New Hampshire

Jared Chase: Before NATO 3, He Claimed To Be a Meth-Addicted, Gang-Affiliated Rapper

Ten days after the City of Miami evicted the Occupy Miami camp from the Government Center downtown, reporter Michael Miller and I visited "Fort Peace," the inner city apartment complex opened as a safehouse to the movement by Rodrigo "Señor Paz" Duque.One of the first photos I shot, of seven Occupi ... More >>

David Young, Ex-Green Beret and Politico, Accused Of Bilking $54 Million From Military

​Before he moved to Florida, David Young was an American hero: A Green Beret, a Gulf War vet and a Bronze Star recipient. The vet was once among the nation's youngest state legislators after winning a seat in his native New Hampshire's state House at the age of 21. Two years ago, when he relocated ... More >>

The Dutch: The W South Beach's hot new restaurant serves food as lively as the scene

View a slide show of the Dutch.

Republican Candidates Eats: Romney Removes Chicken Skin, Perry Calls BBQ Roadkill

​​Today the voters of New Hampshire will trudge through miserable weather and vote for their preferred Republican candidate in the presidential primary. You are probably familiar with all of the folks running by now: Newty, Mittens, Sneezy, Grumpy, etc. If they look a bit pale and green around t ... More >>

Someone is Paying for Jeb Bush Presidential Polling

​There were a bit of murmurs earlier this month that certain powers that be within the Republican party were so disenchanted with the current crop of presidential candidates they were throwing around the idea of convincing a big name candidate to enter the race at the last minute. The biggest of t ... More >>

Could Jeb Bush Still Enter the GOP Presidential Primary?

​The Confederacy of Dunces that emerged to vie for the GOP presidential primary certainly must have some could-have-been candidates rethinking their decision. After the swift, and often surreal, rises and eventual falls of Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, and Herman Cain, the race is pretty much down ... More >>

Overanxious Florida Republicans May Ensure Obama Win

​A Florida commission appointed by Republicans will likely vote today to move up the state's Republican primary election to January 31.Though party muckety-mucks are still working on a compromise that could delay the election until February 21, the decision will probably create chaos.Given last we ... More >>

Optic Nerve XIII: MOCA's short film fest goes national

​A Florida commission appointed by Republicans will likely vote today to move up the state's Republican primary election to January 31.Though party muckety-mucks are still working on a compromise that could delay the election until February 21, the decision will probably create chaos.Given last we ... More >>

Awesome Pictures of the Last Shuttle Launch Taken From Airplane

via Twitter user ChadGraffSTS135's exhaust trail emerges from a cloud somewhere over Florida Friday.​To those of you who thought that picture on the front of the St. Pete Times in May was a once-in-a-lifetime shot, well, we have another couple of them. We don't use the word awesome very often. Thi ... More >>

Food Trucks Invade South Florida This Weekend: Nine Roundups Planned!

Dim Ssam a Gogo and every other truck in South Florida will be out and about this weekend.​Yesterday's roundup listing was anemic, perhaps because all of those food trucks were resting their little tires and batteries for this weekend. Tonight through Sunday, there are nine roundups planne ... More >>

YellowBrickRoad: indie horror à la The Blair Witch Project

Dim Ssam a Gogo and every other truck in South Florida will be out and about this weekend.​Yesterday's roundup listing was anemic, perhaps because all of those food trucks were resting their little tires and batteries for this weekend. Tonight through Sunday, there are nine roundups planne ... More >>

Closets are for Clothes

Dim Ssam a Gogo and every other truck in South Florida will be out and about this weekend.​Yesterday's roundup listing was anemic, perhaps because all of those food trucks were resting their little tires and batteries for this weekend. Tonight through Sunday, there are nine roundups planne ... More >>

Smoke't barbecue goes down easy in the Gables

Dim Ssam a Gogo and every other truck in South Florida will be out and about this weekend.​Yesterday's roundup listing was anemic, perhaps because all of those food trucks were resting their little tires and batteries for this weekend. Tonight through Sunday, there are nine roundups planne ... More >>

