Optimus Prime

  • Film

    June 26, 2014
  • Blogs

    June 25, 2014

    Six Best Club Parties in Miami This Week

    No matter how muggy Miami nights may get, nothing stops us wild party animals from slipping on our little black dresses, stacking layers upon layers of makeup on our faces, gathering our bros and gals (sweat drenched and all), and hitting up the streets of the Magic City for some uhntz-uhntz action. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 9, 2013

    Fashion Freakouts Aboard Holy Ship!!

    Holy Ship!! It's been mere days since that rager returned to Port Everglades, but we can't get the memories to stop looping through our heads. What an ass-clapping good time that was. All the great DJs, the run-ins with our idols, the slutty girls walking around with almost nothing on but booze an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 26, 2007

    Hankerin For Some D-Mac

    Got a bunch of e-mails regarding my post from Friday. Apparently I was a bit ambiguous about my stance on the whole Darren McFadden thing. Sorry. Stuffing, Tryptophan and a shit load of Jack and Coke had me feeling a little funky after that Arkansas-LSU game. So here’s where I stand. I want Darre ... More >>

  • Home Entertainment

    October 18, 2007
  • Film

    July 5, 2007


    As giant robots transform all around us (!), it's good to know Michael Bay won't ever change

  • Music

    November 3, 2005

    More than Meets the Eye

    The Benevento-Russo Duo makes a lot of noise for a two-piece

  • Calendar

    July 14, 2005
  • Calendar

    November 18, 2004
  • Music

    May 27, 2004


    The Dungeonmaster's Guide (HUMAN/System Recordings)