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  • Blogs

    May 25, 2012

    Food Stamps Traded for Drugs and Cash, Welcome Crackdown Coming

    Florida is notorious for Medicare fraud, and we also have more than our fair share of food stamp fraud. At least Miami residents can console themselves with the fact that our food stamp defrauders are not as shameless as those in other states.EBT cards, modern-day food stamps, are being traded for c ... More >>

  • News

    April 26, 2012

    South Florida Survivalists Prepare for the Apocalypse

    Florida is notorious for Medicare fraud, and we also have more than our fair share of food stamp fraud. At least Miami residents can console themselves with the fact that our food stamp defrauders are not as shameless as those in other states.EBT cards, modern-day food stamps, are being traded for c ... More >>

  • News

    January 26, 2012

    Mitt Romney must be destroyed: 15 reasons to stop the Mormon cyborg

    Florida is notorious for Medicare fraud, and we also have more than our fair share of food stamp fraud. At least Miami residents can console themselves with the fact that our food stamp defrauders are not as shameless as those in other states.EBT cards, modern-day food stamps, are being traded for c ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 23, 2012

    Mitt Romney Is a Flip-Flopping Racist Cyborg (And 14 Other Reasons Florida Must Destroy Him)

    Rick Perry has dropped out of the race and returned to Racial Slur Hideaway, Herman Cain is now making unwanted advances on his housecats, Rick Santorum's last name is a synonym for booty juice, and Newt Gingrich is an angry, sexed-up troll with facial hemorrhoids. Even with Newt's victory in Sout ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 23, 2012

    Rick Santorum Invites Ex-Yahweh Member Michael The Black Man To Open Rally (Video)

    via You TubeMichael the Black Man rallies for Santorum on Sunday.​After stinging losses in New Hampshire and South Carolina, Rick Santorum came to Florida this weekend hoping to reboot his push toward the White House. But the ex-senator may want to vette his opening acts a bit better: At a Coral S ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 9, 2012

    Gingrich, Romney Ramp Up Florida Campaigning Ahead of State Primary UPDATED

    ​UPDATE: Turns out Rep. Ron Paul is dumping us -- though it looks like he has mailers going out to voters, Politico reports his campaign is skipping the Florida primary to concentrate on caucuses in February, a decision likely informed by Paul polling horribly&nb ... More >>

  • News

    November 24, 2011

    Coral Morphologic: Aquatic Ambassadors

    ​UPDATE: Turns out Rep. Ron Paul is dumping us -- though it looks like he has mailers going out to voters, Politico reports his campaign is skipping the Florida primary to concentrate on caucuses in February, a decision likely informed by Paul polling horribly&nb ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 26, 2011

    Mitt Romney Firmly Back On Top of Cain in Latest Florida Poll

    ​Florida has apparently stopped gorging itself on pizza man Herman Cain, and ol' reliably boring Mitt Romney has taken a giant lead in the latest poll conducted by Time and CNN. Romney leads the pack with 30 percent, while Cain is now a distant second with 12 percent. Compare that to an American R ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 30, 2011

    Jon Huntsman Ditches Crazy Mistress Florida, Returns to Classy Ol' New Hampshire

    Ditching that crazy b*tch Florida.​Sunshine or granite? Sex on the beach or maple syrup on hotcakes? "Welcome to Miami" or "Live Free or Die"?It's been fun Florida, but you're just too damn crazy for Jon Huntsman.After a three-month flirtation, the Republican presidential hopeful is ditching the n ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 16, 2011

    Robert Ruggeiro, One of Golden Beach's Finest, Caught On Tape Being An Ass

    Cop BlockRobert Ruggeiro​Golden Beach Police Officer Robert Ruggeiro proves eating too many doughnuts kills brain cells. A few days ago, during a traffic stop of a dude who was using a cellphone camera to video record him and another officer, Ruggeiro claimed it was a felony in Florida to film cop ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 8, 2011