Florida Ranked the Sixth Most Corrupt State

via OddJackNot quite the corruption capitol, but we have our share.​What's that old cliché? A sunny place for shady people? Well, we've heard it applied to various locales, but we think Florida definitely epitomizes it, and the Daily Beast agrees. The prolific list makers ranked each U.S. state o ... More >>

Miami Men Don't Measure Up in Penis Size Rankings

via BBJ​The flashy cars, the speedboats, the trendy clothes, the bling-bling. Yeah, maybe dudes in Miami are trying to compensate for something.Online love glove store Condomania sells rubbers in 76 sizes that keep you covered no matter if you're packing a plantain or a beer can. The product has b ... More >>

The fast and frothy Farragut North hits Joseph Adler's GableStage

via BBJ​The flashy cars, the speedboats, the trendy clothes, the bling-bling. Yeah, maybe dudes in Miami are trying to compensate for something.Online love glove store Condomania sells rubbers in 76 sizes that keep you covered no matter if you're packing a plantain or a beer can. The product has b ... More >>

Behind the Line at TIMO in Sunny Isles, Kitchen Pictures

Jacob KatelTIMO's Executive Chef/co-owner Tim Andriola.​TIMO (17624 Collins Ave.) in Sunny Isles is the product of the teamwork of a top chef, experienced GM, and a staff committed to going above and beyond.Chef Tim Andriola started working kitchens as a kid in Lee, New Hampshire at his family's r ... More >>

Actually, Mr. Clucky Is Just Going on Vacation

On Tuesday, pretty much every local outlet -- including this one -- reported that code-violatin' gangsta poultry Mr. Clucky was fleeing the state in order to avoid a $50-a-day fine. But yesterday afternoon, the rooster's owner, Mark Buckley, phoned Riptide to let us know that, in fact, he ... More >>

Behind The Line at Bancroft Supper Club

Jacob Katel​ Bancroft Supper Club (1501 Collins Ave) is a culinary nightlife concept on South Beach. They have a full menu with organic elements created by well respected, high profile chef, Tim Andriola of TIMO in Sunny Isles, and a full scale night club open til 5 am. Andriola, a New Hampshire n ... More >>

Chef Tim Andriola Tells A Funny Kitchen Story From His Days At Chef Allen's

Chef Tim Andriola​Chef Tim Andriola has been lauded by food critic John Mariani in Esquire Magazine as a "chef to keep your eye on," going on to say that he "definitely has the touch of a master."He started as a kid in Lee, New Hampshire at his family's restaurant, the Gateway. In South Florida he ... More >>

Come into Bob Smith's Den and Hear Him Ramble

We've blogged a few times about generically named politician Bob Smith's threat to run for Senate, but it seems we never got around to mentioning that he officially declared. This is probably because it doesn't actually matter. Smith used to be a New Hampshire senator but then retired to Florid ... More >>

News Roundup

LocalAll 11 universities in the state are seeking to raise tuition by the highest allowable amount. [CBS4]Someone wrote some fan fiction about a manatee gang bang. Oh, wait, that actually happened? [Herald]Actual political joke Bob Smith is running for Senate. He used to represent New Hampshire in ... More >>

Florida Judges Turn Into Debt Collectors

As Tim Elfrink reports in today's paper, the Miami-Dade Public Defender's office is so overworked and under funded that they've stopped accepting new 3rd degree felony cases, a move that may or may not be legal. In the meantime, the PDs office is leaning on top-dollar corporate law firms to take on ... More >>

Florida Probably Doesn't Want New Hampshire's Leftovers

Considering most runners in the 2010 Senate race haven't held a position higher than congressman, it might behoove anyone with a stronger resumé to think about entering the fray, and what better job to have in your past when seeking a Senate seat than senator? Reportedly, former New Hampshire Sen. ... More >>

The Week That Was: This Sort of Thing Ain't Our Bag, Baby

Karl Rove in the flesh got some UM co-eds very excited. The possibility of spectators in nothing but flesh was the death nail in the coffin of the Lingerie Bowl. Meanwhile, fleshy, nudist tourists are an important part of our economy. On the Dem side, Tampa's Mayor might run for Senate, but Ala ... More >>

The Queers

Karl Rove in the flesh got some UM co-eds very excited. The possibility of spectators in nothing but flesh was the death nail in the coffin of the Lingerie Bowl. Meanwhile, fleshy, nudist tourists are an important part of our economy. On the Dem side, Tampa's Mayor might run for Senate, but Ala ... More >>

