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New England Patriots

  • Blogs

    March 13, 2012

    Mitt Romney Wants You To Know He's Really Good Friends with Dolphins Owner Stephen Ross

    Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has a habit of reminding everyone just how very, very rich he is, and lately, just how very, very rich and powerful all of his friends are.About a month ago while discussing NASCAR, he mentioned how he was friends with several team owners. This morning, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 6, 2012

    Chad Ochocinco Got Peed On By a Lion This Weekend

    ​Guess the lion was a Dolphins fan.Miami native, (ugh) current New England Patriot player, and possibly the most interesting football player in the world Chad Ochocinco put on his good clothes and decided to head out for a charity function in Miami Beach on Saturday. This of course being Miami, la ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 6, 2012

    Five Things We Learned From Super Bowl XLVI

    ​Did you catch the big game last night, champ? Oh, it was truly one for the ages. There was plenty of action, highs and lows, and surprises around every turn. And that's just the commercials.The Giants-Patriots showdown was more than the mere spectacle of violence and pain we've become accustomed ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 2, 2012

    Super Bowl XLVI: Miami's Top 10 Affordable Places To Watch It or Take Out

    ​​One of the teams competing for the holy grail of football is the New York Giants, who are really from New Jersey. That's pretentious. The other team, the New England Patriots, presumably represents all six states of the region. This is like the Miami Dolphins calling themselves the Southeaster ... More >>

  • News

    January 19, 2012

    Tim Tebow should quit now

    ​​One of the teams competing for the holy grail of football is the New York Giants, who are really from New Jersey. That's pretentious. The other team, the New England Patriots, presumably represents all six states of the region. This is like the Miami Dolphins calling themselves the Southeaster ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 17, 2012

    Tim Tebow Should Quit The NFL While He's Ahead

    ​Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Campbell tells Tim Tebow that his calling is outside of football. For the first time in the history of the NFL, a player is a ... More >>

  • News

    December 22, 2011

    Liberty City coach Sam Johnson was a hero

    ​Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Campbell tells Tim Tebow that his calling is outside of football. For the first time in the history of the NFL, a player is a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 20, 2011

    Sam Johnson Helped Groom Miami's Best NFL Stars

    Alex IzaguirreLuther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Campbell remembers the man who helped him start the Liberty City Optimist Club for inner-city kids.In 1989, Sam Joh ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 29, 2011

    Don Shula Says Packers Can Match '72 Dolphins' Perfect Season

    ​The members of the '72 Miami Dolphins haven't gotten a chance yet to pop champagne, as the Green Bay Packers have remained undefeated with little signs of slowing down. Could Perfectville soon have a population of two?These are dark days in Dolphinland, as they have been for much of the past deca ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 14, 2011

    Brady, Belichick Two Wins Away from Breaking Marino and Shula's Wins Record

    ​After 27 years, Dan Marino's record for most yards in a single season is expected to be overtaken. Even Marino admits as much. But another Marino record will almost surely be broken this year.With 116 wins together with the Dolphins, Marino and Don Shula hold he NFL record for most wins by a QB a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 5, 2011

    Miami Dolphins Are the 13th Most Popular NFL Team, Highest Ranking in Years

    Despite the weekly disaster show on the field, the Miami Dolphins are at their highest level of popularity in years. That's according to a Harris Interactive poll that ranks the 32 NFL teams from America's most favorite to least. The Dolphins are America's 13th favorite team. Unlucky number as ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 26, 2011

    Dolphins Wait Until Last Possible Moment To Crap Themselves

    ​The Miami Dolphins dominated pretty much every facet of the game against the Cleveland Browns yesterday, including rushing and passing yards. They even held a 16-10 lead with 43 seconds remaining.But because these are the Dolphins, they decided to go ahead and do that thing where they go all epic ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 13, 2011

    Marc Anthony, Will Smith, and Dwyane Wade Get Bromantical for Monday Night Football

    Just a pack of bros. Or maybe something more?​In the latest installment of the tawdry superscandal surrounding the simultaneous breakups of long-time celebrity couples Will Smith and Jada Pinkett (maybe not splitting), and Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez (totally definitely splitting), there has b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 10, 2011

    Ten Things Channing Crowder Can Do Now That He's Retired

    ​After six seasons with the Miami Dolphins, Channing Crowder has announced his retirement from football after being cut from the team last month. Yet Crowder is only 27 and has his entire life in front of him. It's not too late for our favorite Fins loudmouth to find a new passion in life, and we' ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 22, 2011

