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Prunk TV: Featuring Marilyn Manson

via www.marilynmansonartworkonline.com'When I Get Old,' by Marilyn MansonMarilyn Manson's paintings are much better than his music. Just kidding; we love ya, Marilyn! His solo show, Trismegistus, debuted this past December during Art Basel Miami Beach. But if you missed the super-VIP opening, don't ... More >>

Swelter

via www.marilynmansonartworkonline.com'When I Get Old,' by Marilyn MansonMarilyn Manson's paintings are much better than his music. Just kidding; we love ya, Marilyn! His solo show, Trismegistus, debuted this past December during Art Basel Miami Beach. But if you missed the super-VIP opening, don't ... More >>

Eat Me

The coolest band in town gets baked, grilled, and filled

Slip-N-Slide's Qwote Plays Club Premier

The trip to Fort Lauderdale will be worth it.

Bow Before Chairman Panda

ArtCenter offers a skewed view at Propaganda 2008.

Don’t Cry for Me, Miami

ArtCenter offers a skewed view at Propaganda 2008.

Corbett's Sports Bar

ArtCenter offers a skewed view at Propaganda 2008.

Take Celebrities Bowling

ArtCenter offers a skewed view at Propaganda 2008.

Bass Relief

Check your mufflers, biker boys

Best Beer Selection In A Store

Milam's Market

Chasing Danny

Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or a frigid sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer?

Best of 2009 Preview: Best Weekly Party

JipsyBest Weekly Party(((Shake))) at the Vagabond30 NE 14th St.Miami 33132305-379-0508thevagabondmiami.comHipsters love irony. But don't call the Sweat Records and ¿Que Pasa M.I.A.? crews responsible for this Thursday-night fiesta hipsters. That's totally not what they're trying to attract. T ... More >>

Saturday Night: Mumpsy, Surfer Blood, and XOXO at Propaganda

MumpsyThe Orlando InvasionMumpsy, with Surfer Blood and XOXO Saturday, June 14, 2009Propaganda, Lake Worth Better Than: Drinking freshly squeezed OJ with Japanese Tourists. The Review: O-town is famed for being the primary residence of the world's most renowned mouse, and for spewing out annoyingly ... More >>

Concert Review: D.I., Agent Orange, and Fear at Respectable Street, August 8

Agent Orange​D.I., Agent Orange, and FearWith Bloodhook and Total ChaosRespectable Street, West Palm BeachSaturday, August 8, 2009Better Than: It actually was just as good as fucking while high on cocaine. The Review:My Saturday certainly got itself started with a whole fucking bunch of Parrot Ba ... More >>

Punk's Not Dead

It raged on courtesy of Agent Orange at Respectable Street.

Concert Review: Ex Norwegian, The Freakin Hott, and Zombies!Organize!! at Propaganda's Grand Opening Celebration, August 15

via myspace.com/zombiesorganizeZombies!Organize!!​Ex Norwegian, The Freakin Hott, and Zombies!Organize!!At Propaganda's Grand Opening CelebrationPropaganda, Lake WorthSaturday, August 15, 2009Better Than: The grand opening of the new El Dorado near my house a couple months back.The Review:You all ... More >>

For the Ungrateful Child in Your Family

via myspace.com/zombiesorganizeZombies!Organize!!​Ex Norwegian, The Freakin Hott, and Zombies!Organize!!At Propaganda's Grand Opening CelebrationPropaganda, Lake WorthSaturday, August 15, 2009Better Than: The grand opening of the new El Dorado near my house a couple months back.The Review:You all ... More >>

Smoke't barbecue goes down easy in the Gables

via myspace.com/zombiesorganizeZombies!Organize!!​Ex Norwegian, The Freakin Hott, and Zombies!Organize!!At Propaganda's Grand Opening CelebrationPropaganda, Lake WorthSaturday, August 15, 2009Better Than: The grand opening of the new El Dorado near my house a couple months back.The Review:You all ... More >>

Miami's top happy hours

From salty to sporty to sublime.

Fin and Q American Barbeque shine

From salty to sporty to sublime.