Throwback Tuesdays--The Queers "Punk Rock Girls"

Karl Rove in the flesh got some UM co-eds very excited. The possibility of spectators in nothing but flesh was the death nail in the coffin of the Lingerie Bowl. Meanwhile, fleshy, nudist tourists are an important part of our economy. On the Dem side, Tampa's Mayor might run for Senate, but Ala ... More >>

American Idol Finds Magical Misfires in the Magic City

Karl Rove in the flesh got some UM co-eds very excited. The possibility of spectators in nothing but flesh was the death nail in the coffin of the Lingerie Bowl. Meanwhile, fleshy, nudist tourists are an important part of our economy. On the Dem side, Tampa's Mayor might run for Senate, but Ala ... More >>

Weekly News Wrap - Seminole Gambling, Michigan, The FBI and more

Karl Rove in the flesh got some UM co-eds very excited. The possibility of spectators in nothing but flesh was the death nail in the coffin of the Lingerie Bowl. Meanwhile, fleshy, nudist tourists are an important part of our economy. On the Dem side, Tampa's Mayor might run for Senate, but Ala ... More >>

A Look Back at Hoodstock 2008

Karl Rove in the flesh got some UM co-eds very excited. The possibility of spectators in nothing but flesh was the death nail in the coffin of the Lingerie Bowl. Meanwhile, fleshy, nudist tourists are an important part of our economy. On the Dem side, Tampa's Mayor might run for Senate, but Ala ... More >>

AHHHHH! A Raucous Caucus!

Karl Rove in the flesh got some UM co-eds very excited. The possibility of spectators in nothing but flesh was the death nail in the coffin of the Lingerie Bowl. Meanwhile, fleshy, nudist tourists are an important part of our economy. On the Dem side, Tampa's Mayor might run for Senate, but Ala ... More >>

Little Steven's coolest songs, vol. 3

Karl Rove in the flesh got some UM co-eds very excited. The possibility of spectators in nothing but flesh was the death nail in the coffin of the Lingerie Bowl. Meanwhile, fleshy, nudist tourists are an important part of our economy. On the Dem side, Tampa's Mayor might run for Senate, but Ala ... More >>

The Leftovers

Karl Rove in the flesh got some UM co-eds very excited. The possibility of spectators in nothing but flesh was the death nail in the coffin of the Lingerie Bowl. Meanwhile, fleshy, nudist tourists are an important part of our economy. On the Dem side, Tampa's Mayor might run for Senate, but Ala ... More >>

Winged Mystery

Sonic Youth

Sonic Nurse (Geffen)

They Shoot Up Horses, Don't They?

Owner Michael Gill and trainer Mark Shuman, exonerated by lab test, hit back

The Great Liberal Hope

Howard Dean is aiming for the White House, but first it's Miami Beach

The Purpose of Pupusas

Pig out on Salvadoran pupusa -- but don't forget the loroco!

Randy Armstrong

Dinner on the Diner (Ellipsis Arts)

Never Too Small to Break the Rules

Andrea Loring got tired of seeing private high schools recruit star basketball players. But she had no idea busting them would bring her such grief.

Border Mixology

Everybody polka

Gone with the Web

Fear of Reading and Chronicle of a Going-Out-of-Business Sale Foretold top local best-seller lists

Not Exactly Straight Punk

Fear of Reading and Chronicle of a Going-Out-of-Business Sale Foretold top local best-seller lists

They Came, They Sawed, They Conquered

Miami Shores unapologetically decimates a formerly shady stretch of Biscayne Boulevard

News of the Weird

Miami Shores unapologetically decimates a formerly shady stretch of Biscayne Boulevard

Punk and Proud

Miami Shores unapologetically decimates a formerly shady stretch of Biscayne Boulevard

The Young Warriors

Miami Shores unapologetically decimates a formerly shady stretch of Biscayne Boulevard

A Gamblin Cocktail

Combine three parts luck, two parts pluck, and stir at 170 miles per hour

Inside Feature

Combine three parts luck, two parts pluck, and stir at 170 miles per hour