    Florida Looking at Early March Primary, Might Again Lose Half Its Delegates

    ​Republican leaders are still eager to host Florida's presidential primary election earlier than most states, but they're hoping to avoid a repeat of 2008's fiasco. Leaders plan to set the primary in early March, just days before the traditional Super Tuesday -- even if that means holding the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 12, 2011

    Fat Boy Republican Presidential Contenders: Ranking 'em According To Girth

    Let's face it: With Americans getting portlier by leaps and bounds, we need a President who reflects our food-obsessed values. That's right: It is time again for a fat person to inhabit the White House.It's been almost a century since our last obese leader, William Howard Taft, got stuck in the Whit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 2, 2010

    Dispatch From the Biltmore: The Night Marco Rubio's Presidential Campaign Began

    photo by Tim ElfrinkRubio in 2012: It started tonight.​Marco Rubio is running for president in 2012. It's not official, of course, and maybe even Rubio himself hasn't decided whether to seek the highest office in the land. But at the raucus party tonight at the Biltmore, it sure seemed like Rubio' ... More >>

  • News

    May 13, 2010

    Yuppie Rambo Richard "Kudo" Couto takes on the C-9 Basin, Miami-Dade's most lawless outpost

    photo by Tim ElfrinkRubio in 2012: It started tonight.​Marco Rubio is running for president in 2012. It's not official, of course, and maybe even Rubio himself hasn't decided whether to seek the highest office in the land. But at the raucus party tonight at the Biltmore, it sure seemed like Rubio' ... More >>

  • Music

    April 15, 2010

    Sweat Records Celebrates Its 5th Anniversary With Sweatstock This Saturday

    photo by Tim ElfrinkRubio in 2012: It started tonight.​Marco Rubio is running for president in 2012. It's not official, of course, and maybe even Rubio himself hasn't decided whether to seek the highest office in the land. But at the raucus party tonight at the Biltmore, it sure seemed like Rubio' ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 11, 2010

    Coral Morphologic Sees Miami as One Big Reef Above the Surface

    This is the fifth in a series of articles profiling the seven finalists for the New Times' Mastermind Awards, which will be presented to four local artists during Artopia at the Freedom Tower February 11.​It all started with a fish tank. Like many boys, Colin Foord had an aquarium his "whole life. ... More >>

  • News

    December 31, 2009

    Miami 2009: Seven signs the End Times are nigh

    This is the fifth in a series of articles profiling the seven finalists for the New Times' Mastermind Awards, which will be presented to four local artists during Artopia at the Freedom Tower February 11.​It all started with a fish tank. Like many boys, Colin Foord had an aquarium his "whole life. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 11, 2009

    We Won't Have Mr. Clucky to Cluck Around Anymore

    Jacqueline CariniMr. Clucky and Buckley in 2007 Mr. Clucky, perhaps the most famous rooster since Foghorn Leghorn, is apparently leaving town. Clucky's owner Mark Buckley told Local 10 he's packing up the fowl, his girlfriend Wallflower, and all of their shared worldly posse ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 10, 2009

    Mr. Clucky Wants To Turn Media Spotlight into Something Positive

    Jacqueline CariniMr. Clucky and Buckley in 2007 What started out as a simple blog post on Riptide bringing the bizarre news that local celebrity rooster Mr. Clucky may be getting the boot from his Miami Beach home because of code violations has turned into a full fledged media firestorm. A ... More >>

  • News

    December 25, 2008

    Bolivian Workers Scammed

    The odyssey of 24 laborers flown to Miami and then left to their own devices.

  • News

    June 12, 2008

    Church Fires Pederast Priest's Secretary

    When Rev. Neil Doherty misbehaved, the archdiocese punished Theresa Gerstner.

  • News

    February 21, 2008

    Name Game

    Strip mall magnate gets his own street in Sunny Isles Beach.

  • Blogs

    January 28, 2008

    Who Would Jesus Vote For? - Hillary Clinton

    Strip mall magnate gets his own street in Sunny Isles Beach.

