brewing in Miami between the old paper giant and the new local iteration of a quickly growing Internet media monster. Random Pixels blogger Bill Cooke, ever the keen-eyed instigator, noticed that the recently launched Huffington Post Miami was cribbing quite liberally from M ... More >>
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November 25, 2011
Dwyane Wade to Dance in New Cameron Diaz and J.Lo Movie
Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade has filmed a dancing cameo in an upcoming ensemble comedy based on What To Expect When You're Expecting. Yes, an NBA star is dancing in a Love Actually-style ensemble movie based on a popular non-fiction pregnancy guide because Hollywood is horrible and out of ideas.
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November 7, 2011
The Miami Dolphins Even Suck at Sucking
Finally, just when it mattered the least, when a win couldn't possibly do anything to change the fortunes of this season, this coaching staff, or this fan base's hopes, the Dolphins FINALLY pulled off a victory.Somehow, someway, led by one of the marionette puppets from Team America QB Matt Moore ... More >>
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November 2, 2011
Carl Paul Arrested By Florida Cops Who Still Believe Filming Police Is Illegal
via Palm Beach Sheriff's OfficeCarl Paul was arrested yesterday for filming police during a traffic stop.According to some cops right here in South Florida, the simple act of pointing a camera at a police officer on the job is a crime. Here's the absurd theory: In Florida, it's illegal to record ... More >>
News
October 27, 2011
Joe Rose, Jorge Sedano, Sid Rosenberg are racists
via Palm Beach Sheriff's OfficeCarl Paul was arrested yesterday for filming police during a traffic stop.According to some cops right here in South Florida, the simple act of pointing a camera at a police officer on the job is a crime. Here's the absurd theory: In Florida, it's illegal to record ... More >>
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October 19, 2011
Eddie Dominguez Goes For the Cash! Good-bye Journalism! Hello City National Bank!
The executive editor of the Daily Business Review, Eddie Dominguez, is jumping ship.He sent out this email yesterday:"After a decade as executive editor of the Daily Business Review, I've decided to leave the DBR and journalism and take a short stroll up Brickell Avenue to City National Bank wher ... More >>
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October 6, 2011
Florida's Dwarf Tossing Law Could Be Repealed to Ease Dwarf Unemployment
Rep. Ritch Workman, R-Melbourne, is tired of Florida's Big Brother government standing in the way of people getting jobs. Jobs that include being tossed around by drunk dudes specifically, so he's on a mission to repeal the state's two-decade-old ban on dwarf tossing.
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August 14, 2011
Logan Morrison And His Twitter Demoted As LoMo Rips Marlins For Move
The Florida Marlins would have you believe they abruptly demoted fan favorite Logan Morrison after last night's loss to the Giants because his batting average has dipped below .250 -- an excuse so blatantly untrue that Jeffrey Loria must have been cackling in his Hamptons mansion as he helped gho ... More >>
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August 12, 2011
Oh Sh*t! Florida's Five Most Notorious Poopcrimes
Yesterday, jollily bearded fellow Edmund Barksdale set the AP's Poop Alert Newswire (TM) ablaze with his bizarre tale of getting Tasered while taking a dump in a Destin park. Yet he's far from the first fecal-matter felon to snag Florida headlines.If George Orwell put thoughtcrime on the map, the ... More >>
Blogs
June 28, 2011
Firework Sales Slump in Florida Thanks to Drought
Well, Katy Perry, for your information Florida does feel like a paper bag. A dry, worn out paper bag that could catch fire at any moment and cause millions of acres of forest to go up in smoke thanks to the drought.According to The Palm Beach Post, while firework sales are up in pretty much every ... More >>
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February 15, 2011
Corpse In Poisonous Pesticide Truck on I-95 Opens Bizarre Homicide Case
photo by Massimilliano Mariani via wikimedia commonsA truly strange murder case sprouted along I-95 yesterday when rescuers -- who had just saved a man and a boy suffering from chemical fume exposure in a pesticide truck -- found a corpse in a bag stuffed between containers of hazardous chemicals ... More >>
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February 4, 2011
Reports: QB Jacoby Brissett to Choose Gators Over 'Canes
Al Golden was hoping for one more coveted player to really make his inaugural recruiting class shine, but it appears that four star quarterback Jacoby Brissett of Palm Beach Gardens' Dwyer High will announce his intentions to play for the Gators instead this year. Brissett was one of th ... More >>
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November 16, 2010
Dolphins Media Members Cat Fight!
