Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

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    August 20, 2013

    Brother Jimmy's BBQ Has Frickles! Try the Special Cuban Sandwich

    From the fantastical food world of frings (french fries plus onion rings) and cronuts we present you with the frickle. Yes, you guessed it, that's a fried pickle. The crunch of a dill contained in golden fried battered. But wait, there's more... Brother Jimmy's BBQ in Brickell serves up frickles on ... More >>

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    January 2, 2013

    Jersey Shore Producers Invite Assholes on New EDM Competition Reality TV Show

    When your scene decides to find its "next superstar" on a reality television show produced by the same people behind Jersey Shore, then your scene probably needs a life raft, 'cause it's drowning. is a website where all "producer-DJs" are invited to "start honing your skills" and app ... More >>

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    October 25, 2012
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    April 20, 2012

    Snoop Dogg's Rolling Words Smokable Book and Four Other 4/20 Gifts for Stoners

    There's no doubt that Snoop Dogg knows how to celebrate 4/20. But the rapper has decided to prove himself yet again. Snoop recently announced that he will be releasing a novel, Rolling Words: A Smokable Songbook. Yes, you read right. A regular book would be too boring. So if you want to smoke whi ... More >>

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    November 16, 2011

    Happy Hump Day! Ten Habit-Forming Songs About Humping

    Why is Wednesday known all across the world as Hump Day? Well, the phoney-boloney, PG explanation is that Wednesday's middle-of-the-week placement makes it something like a fleshy protuberance on the back of an animal, perhaps a camel or a church bell-ringing hunchback. You've made your climb throu ... More >>

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    November 4, 2011

    Lady Gaga's A Very Gaga Thanksgiving: Ten Celebrities That Should Never Do a Holiday Show

    Will Lady Gaga wear a turkey dress?​Lady Gaga just announced her new holiday special, A Very Gaga Thanksgiving. The show will air on ABC on Thanksgiving day, November 24, and will feature Tony Bennett and Katie Couric. If that's not bizarre enough, Gaga is set to perform "White Christmas" and chef ... More >>

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    June 23, 2011
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    April 15, 2011

    Fashion Freakouts at Lady Gaga's Miami Monster Ball

    ​Lady Gaga doesn't dress like the rest of us. For example, sometimes you're putting on a polo and you look down and think, I look like a douche, so you replace it with a Sonic Youth t-shirt. Or you put on shorts and then realize your ass cheeks are partially exposed. It dawns on you that maybe yo ... More >>

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    January 25, 2011

    Jersey Shore Season 4 to Shoot in Italy, Not Miami?

    ​Shortly after we survived the scourge of Jersey Shore's second season and the crew headed back home to Seaside Heights for their next string of drunken antics and silly fights, rumors started popping up that it was only a matter of time before they returned to Miami for season four. Well, now ... More >>

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    January 19, 2011

    The 10 Sexiest Miamians

    Tipdrill​When people think Miami, the first thing that pops into their mind's eyes is boobs. Big, beach ball boobs. But we're so much more than that. We are also crazy-huge booties and rock hard six-pack abs. We are tans the color of Key Biscayne sunsets and weird Barbie hair that breaks apart if ... More >>

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    January 12, 2011

    Lunch Break: We Miss Snooki Way Too Much

    ​Snooki, you came into our town with a your poofy slippers, crystal vision sunglasses and miraculous poof and managed to leave with our heart. Undoubtedly, even we have to admit that based on the first episode of season 3 all things Jersey Shore are actually better when they're set in the Jersey S ... More >>

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    December 30, 2010
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    December 24, 2010

    Gilberto Santa Rosa, Albita and Hansel y Raul at the New Year's Day Orange Drive Festival

    ​Miami's most recognizable road is getting a makeover next week, when Ocean Drive becomes Orange Drive. We know what you're thinking ... And no, OD isn't getting spray-tanned with Snooki. It's more botox than facelift. The venerable avenue will only get a temporary name change. And a slightly diff ... More >>

