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  • Blogs

    March 13, 2012

    Longhorn Opens in Hialeah, Yard House in SoBe; Are Cheaper Chains the New Cool?

    ​Yesterday, I received a press release about Longhorn Steakhouse opening in Hialeah. Normally, the opening of a restaurant in Miami is cause for a Short Order write up and, sometimes, a first look at the restaurant and its food. But this press release got some chuckles by our writers. After all, t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 6, 2012

    Connie Mack, Florida Senate Candidate, is One of the Sexiest Members of Congress According to Horny College Kids

    ​Rep. Connie Mack's late entrance into the GOP primary for the right to take on incumbent senator Bill Nelson later this year has resulted in a quick jump to the front of the pack over other candidates like George LeMieux and Adam Hasner. The fact that Mack shares his name with his father, a forme ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 4, 2011

    Gwar's Cory Smoot (AKA Flattus Maximus) Dead at 34; No Plans to Cancel Tour

    ​Cory Smoot, the guitarist for satirical, costumed heavy metal band Gwar, has died at the age of 34. He was found dead on the tour bus by his bandmates while refueling in Pembina, North Dakota, before crossing into Canada. His death took place only hours after completing a performance at Fir ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 4, 2011

    Buck Naked, Incredibly Drunk Driver Tasered By Florida Deputies

    via Levy County Sheriff's OfficeKelly Michael Bachmeier​If the charges against Kelly Michael Bachmeier are true, Riptide salutes him for hitting for the cycle of Florida crimes: extreme drunkenness, a complete lack of pants, erratic driving and, of course, a good Tasering.Sheriff's deputies say th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 29, 2011

    Little Dragon at the Electric Pickle, January 28

    Photo by Ian WitlenLittle Dragon's Yukimi Nagano.​With Billygoat Electric Pickle Friday, January 28, 2011 Better than: Getting fucked by an extraterrestrial? (See paragraph 16.) How does Little Dragon travel from gig to gig? Well, if you've spent the last few hours prepping for the Swedish band' ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 29, 2010

    Protesters in Fake Blood and Dead Animal Parts Will Picket Miss Teen Florida USA Pageant

    ​We're not sure what's stupider: that a fur coat company is supplying sponsorship and prizes to a teen beauty pageant in Florida, or that an animal rights group is going to protest it while wearing furs themselves. Yes, the Animal Rights Foundation of Florida is pissed that the Fur ... More >>

  • Music

    June 24, 2010

    Cuban punk rockers Gorki and Gil used music to take on Castro

    ​We're not sure what's stupider: that a fur coat company is supplying sponsorship and prizes to a teen beauty pageant in Florida, or that an animal rights group is going to protest it while wearing furs themselves. Yes, the Animal Rights Foundation of Florida is pissed that the Fur ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 26, 2010

    Miami Free Times: Hairballs, Bill McKibben, Drunk Animation, and Jacuzzi Boys

    Hairball Cosmology​Monday: With all the bodies turning up, a free self-defense class isn't such a bad idea. This one is ladies only. Sorry guys. Looks like you'll just have to learn to fend for yourself. The class is held every Monday and Wednesday at Bayfront Park.Tuesday: This week is your last ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 14, 2010

    Battle Heats Up Over Factory-Farmed Food

    ​This week's feature story, "Down on the Farm," chronicles an increasingly heated national battle over "factory-farmed" food. On one side: a phalanx of corporation- and family-owned farms across the country. On the other: the Washington, D.C.-based Humane Society of the United States.Caught in the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 26, 2010

    Cuba Readies for American Tourists With 200,000 New Hotel Rooms and Ten Golf Courses

    ​"The gringos can't help but spend their money. They are the easiest tourists to sell to. They never ask for discounts," Daniel Garcia, a used book seller who hawks his inventory to tourists on the streets of Old Havana, tells Bloomberg news. He's not the only person in Cuba hoping that a potentia ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 16, 2010

    Small-Town Values? Miami Family Shunned After Moving to North Dakota

    This story is almost exactly like this movie, minus the welcoming neighbors and happy ending. Actually, it sounds more like Fargo. Glad they left before they wound up in a wood chipper.​Ever thought about fleeing Miami for the simple life of the Midwest? Perhaps leaving behind the hustle and bustl ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 31, 2009

    Farid Khavari Wants to Put Florida in the Banking Business, Himself in the Gov's Mansion

     If you love watching poorly produced late-night infomercials, Farid Khavari might be the gubernatorial candidate for you. Khavari, a Miami resident, announced his candidacy today as a Democrat, and his entire platform seems to be instituting a Bank of the State of Florida, which a stern-soundi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 19, 2009

    Riptide's Guide on Who to Hate During Miami's March Madness

    By now you've seen the brackets so many times you know North Dakota State's mascot by heart and you'll break down in tears if another person mentions President Obama's picks. Via Syracuse Athletic Dept. Don't root for this guy.But are you really ready for Miami's first-round matchups tomor ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 4, 2008

    Election Night Live Coverage

    By now you've seen the brackets so many times you know North Dakota State's mascot by heart and you'll break down in tears if another person mentions President Obama's picks. Via Syracuse Athletic Dept. Don't root for this guy.But are you really ready for Miami's first-round matchups tomor ... More >>

  • News

    May 29, 2008

    Finally Florida

    A rogue state meets presidential candidates who pine for its fickle heart.

  • News

    March 29, 2007

    Storming the House

    The real story behind that wacky run at George W.

  • Film

    February 8, 2007

    Message Bored

    Hollywood ho-hum horror keeps ripping off the best, turning out the worst

  • Film

    October 12, 2006

    Lord Have Mercy

    Jesus Camp pitches its tent in the other America

  • Culture

    October 5, 2006

    Heedless in the Topless City

    Miami's strip clubs can be a yawn, or a stretch

  • News

    September 26, 2002

    How Poor Is Poor?

    The government's method of determining who's poor is so outdated that census experts say the poverty picture is much worse than we think

  • Calendar

    July 18, 2002

    Goodness Goulds

    A rebuilt historic square in a forgotten county corner awaits your company

  • News

    February 17, 2000

    Internet Network News, September 20, 2010

    Elian Gonzalez: Still mum after all these years

  • Calendar

    December 30, 1999

    Cross-Country Marriage

    Miami's Only Midday Millennium Moment

  • Music

    December 3, 1998

    Rotations

    Miami's Only Midday Millennium Moment

  • Music

    February 26, 1998

    Jonny on the Spot

    Miami's Only Midday Millennium Moment

  • News

    October 16, 1997

    Dateline Havana

    Tenacious Cuban journalists Olance Nogueras and Lazaro Lazo were strangers in their homeland. Now they are strangers in ours.

  • News

    May 29, 1997

    News of the Weird

    Tenacious Cuban journalists Olance Nogueras and Lazaro Lazo were strangers in their homeland. Now they are strangers in ours.

  • Music

    August 1, 1996

    Rocket's Punk Blare

    Tenacious Cuban journalists Olance Nogueras and Lazaro Lazo were strangers in their homeland. Now they are strangers in ours.

  • News

    July 18, 1996

    And You Thought Hot Flashes Were Bad

    A nationwide estrogen study has animal-welfare activists pissed off about the collection of horse urine

  • News

    August 7, 1991

    It Won't Play In Peoria

    But the Cornerstone Theater Company will play anywhere else, as it attempts to make dramatic changes in Tinytown, U.S.A.

  • News

    October 3, 1990

    A South African Odyssey

    If Shooting really starts, whites aren't going to be there

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