Apparently those popcorn muscles aren't enough. In an interview aired a couple of minutes ago on ESPN, Dolphins linebacker, sack-master, and nonstop verbal diarrhea specialist Joey Porter said he feels for Plaxico Burress, the Giants wide receiver who recently shot himself in the leg at a nightclub. Porter also told ESPN he doesn't hire bodyguards because he has a "little buddy I keep with me" -- a.k.a. a handgun.Do the Dolphins know Porter is packing?"Do they know?" Porter responded. "Am I not
First off, sometimes I wish our Miami NFL teams had a different animal as its mascot. Dolphins only have one expression, and that is "I am so friggin' happy at the moment!!!!" This is why there will never be LOLCat-like ROFLFins, and this is why I can never illustrate a post about bad news for the Miami Dolphins with a picture of a sad looking dolphin, because there is no such thing as a sad looking dolphin. This is the kind of thing that only concerns you when you are a blogger, but believe me