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    November 29, 2010

    Jersey Shore Season 4 May Shoot in Miami

    We miss Snooki almost every single day, and when the crew headed off in their black Escalades at the end of Jersey Shore's Miami-set second season back to whatever hell it is they came from we thought we'd never see her again (well, save for an odd club appearance here and there). Well, The New York ... More >>

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    November 11, 2010
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    October 28, 2010

    Jersey Shore: One of The Situation's Miami Hookups Gives Her Side of the Story

    via BWE​Remember Annabelle DeSisto? She was the girl this season The Situation picked up at club Space, only to refuse to smoosh with him and dropped the classic line, "I never said anything about checkers old man." She also happens to be a former Miss Teen Florida. Well she gave her side of the s ... More >>

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    October 22, 2010

    Jersey Shore Damage Report: Farewell Sweet Guidos

    via MTV​Our long, local nightmare is over. Actually, it was more like a slightly upsetting drunken fever dream, but whatever the case last night we said "So long, farewell, auf Guido-sehen, goodnight" once and for all to our most infamous temporary residents: the cast of Jersey Shore. Amazingly, d ... More >>

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    October 20, 2010

    Dances with Guidos: Snooki's Hair Whipping vs. The Situation's Fist Pumping

    Snooki's magical glasses return! ​The gripping finale of Jersey Shore season two airs tomorrow, and with the crew heading back to the series' eponymous location for season three we'll have to say goodbye to our favorite guidos. So, obviously, we must treasure these last precious moments we have wi ... More >>

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    October 15, 2010

    Jersey Shore Damage Report: Launch Them Into Space

    via MTV​Last night was the penultimate episode of season two of Jersey Shore, and judging from next week's previews of the gang hitting up the Everglades, the last with the majority of the action happening in Miami. It's sort of a shame, we were just getting used to watching the gangs' escapades i ... More >>

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    October 14, 2010

    South Park Illustrates Our Worst Fears About Jersey Shore

    ​When MTV announced Jersey Shore would film its second season in South Beach, Miami became the only place outside of Jersey to become infected by a Jersey-fied reality show. So last night's South Park, in which the mountain town is suddenly overrun by "cabbage-muffed" Jerseyites, hit close to home ... More >>

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    October 8, 2010

    Jersey Shore Damage Report: The Situation's Bitchuation

    via MTV​With the recent Angelina defestation of the Metropole hotel it seemed a new era of peace and prosperity was about to rule through the Jersey Shore house. Even Sammi and JWoww made awkward attempts at burying the hatchet. But then a bigger bitch emerged: The Situation. The manchild didn't g ... More >>

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    October 1, 2010

    Jersey Shore Damage Report: Exit Angelina

    via MTV​Sadly, time is winding down to the Macaroni Rascal's tour of destruction in Miami, but last night the journey ended for Angelina. Yes, the life-sized rat in a mini-dress and bad mascara decided to once again pack up all of the extra Swiss cheese and various shiny things she found around th ... More >>

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    September 29, 2010

    Snooki Will Write a Novel, Denies Alcohol Poisoning Claims

    ​Earlier this week came reports that petite princess of poofdom Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi had a secret near death experience while shooting Jersey Shore in Miami stemming from alcohol poisoning. She's refuted the rumors, and in fact, she's living life right now perhaps at a level higher than most of ... More >>

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    September 27, 2010

    Snooki Was Reportedly Hospitalized for Alcohol Poisoning During Filming in Miami

    Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, the magical elfin princess of the Guido kingdom, apparently spent time in the hospital while filming Jersey Shore in Miami in what is reporting as a "scary near-death incident." The hospitalization allegedly took place during the events of last week's episode ... More >>

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    September 24, 2010

    Jersey Shore Damage Report: You Made Your Dirty Tampon Bed, Now Sleep In It

    ​After last week's special VMA edition scheduling confused us, we're back once again recapping the poignant take of the descendants of Italian immigrants trying to make it in the tropical melting pot of Miami Beach. Yes, it's Jersey Shore damage report time! Last night we learned never to leave ou ... More >>