Apparently, the local beat writers that cover the Miami Dolphins at the Sun-Sentinel and Miami Herald have been sniping at each other the last couple of days. It's mainly been done on twitter, because you can really zing a guy in 140 characters or less.You want to know what's going on with your M ... More >>
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November 4, 2010
NFL helmet hits are OK
Apparently, the local beat writers that cover the Miami Dolphins at the Sun-Sentinel and Miami Herald have been sniping at each other the last couple of days. It's mainly been done on twitter, because you can really zing a guy in 140 characters or less.You want to know what's going on with your M ... More >>
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November 2, 2010
NFL Is Too Soft For the Rest Of the World
Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke addresses the NFL's crackdown on helmet-to-helmet hits.The No Fun League needs to stop fining defensive players for helme ... More >>
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October 25, 2010
Alex Sink Picks Up Endorsement From Every Major Newspaper in the State
In an age when the broadsheets are struggling and anyone can make their own mini-endorsements on Twitter or Facebook, do newspaper endorsements still matter? The Democratic Governor nominee better hope so. She's walked away with the support of every major newspaper's editorial board in the state. Th ... More >>
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October 18, 2010
Adoptions of Black Cats Halted in Palm Beach Until After Halloween
Palm Beach County is apparently full of sadistic weirdos and people who love exuberant parties, so it only makes sense that three animal shelters in the county have banned adoption of black cats until after Halloween. The shelters fear that the cats may be harmed due to All Hallow's Eve ... More >>
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September 28, 2010
Well, Here's a Picture of Marlins Player Logan Morrison in a Baywatch Swimsuit
The debate continues on about whether or not fans in Florida actually care about professional baseball. Not even DJ Kitty and the chance to clinch a play off birth can get more than a pathetic handful of fans out to see the Tampa Bay Rays. Florida Marlins attendance is also notoriously low. Does ... More >>
Blogs
March 25, 2010
Marijuana Report: Florida Hunts Head Shops
While the rest of the country -- or at least California, Colorado, and a few others -- virtually legalizes pot, Florida is going retro.Bills making their way through the Florida House and Senate would impose a 25 percent tax on pipes with carburetors. Worse, it argues that these pipes co ... More >>
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March 24, 2010
"Slow Peace... Quick Death" and Other Classic Headlines From Miami's Former Tabloid
Ah, the 1950s. An innocent time in Miami when a boxing fight at the Coral Gables Coliseum was just a buck, and a dog race at the West Flagler Kennel Club was only a quarter.Care to travel to Havana direct? Choose from a $30 plane ride or a $46 steamer. Castro had just seized power, and the Miami ... More >>
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March 24, 2010
Marijuana Report: Florida Legislature Hunts Head Shops
While the rest of the country -- or at least California, Colorado and a few others -- virtually legalize pot, Florida is going retro.Bills making their way through the Florida House and Senate would impose a 25 percent tax on pipes with carburetors. Worse, it argues that these pipes couldn't be s ... More >>
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December 4, 2009
Charlie Crist Urges You to Call "Hot, Horny Girls" Who "Love Nasty Talk as Much as You Do"
Florida KidCare provides health insurance to children, but if you ask Charlie Crist for the phone number, he might send you to a sex line.The Palm Beach Post called the Gov and got a pre-recorded message in which Crist rattles off a bunch of numbers for state services. But the number he gives for ... More >>
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October 6, 2009
Dick Armey Sending Army of Dicks After Bill Nelson over Health Care
Dick Armey, the former Republican House majorty leader who's not currently making an ass out of himself on Dancing with the Stars, was in Palm Beach Gardens today speaking to teabaggers, um, Tea Party activists. According to the Palm Beach Post, Armey told the crowd of conservative acti ... More >>
Blogs
September 10, 2009
Horse Killed in Miami Gardens - Does Black Market Horse Meat Cure AIDS?
via wikimedia commonsThis horse is so sad it went and got an emo haircut. Another horse killed and stripped of meat in similar manner to the 20 or so others so far this year was found murdered Wednesday morning in the ranch where it lived in Miami Gardens. Its throat was slit and two legs were re ... More >>
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August 18, 2009
Archive Diver: John Stoll's Fantasma Productions "Bands Showcase" with Miss Conduct, Easy Access, Fortress and More, 1988
via Miami New Times Archives week of August 17 - 23, 1988 Fantasma Productions was one of the top independent promotion and performance companies in the United States. It was founded and run by John Stoll. He owned the Carefree Center in Broward which housed Comedy Corner, where Larry The Cable G ... More >>
Blogs
August 14, 2009
Crist Asks For Senate Application from Lincoln Diaz-Balart, Two Others
Lincoln Diaz-BalartThe Palm Beach Post is reporting that Governor Charlie Crist has sent out a document entitled "Questionnaire for Senate Appointment," to three men [link to pdf]. The first two names have been mentioned widely before: former Secretary of State Jim Smith, and former US Attorney B ... More >>
Blogs
July 30, 2009
Two Divers Die During Lobster Mini-Season
photo via Miamism's FlickrEvery year divers start off lobster mini-season with the same thought in their head, "Let's have some fun. Their meat is sick. I wanna take a dive with my tickle stick." Unfortunately things always seem to take a turn for the deadly. Two divers have turned up d ... More >>
Blogs
June 30, 2009
Attorney General McCollum Works About 22 Hours a Week
The Palm Beach Post decided to check the time sheets of Governor candidates and current cabinet members Republican Bill McCollum and Democrat Alex Sink. Turns out, in the past two months neither has been working that hard. McCollum averages about 22 hours of work a week as attorney ge ... More >>
Blogs
June 3, 2009
What Exactly are the Limits of the Daily Papers' Story Sharing Schemes?