Sneak Review: Gigi

Pork belly BLT​A short bite from next week's Cafe review:Pricing is all about offering value to the customer. How else can one describe the proffering of fresh, quality, chef-driven food that starts at $3 a plate and tops out at $16? While the laws of mathematics dictate that it all adds up, a cou ... More >>

Gigi: Midtown Miami ingenuity

Pork belly BLT​A short bite from next week's Cafe review:Pricing is all about offering value to the customer. How else can one describe the proffering of fresh, quality, chef-driven food that starts at $3 a plate and tops out at $16? While the laws of mathematics dictate that it all adds up, a cou ... More >>

The Overthrow, Theophilus London, and Amanda Blank Go Big With Basel Castle

Arty nudes with Theophilus London?​Never known for moderation, the Overthrow crew wasn't about to let Art Basel Miami Beach week slip past without plotting some kind of epic descent into nth-level fun and excess. Hence, Basel Castle, a 12-hour carnival of tuneage, booze, games, freakshows, and ot ... More >>

Five Best Reviewed Restaurants of 2010

Bill Wisser PhotosZuma zooms into the top five.​These five fine restaurants are the best I reviewed over the past year. While they do not necessarily comprise the best five overall, each would probably make my list of ten all-around favorites. What I'm saying is that I really like these places. In ... More >>

Pubbelly is pub-perfect

Bill Wisser PhotosZuma zooms into the top five.​These five fine restaurants are the best I reviewed over the past year. While they do not necessarily comprise the best five overall, each would probably make my list of ten all-around favorites. What I'm saying is that I really like these places. In ... More >>

Trouble & Bass and the Overthrow's Black Magick Party at the Castle, March 26

​Sure, you could have been at the Fool's Gold party at Grand Central -- a decent enough choice. But you would have missed out on the next-level shit. The Overthrow and Trouble & Bass' Black Magick party at the Overthrow Castle surely had a darker vibe than other festivities last night. But th ... More >>

Brew at The Zoo: Meet Your Beer

Photo by JipsyRemember last year's Brew at the Zoo? Probably not.​Miami New Times and Zoo Miami's Brew at the Zoo takes place April 30. Before then, we'll showcase a few of the breweries pouring for your drinking pleasure. All in all, over two dozen beers are scheduled to be poured, with more ... More >>

Brew at the Zoo Miami, April 30

Laine Doss​View photos from Brew at the Zoo 2011 here.On Saturday night, you could have removed all wildlife from Zoo Miami, and it would have still been overrun by wild animals: a species known as frat boyalis to be exact. Said crazy mammal was observed square dancing to Otis Day and the Kn ... More >>

Soulja Boy Officially Kills Hip-Hop Once and For All

Via alacoolb​​Despite repeated CPR attempts by Nas, it appears hip-hop officially flatlined last week, suffering a painful, humiliating death at the hands of an assailant known as Soulja Boy. The murderer suffers from a massive delusional disorder and he's known for many inexplicable ... More >>

Best of Miami 2011: Best Late-Night Dining

In anticipation of the upcoming Best of Miami issue hitting newsstands June 16, here is a sneak peek at one category and its winner.Photo by Paula Niño​Best Late-Night DiningGigi3470 N. Miami Ave.Miami 33127305-573-1520giginow.com

Hogzilla's Inspired Barbeque Is Up and Smoking

Lee KleinGreat sandwich, and I'm not pulling your pork.​Hogzilla's Inspired Barbeque opened this past Sunday in the former digs of Bar-B-Q Beach on South Beach. Ron Garcia (Burger & Beer Joint) and Raul Rodriguez ("BBQ master") are the owners of this sprawling two-room, two-bar space, which is ... More >>

Pucci's Pizza Under a Buck in SoBe

Pucci's Pizza via FacebookYou know you want it.​Tommy Pooch is hell-bent on digging Miami out from its economic woes -- one slice at a time.The pizza mogul/restaurateur has announced a new recession-busting menu at his Pucci's Pizza South Beach location.  From 11 a.m. - 6 p.m. every day, Chee ... More >>