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    September 10, 2010

    Jersey Shore Damage Report: Fight Night

    ​Let's get to ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuumble! Yes, last night was fight night on South Beach for the Jersey Shore crew. We saw the thrilling conclusion to Sammi vs. JWoww, an undercard featuring of Vinny vs Ronni, Snooki vs. Latino dating rituals, Paul vs herpes, Fossil watches vs. smooshing, the enti ... More >>

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    September 3, 2010

    Jersey Shore Damage Report: Watermelons and Pinholes

    ​Last night's Jersey Shore was full of cat fights, watermelons in pinholes, and tricky transgendered-identifying people. With the boring saga of Ronnie and Sam finally fading, and the ensuing fallout of "the guidette letter" taking center stage, it might have been the trashiest (read: best) episod ... More >>

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    August 27, 2010

    Jersey Shore Damage Report: The Guidette Letter

    via MTVWho knew Ronnie could read?​Some people thought the second season of Jersey Shore wouldn't work because the formerly anonymous guidos had become media superstars. Others thought the move to Miami Beach would take away some of the magic. So far, that hasn't been the case. What's really dragg ... More >>

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    August 9, 2010

    Snooki Assaults Obama in Weird Taiwanese Animation

    ​NMA News, a Taiwanese news organization, has begun explaining America to its viewers through the use of wacky CGI animation. We're not sure how the animations help Taiwanese viewers understand the ridiculousness of American pop culture, but they sure do make for great viral videos. The latest edi ... More >>

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    August 6, 2010

    Jersey Shore Damage Report: Love Guido-Style and Magical Glasses

    via MTV​Last night on Jersey Shore, the cast continued to wreck havoc on the previously sleepy little island known as Miami Beach. Ronnie the shaved gorilla struggled with newly developing human emotions and even harder-to-grasp basic human logic. Meanwhile, Angelina the rat scurried about the hou ... More >>

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    July 30, 2010

    Jersey Shore Damage Report: The Guidos Come to Town

    via MTV​Just a few months ago everything was right in the world. South Beach was home to its own particular brand of party trash, and the world's most famous guidos and guidettes were in their native Long Island/Statan Island/Rhode Island settings. Then MTV shook everything up and decided to set S ... More >>

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    July 30, 2010

    Jersey Shore Breaks Ratings Records; Also, Snooki Just Got Arrested

    via Terry's Diary​The ratings for last night's Miami-set premier of Jersey Shore season two are in, and they've broken records. Amongst advertiser's favorite demographics it was the most watched cable program of 2010, and the biggest MTV premier in ages. We'd pop bottles to celebrate, but sadly th ... More >>

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    July 28, 2010

    Channel Your Inner Snookie Through Social Media and Get a Tan Through Your Phone

    ​Whether or not we'd actually admit to it in public, we can't look away from the train wreck that is the Jersey Shore. It's just one of those shows that we love to hate and can't stop imitating or making fun of.Everywhere we look lately, we see The Situation fist pumping, JWoww getting into a fist ... More >>

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    July 27, 2010

    Behind the Scenes Jersey Shore Videos Show Snooki Making Vodka-Banana Smoothies

    ​We're just two days away from the what's shaping up to be the most important moment in Miami-set TV show history since the premiere of Miami Vice. Yes, the start of Season 2 of Jersey Shore. The LA Times visited the set in May and came back with "exclusive" behind-the-scenes footage. It's no ... More >>

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    July 2, 2010

    Snooki, JWoww and MTV Sued Over Miami Beach Club Brawl

    This season replaces fist pumping with fisticuffs, apparently. ​The girls of Jersey Shore came through Miami like a wrecking crew hell bent on bitch slapping anything that got in their way. They left a pile of beaten and bruised bitches and bros lying on the floor in their wake of tanning gels and ... More >>

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    July 1, 2010
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    June 30, 2010