Walt DisneyWill Florida's newspapers all dance in unison?So, the Miami Herald, the Palm Beach Post and the Sun-Sentinel still share stories as part of their agreement. The Sun-Sentinel and the Orlando Sentinel share content because they're both part of the troubled Tribune Corp. The Miami Herald con ... More >>
Blogs
April 27, 2009
House Majority Leader Adam Hasner Leaves Chamber During Muslim Prayer
HasnerHere's is my personal take on officially lead prayer in public areas like legislative chambers, schools, and other government functions: If I had it my way, it wouldn't happen. Now, a bit of personal prayer is fine. Back in my school days I prayed to Jesus before many a test, and I'm not ... More >>
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April 9, 2009
It’s All About the Seeding
HasnerHere's is my personal take on officially lead prayer in public areas like legislative chambers, schools, and other government functions: If I had it my way, it wouldn't happen. Now, a bit of personal prayer is fine. Back in my school days I prayed to Jesus before many a test, and I'm not ... More >>
Blogs
April 3, 2009
City Limits to Close After April 10, Steve Kimock Show Moved to Revolution
Image via City LimitsCity Limits goes dark April 10.The last show at City Limits in Delray Beach will take place on April 10, featuring the Led Zeppelin tribute band Zoso. The club announced officially yesterday that it was closing. At least Palm Beach County still has Respectable St. Cafe, in West ... More >>
Blogs
November 12, 2008
Does The Local Media Suck Because of Fark?
Image via City LimitsCity Limits goes dark April 10.The last show at City Limits in Delray Beach will take place on April 10, featuring the Led Zeppelin tribute band Zoso. The club announced officially yesterday that it was closing. At least Palm Beach County still has Respectable St. Cafe, in West ... More >>
Blogs
October 14, 2008
News Roundup
Image via City LimitsCity Limits goes dark April 10.The last show at City Limits in Delray Beach will take place on April 10, featuring the Led Zeppelin tribute band Zoso. The club announced officially yesterday that it was closing. At least Palm Beach County still has Respectable St. Cafe, in West ... More >>
Blogs
October 6, 2008
No One Cares That Randy Shannon Keeps Losing
Image via City LimitsCity Limits goes dark April 10.The last show at City Limits in Delray Beach will take place on April 10, featuring the Led Zeppelin tribute band Zoso. The club announced officially yesterday that it was closing. At least Palm Beach County still has Respectable St. Cafe, in West ... More >>
Blogs
September 4, 2008
Local Papers Missed Out On Huge Biden Scoop
Image via City LimitsCity Limits goes dark April 10.The last show at City Limits in Delray Beach will take place on April 10, featuring the Led Zeppelin tribute band Zoso. The club announced officially yesterday that it was closing. At least Palm Beach County still has Respectable St. Cafe, in West ... More >>
Calendar
July 31, 2008
Never Say Die
The Marlins keep beating each other up, and they like it that way.
Blogs
July 11, 2008
Burger King Pitches Penny To Tomato Pickers
The Marlins keep beating each other up, and they like it that way.
Blogs
November 29, 2007
Unleash the Power of the Mormon
The Marlins keep beating each other up, and they like it that way.
Blogs
July 18, 2007
Fahrenheit 2007?
The Marlins keep beating each other up, and they like it that way.
News
March 14, 2002
You Can't Handle the Truth!
Law enforcement's attempts to muzzle the media help no one
News
June 22, 2000
Riptide
Publisher busted over the Boss
News
September 2, 1999
Vanity Fire
A group of hot firewomen raised big bucks posing for a sexy calendar. The intended charity got only a pittance.
News
August 5, 1999
Kulchur
Dueling at the millennium
News
May 6, 1999
New Times Wins Top Prize for Probe of Tainted Team
Dueling at the millennium
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May 25, 1995
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Dueling at the millennium
Music
December 18, 1991
On the Schmooze
Talk to me. And make mine a Jack Daniel's.
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