    Chad Henne Danced In Fake Boobs On His Vacation

    The Robot assimilating with humans. You're doing it wrong, Robot!​TMZ has pictures of Dolphins quarterback Chad Henne dancing around with fake boobs on his vacation in the Bahamas.And because the Dolphins are a shrill, smug, stuffy organization (because they like to think they're the New England P ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 17, 2011

    ESPN: Brian Daboll to Be Dolphins Next Offensive Coordinator

    ​Will Brian Daboll be the man to turn around the Miami Dolphins' faulty offense? According to ESPN, he's just been hired as the new offensive coordinator. He's spent two years in the same position with the Cleveland Browns, but before that spent time on the staffs of the Dolphin's two biggest riva ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 13, 2011

    '72 Dolphins Chosen as Greatest NFL Team of All Time by Sporting News

    ​Haters like to dismiss the Dolphins '72 perfect season, the only one in the modern NFL."Oh, that team in their prime probably couldn't even have beaten the '07 Dolphins. It was a different time."Well, to celebrate its 125th birthday, The Sporting News has decided to rank the greatest NFL teams of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 3, 2011

    So What Now For the Miami Dolphins?

    Last week, Dolphins owner Stephen Ross gave his vote of confidence to head coach Tony Sparano. The consensus has been that Sparano would keep his job, despite the team's second consecutive losing season. Mainly because the players love and respect him. And even though Sunday's game against the New E ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 20, 2010

    Dolphins' Fan Base Ranked 19th for Enthusiasm, But They Do Know How to Party

    viaInsane Dolphan Posse​Just because we'd rather sit on the beach listening to the Dolphins game on the radio or checking the score on our iPhone doesn't mean we aren't real Fins fans, right? OK, the Miami sports fan stereotype of a bandwagoner who'd rather spend their Sunday afternoon watching th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 11, 2010

    Rapper Birdman Says He's Close To Becoming Yet Another Minority Owner of the Miami Dolphins

    ​The Miami Dolphins are in the midst of a two-game losing streak. They just fired their special teams coach after they single-handedly lost the game against the New England Patriots. The starting quarterback position is in doubt. Their football czar is about to walk away, leaving a lot of question ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 6, 2010

    John W. Henry, Ex-Owner of Marlins, Buys Sixth Biggest Soccer Club in the World Liverpool

    Can former Marlins owner John W. Henry lead Liverpool back to glory?​John W. Henry, the geeky hedge fund manager and egomaniac who owned the Florida Marlins for three years, has just bought the sixth biggest soccer team in the entire world: Liverpool Football Club.Around England, the news comes as ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 1, 2010

    The Monday Night Football Guys Think Highly of the Miami Dolphins

    ​ESPN's Monday Night Football analysts Ron Jaworski and Jon Gruden held a conference call today to preview the upcoming season and both think the Miami Dolphins are going to beat the odds and play well into January. While pretty much the rest of the planet thinks Miami will finish third in the AFC ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 8, 2010

    Jason Taylor's Jets Flirtation Just a Stunt?

    ​Everyone is either still scratching their heads or wringing their hands over Jason Taylor's meeting with the New York Jets -- the same team he hates, like any good Dolphin, so very, very much. The New York Post thinks that it could just be a ploy to get a better deal with the Dolphins by stirring ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 7, 2010

    Jason Taylor Meets with The Jets, Even Though He Hates Their Fans

    Jason Taylor, we're not sure if Sparano and Parcells share in it, but the city of Miami loves you. We understand Big Tuna and Lil Tony don't seem pumped on the idea of bringing you back for another season with the Dolphins, but why you got to play with our emotions by reportedly meeting with the Jet ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 28, 2010

    Top 10 Best and Worst Super Bowl Commercials From the 1980s

    Fridge, McMahon, Coke, Super Bowl 1986​This Sunday, February 7, football rules the airwaves when Super Bowl 44 beams out live from Miami, and millions of dollars worth of commercials for crap you don't need and foods that kill-slowly connive their way into your subconscious, wallet, and fridge thr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 11, 2010

    Could a Dolphin-less Pro Bowl Mean Local Blackout? Maybe Seven Former Canes Could Help

    ​Since 1980, the Pro Bowl has been played in Hawaii, and because our 50th state doesn't have a team of its own, it's been a nice opportunity for locals to catch some NFL action, even if the players don't typically bring their best game. But this year's Pro Bowl will take place in Miami, with ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 3, 2009

    Last Time Unemployment Was This High It Was A Pretty Good Year For Miami

    Unemployment in America has reached 8.5%, the highest it's been since 1983! Egads! Remember those horrible times of 1983 -- I don't, because I was not born -- but it actually seems that 1983 was a banner year for Miami. Maybe history will repeat itself. The Miami Hurricanes won their first NCAA Divi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 30, 2009