  • News

    January 10, 2008

    Letters from the Issue of January 10, 2008

    "How do you reconcile Thorp's catty comments with the original glowing review?"

  • News

    May 24, 2007

    See the World, One Couch at a Time

    I didn't want a bunch of dudes who could beat me in my sleep.

  • News

    August 24, 2006

    Lowest Forms

    Boo hoo! Some writer we’ve never heard of made fun of us! Boo hoo hoo!

  • News

    April 27, 2006

    The Life Aquatic

    Brenda Lanzendorf's underwater excavations reveal Biscayne Bay's secret past

  • News

    November 3, 2005

    It'll End in Tears

    Brenda Lanzendorf's underwater excavations reveal Biscayne Bay's secret past

  • News

    April 29, 2004

    The 3% Man

    Ralph Nader looks at Florida and sees a decadent Democratic Party

  • News

    May 15, 2003

    Real Estate Love Story

    Andy Tobias's Belle Meade selloff does not imply a Miami housing crash

  • Calendar

    December 12, 2002

    Cool Kiddie Cats

    A former Del Fuegos dares to make interesting music for kids for Miami Light

  • News

    October 31, 2002

    The Political Dance

    What do Hillary Clinton, Bob Graham, and Dorrin Rolle have in common? They're all wooing helpful partners

  • Film

    June 27, 2002

    Dirty Deeds

    Someone oughta put a Capra in Sandler's behind

  • News

    May 9, 2002

    Outsider Baseball

    The spring-training stadium nobody wanted hosts the league nobody knows

  • News

    March 21, 2002

    Trouble From Denmark

    Wacky Danish cult leader Mogens Amdi Petersen was a guest on tony Fisher Island until recently; now he's staying with the State of California

  • Music

    November 1, 2001

    As the Shu Flies

    About keeping rock simple

  • Film

    October 26, 2000

    Here, There, Everywhere

    This year's Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival is bigger and ... well, bigger

  • News

    February 10, 2000

    Fine Young Cannibals

    The reporters providing us coverage of Elian Gonzalez seem to recognize they're taking part in a shark feed. And they just keep chomping.

  • News

    September 16, 1999

    Buyer (and Cops) Beware

    Former employees sold out sleazy South Miami-Dade car dealer John Svadbik. So why are police doing nada?

  • Film

    July 29, 1999

    Creepy No More

    The Haunted

  • Film

    September 10, 1998

    You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Kiss $7 Goodbye

    The Haunted

  • News

    March 12, 1998

    News of the Weird

    The Haunted

  • News

    September 11, 1997

    Addicted to Addiction

    University of Miami's Deborah Mash believes ibogaine could be the wonder drug to end all drugs. And she's ready to risk everything to prove it.

  • News

    August 1, 1996

    Ambitious to a Fault

    University of Miami's Deborah Mash believes ibogaine could be the wonder drug to end all drugs. And she's ready to risk everything to prove it.

  • News

    May 4, 1995

    The Believers

    Local UFOlogists bring a religious zeal to their tales of alien visitations. Delusions? For real? Whatever, they watch the skies and wait.

  • News

    January 12, 1995

    Tears of a Clown

    Fredgie's quest for kids' show success hasn't exactly been a barrel of laughs -- but then again, it sure is a funny business

  • News

    July 20, 1994

    From Sassy to Tallahassee

    A brash young environmental administrator is handed a pay cut and a ticket on a fast train out of South Florida

  • Film

    June 15, 1994

    Revenge of the Turds

    A brash young environmental administrator is handed a pay cut and a ticket on a fast train out of South Florida

  • Culture

    November 11, 1992

    Chairman of the Bard

    A brash young environmental administrator is handed a pay cut and a ticket on a fast train out of South Florida

  • News

    July 8, 1992

    Letters

    A brash young environmental administrator is handed a pay cut and a ticket on a fast train out of South Florida

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