Subject: Nick Nolte

• Dumb Luck

  August 14, 1991

• The Simple Art of Vengeance

  November 20, 1991

• Southern Discomfort

  December 18, 1991

• Werewolf At Large

  November 25, 1992

• Sean Penn, Expert Buzz Killer, Kills Mickey Rourke Oscar Buzz

  Sean Penn bravely took time out of his busy schedule of giving back massages to Hugo Chavez (or as Robert De Niro put it, "respectfully advising world leaders"), and managed to kill all of our Mickey Rourke Oscar dreams while simultaneously reversing Proposition 8 in the process. Hooray Sean Penn, you are truly a hero. No Seriously, who knew Spicoli would grow up to be such a stick-in-the-ass buzzkill? Or as he put it, "I want to make it clear I know how hard I make it to appreciate me." By whic

  February 23, 2009

• Go West, Young Thug!

  September 8, 1993

• 'Tis the Season for Oscars

  September 15, 1993

• Can Stop the Music

  February 9, 1994

• A Shaq is Born

  February 23, 1994

• Apocalypse Whatever

  Ben Stiller's Hollywood sendup lacks firepower.

  August 14, 2008

• Legs to Spare

  September 13, 2007

• Fly Me to the Moon

  February 22, 2007

• Now Playing

  July 13, 2006

• Freeloader

  July 13, 2006

• Over the Hedge

  May 18, 2006

• A Worthy Successor

  August 18, 2005

• Blade Runners

  January 6, 2005

• Unnatural Attractions

  September 30, 2004

• King Artless

  July 8, 2004

• Think Different

  May 22, 2003

• The French Conniption

  April 17, 2003

• The Pitch

  March 28, 2002

• Cumming Up

  June 21, 2001

• Screen Scribes

  March 1, 2001

• Festival of Mights

  February 22, 2001

• Here, There, Everywhere

  October 26, 2000

• Private Defective

  July 20, 2000

• The Way They Were

  February 3, 2000

• The Waiting Was the Hardest Part

  January 14, 1999

• Drivel, He Said

  December 25, 1997

• The Wild, Wild Fest, Part 2

  November 6, 1997

• Stone Cold

  October 2, 1997

• The Usual Suspects

  July 3, 1997

• The Good, the Bad, the Duplicitous

  November 14, 1996

• Mushrooms and Munchkins

  October 31, 1996

• Swelter 4

  May 11, 1995

• Prunk TV: Charlie Murphy Gets Stung, Rick Ross Does Film

  Ladies and gentlemen, Prunk TV has a helluva guest today. After the credits, watch some bonus footage of Charlie Murphy in Miami. He held out his hand and said, "I'm Charlie Murphy." I replied, "I'm Jason Handelsman." Directors, producers, actors, and publicists questioned my presence on this Queen Latifah movie set. "No cameras," said a pale-faced Miami hater. "Do you have a card?" asked fellow media hounds and executives. "He is fam," said Rick Ross as he patted my back. We'll get b

  September 18, 2009