    Don't Even Think About It, Jason Taylor

    Jason Taylor spent 11 long years with the Miami Dolphins, the last of which was particularly embarrassing, but did our love not make up for it? It wasn't a Dan Marino type of love, but we loved him in a way a city loves the standout star of their otherwise helpless professional football team. We eve ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 5, 2009

    Well, There's Always Next Season

    With news today that Bill Parcells will stay with the Dolphins, it seems a good bet that the heart of the resurgent Miami Dolphins will stay put for next season. Yeah, yesterday's game was a heartbreaking thing to behold, but after the greatest season-to-season turnaround in NFL history, Dolfans hav ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 24, 2008

    It Has Come To This: Dolphins vs Jets

    Miami Dolphins @ New York Jets, Sunday Dec 28th 4:15pm on CBSSomewhere on this very blog earlier in the season I quipped something about how betting against the Dolphins was a more sound investment than anything the stock market has to offer. Well, guess what? I took my advice and now I am a poor, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 22, 2008

    Sad Pats Fans Will Have to Suck It Up and Root for the Jets

    Is there anything more annoying than Boston sports fans? No sir, there is not. Since 2004, their teams have won a Super Bowl, an NBA Championship, and two World Series, which I'm sure you know if you've talked to any Bostonian for more than five seconds. Now Bostonians are going to have to suck it ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 8, 2008

    The Dolphins' Ass-Kicking Prowess Has Gone International

    Holy sugartits is this a magical time to be a Dolphins fan! They're just displaying all kinds of dexterity in the ass-kicking department, as they did yesterday when they flew into Canada's Rogers Centre and delivered a beatdown to the rival Buffalo Bills. The Fins defeated Buffalo 16-3 in front of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 1, 2008

    Because Sometimes Winning Ugly Beats Not Winning At All

    Once again, the Miami Dolphins had to pull unicorns and rainbows out their asses to keep from losing to a two-win team. But pull the magic from their bottoms they did, as they took down the hapless St. Louis Rams 16-12, for their seventh win of the season. Drive killing penalties, a stagnant runnin ... More >>

  • Calendar

    October 23, 2008

    Party Like It’s 1993

    The Buffalo Bills and Miami Dolphins renew their rivalry in a must-win game.

  • Blogs

    October 3, 2008

    And the Football Gods Said, "Let There Be Tailgating!" And it Was Good.

    The Buffalo Bills and Miami Dolphins renew their rivalry in a must-win game.

  • Blogs

    January 31, 2008

    Ex-Dolphins All Up In the Super Bowl

    The Buffalo Bills and Miami Dolphins renew their rivalry in a must-win game.

  • Blogs

    January 9, 2008

    The Right Arm of God Crushes King Douche Into Fine Powder

    The Buffalo Bills and Miami Dolphins renew their rivalry in a must-win game.

  • Blogs

    December 10, 2007

    Over the Weekend - Basel, Busta, Riley and Chavez

    The Buffalo Bills and Miami Dolphins renew their rivalry in a must-win game.

  • Blogs

    December 10, 2007

    Dolphins Inflict Cruel and Unusual Punishment

    The Buffalo Bills and Miami Dolphins renew their rivalry in a must-win game.

  • Blogs

    October 22, 2007

    Last Night: Second Annual Jamaican Vintage Music Festival

    The Buffalo Bills and Miami Dolphins renew their rivalry in a must-win game.

  • Calendar

    December 21, 2006

    Stuff the Jets

    The Buffalo Bills and Miami Dolphins renew their rivalry in a must-win game.

  • News

    September 1, 2005

    Letters from the Issue of September 1 , 2005

    Killing sports, dumping Dolphins, and some Miami history

  • News

    August 11, 2005

    Dump This Dolphin!

    Killing sports, dumping Dolphins, and some Miami history

  • Calendar

    May 26, 2005

    Hip-Hop Hoops

    Killing sports, dumping Dolphins, and some Miami history

  • Music

    May 26, 2005

    Memorial Day Weekend

    Killing sports, dumping Dolphins, and some Miami history

  • Music

    May 12, 2005

    BEST LOCAL RAP RELEASE OF THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS

    "Let's Go"

  • Calendar

    December 16, 2004

    Night&Day

    "Let's Go"

  • Diversions

    May 15, 2003

    BEST TRADE (SPORTS TEAM)

    Miami Dolphins running back Ricky Williams

  • News

    March 13, 1997

    News of the Weird

    Miami Dolphins running back Ricky Williams

  • News

    February 24, 1993

    Swelter

    Miami Dolphins running back Ricky Williams

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