    MTV Unleashes Jersey Shore Season 2 Trailer

    ​MTV has released the official trailer for the upcoming Miami-set season of Jersey Shore. We're about to bear witness to the atrocities that were committed in our city by the only people in the world who actually make our natives seem pale in comparison. In true guido style, it contains almost as ... More >>

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    June 28, 2010

    Snooki Sees Orange Over Tanning Tax

    The tanning tax's poster child?With a new 10 percent federal tax kicking in July 1, there's a June gloom descending on tanning salons across South Florida. The tax, which is supposed to generate some $2.7 billion over the next 10 years to help cover uninsured Americans, has spooked even the palest M ... More >>

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    May 28, 2010

    Jersey Shore Cast Shot Music Video With Enrique Igesias and Pitbull Yesterday

    This video will have more abs than a Twilight movie.​Color us confused. TMZ reported the Jersey Shore cast had left Miami last week, but yesterday it reported the cast was still (or back?) in town. They weren't up to their usual hair-gelled high jinks, but rather shooting a music video with Enriqu ... More >>

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    May 24, 2010

    Jersey Shore Officially Leaves South Beach

    ​For those of you who have been in hiding these past months for fear that you'd contract some sort of horrible disease that would turn your skin an off putting shade of orange, poof your hair, and make your fist uncontrollably pump to the sounds of bad techno music, you can come out now. It's safe ... More >>

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    May 17, 2010

    We Spotted Snooki This Weekend, Right Before "She" Was on Saturday Night Live

    "We're really pee-a-neering some new ta-rare-itory." ​South Beach was kind of insane this weekend. More so than usually. Exxxotica brought an ever so slight rise in the amount of creepy dudes and blonde girls with fakes tits and sad eyes, while the multiple roving gains of lesbians on Vespas can b ... More >>

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    May 5, 2010

    Snooki Tries to Strangle a Girl in VIP Room

    via TumblrDon't let Snooki's innate charm and class fool you, she'll snap​Last season on the Jersey Shore, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi shockingly got punched in the face by a drunk guy at a bar. Now that Snooki is in Miami for season two it seems that she's the one who's got her dukes up. Ra ... More >>

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    April 26, 2010

    Snooki Gets Into Drink-Throwing Slap Fight on Ocean Drive

    ​How clear do we have to make this? You do not disrespect the Snooki. She is a princess among guidos. Those other Jersey Shore chicks -- Mangie, J-coww, whoever -- you can diss them all you want, but you treat Snooki like the royalty she is. Do we have an understanding, Miami?Snooki and some other ... More >>

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    April 23, 2010

    Jersey Shore Watch: Snooki and JWoww at Electric Pickle

    Photo by Tom De BensNice rack Snooki.​Guess who was spotted partying last night at Electric Pickle? Snooki and JWoww! Guess since South Beach is being less the hospitable, the Jersey Shore gang crossed over to the mainland. Here are some grainy iPhone pictures snapped by Tom De Bens.This marks the ... More >>

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    April 21, 2010

    Snooki and The Situation Maybe Making Sweet Guido Love in Your General Vicinity

    ​Poor Snooki, when will she ever find love? Or was it always there right in front of her all along? She was dating some random gelled mea bag named Emillio, but apparently broke up with him when she thought he was seeing guidettes on the side while she was down in Miami shooting the second se ... More >>

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    April 12, 2010

    Is Jersey Shore Really Leaving Because They Can't Get Into Clubs?

    ​The New York Post carried a report Saturday that says the cast of Jersey Shore can't get into clubs, setting off speculation that that's the reason the cast is heading back Jersey. The Post says they've been turned away at the the W, Delano, Shore Club, and the Mondrian.Supposedly it's because th ... More >>

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    March 31, 2010

    Jersey Shore's Miami Season Might Include Nudity, Pregnancy, and a Trip to Italy

    ​The tweets of the guidos and guidettes of the Jersey Shore have fallen silent. That can only mean one thing: filming for the second season has begun and they should be in South Beach soon. You'll probably know for sure when the chemicals in the air from their various tanning solutions, hair gels, ... More >>

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