O.J. Simpson

What if YOU Did It?

Take the Mail and Run

A Confession from O.J.?

Miami’s King Nero, O.J. Simpson, on the Town

OJ, Phone Home

Oh Great, Another OJ Simpson Trial

Our O-Jay-Jay is Painin'

Is OJ Simpson a Pill Fiend or Just a Regular Ol' Miami Resident? Is There a Difference?

News Roundup

Your friendly former Kendall neighbor OJ Simpson is facing sentencing today. He could get anywhere from six year to life. [AP]Charlie Crist was at Art Basel yesterday, and CBS4 asked him about a possible Senate run. He said he is not interested. That is all ...what? I do not have any closet jokes th ... More >>

Michael Jordan Buys A Humble Three Bedroom in Kendall

After OJ Simpson had to switch his residency to a prison pen, Kendall has been missing a sports star resident to call its own. Well, trading OJ Simpson for Michael Jordan would be a major coup. As first reported by The Palm Beach Post, it seems Michael Jordan and his 30 year-old Cuban-American beau ... More >>

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After OJ Simpson had to switch his residency to a prison pen, Kendall has been missing a sports star resident to call its own. Well, trading OJ Simpson for Michael Jordan would be a major coup. As first reported by The Palm Beach Post, it seems Michael Jordan and his 30 year-old Cuban-American beau ... More >>

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After OJ Simpson had to switch his residency to a prison pen, Kendall has been missing a sports star resident to call its own. Well, trading OJ Simpson for Michael Jordan would be a major coup. As first reported by The Palm Beach Post, it seems Michael Jordan and his 30 year-old Cuban-American beau ... More >>

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After OJ Simpson had to switch his residency to a prison pen, Kendall has been missing a sports star resident to call its own. Well, trading OJ Simpson for Michael Jordan would be a major coup. As first reported by The Palm Beach Post, it seems Michael Jordan and his 30 year-old Cuban-American beau ... More >>

Writes of Passage

Charlotte Leibel knows all about the handwriting on the wall, and she uses it to unlock the secrets of personality

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Charlotte Leibel knows all about the handwriting on the wall, and she uses it to unlock the secrets of personality

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Charlotte Leibel knows all about the handwriting on the wall, and she uses it to unlock the secrets of personality

Rick Sanchez's Number One Fan

Judge Lance Ito mugs for Channel 7

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Judge Lance Ito mugs for Channel 7

Hey, Miami, You're Stupid

Public figures offer comic relief.

Letters

Public figures offer comic relief.

Hulk Hogan Totally Understands Why OJ Simpson Killed His Wife That One Time

Former Kendall resident OJ Simpson and former Miami Beach resident Hulk Hogan probably could have been friends during the time in Miami-Dade, because Hogan seems to think they both have a lot in common. In a recent interview with once-relevant music magazine Rolling Stone, the wrestler let it be ... More >>

Art Capsules

Current shows

Art Capsules

Current shows

Your Own Personal Caddyshack

We’ll have another Amstel while we perfect our swing

Trick Play

NFL greats shake off the rust in All-Pro Football

Gumbo Limbo

Christabelle's Quarter serves up the Very Big Easy in the Grove

Forget Gun Control

Who better to save America than an armed Mark Wahlberg? Seriously

Letters from the Issue of December 28, 2006

"I think he deserved to be executed"

Letters from the Issue of December 7, 2006

"It would be worth it to go to jail for taking his fed-up @$$ off the face of this earth”

Letters from the Issue of November 30, 2006

"Arrange for Osama bin Laden to start dating one of O.J.’s exes"

Boom Goes Bust (Again)

"They didn’t even know it was a piece. They thought it was a real estate poster."

If We Did It

"A world without O.J. would smell a bit fresher"

Punkland

What's worth seeing at the tenth-anniversary Vans Warped tour? Here are a few suggestions

The Foolproof 9/11 Antidote

Live from OJ's front yard, this is Brian Andrews!

Satellite Juice

Ecstasy use and TV-signal piracy are as common as jaywalking

The Juice Is Loose!

And boy is he easy to find. Here’s how to track Miami’s newest celebrity resident, the world’s most famous double murderer. Er, make that alleged double murderer.

Best TV Reporter

Mark Londner

Reconstituted Juice

O.J. performs before fawning Floridians who forgive him past indiscretions as he reinvents his future

Calendar for the week

O.J. performs before fawning Floridians who forgive him past indiscretions as he reinvents his future

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O.J. performs before fawning Floridians who forgive him past indiscretions as he reinvents his future

Type O Personalities

The world's foremost bloodstain-pattern analysts convene at a local Holiday Inn to trade gore stories and chatter about spatter

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The world's foremost bloodstain-pattern analysts convene at a local Holiday Inn to trade gore stories and chatter about spatter

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The world's foremost bloodstain-pattern analysts convene at a local Holiday Inn to trade gore stories and chatter about spatter

Miami Family to Appear on Popular Race-Baiting TV Program

Is it just us, or does Family Feud invariably pit a white family against a black family? It's like the show's producers are daring you to not root for your own race, like the O.J. Simpson trial all over again. It could be argued that race relations in America will not take the next step until Family ... More >>

Rapper Lyrikill.com's publicity blitz has made him an enemy among South Florida TV reporters

Is it just us, or does Family Feud invariably pit a white family against a black family? It's like the show's producers are daring you to not root for your own race, like the O.J. Simpson trial all over again. It could be argued that race relations in America will not take the next step until Family ... More >>

Riptide Presents the All-Asshole Major League Baseball Team

Historically speaking, he's still in the Asshole Minor Leagues.​So Marlins shortstop Hanley Ramirez has apologized-- after much coercion--for not running after a kicked ball and then lashing out at his teammates and manager Fredi Gonzalez. He's been reinstated into his God-given spot in the ... More >>

Cocaine, Murder, and FĂştbol: Watch The Two Escobars on ESPN Tonight

Andres Escobar, murdered for a World Cup mistake.​The U was a raucous look at the fabled '80s-era Miami Hurricanes football team, and Run Ricky Run made us wholly reconsider the Dolphins' enigmatic superstar running back. Silly Little Game was a hilarious chronicling of the group of baseball-adori ... More >>

Doin' Easy Time: Eight Celebs Who Got Off Light

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.​Did you really think Lindsay Lohan was going to do any hard time for breaking probation yet again? There's better chances of her staring in Freaky Friday II. Sadly, her short-lived incarceration will just hasten what seems more and more likely to be h ... More >>

OJ Simpson's Kendall Home is Facing Foreclosure

​Sure, it's hard to muster much sympathy for O.J. Simpson, but remember, he hasn't been making much use of his house in Kendall lately. He's got a steady residence for the next six to 27 years: a jail cell in Nevada. So don't feel too bad that his Miami home has met a familiar fate -- it's being f ... More >>

PETA Wants to Turn OJ Simpson's Foreclosed Home into a Vegetarian Museum

PETA, a sad, attention-trolling parody of an animal rights organization, never lets a prime opportunity for cheap publicity go to waste, so they've decided to jump on the news that OJ Simpson's Kendall close is in foreclosure. PETA founder Ingrid Newkirk has penned a letter to the foreclos ... More >>