Neil Diamond

Off the Beaten Utrec

Andrew's Themes

You can kiss the clarinet goodbye -- it's time for a real wind instrument

Monkee On His Back

For the past three years Jim Johnson has been addicted to a tribute album. Now comes the rush.

Diamond is Forever

Wipe that smirk off your face and honor thy father

A Japanese Reprries

Wipe that smirk off your face and honor thy father

Sister from Another Planet

Wipe that smirk off your face and honor thy father

For the Red, White, and Blue

A patriotic mixtape for July 4.

Some Country for Old Men

Seniors Scorsese and the Stones together again.

Letters from the Issue of December 20, 2007

"Not even Arnold is this bad."

Put on Your Yarmulke

Hypothetical Hanukkahs with some of our favorite stars.

Broadway on Repeat

Hypothetical Hanukkahs with some of our favorite stars.

Weaving a Musical Tale

Hypothetical Hanukkahs with some of our favorite stars.

Bah ... PC Bug

Hypothetical Hanukkahs with some of our favorite stars.

Free Will

Another SNL vet may be the next Bill Murray. Seriously.

Fallon Fast

Saturday Night Live's prime player is rapidly outgrowing television's small screen

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Uncle Sam's Music

Don’t Get Holidazed!

Holiday Gift Guide 2001

Three's a Charm

Fifty years down the line, Johnny Cash still has it

Song Sung Goo

Fifty years down the line, Johnny Cash still has it

NIGHT & DAY

DECEMBER 3-9

Lighten Up Already

DECEMBER 3-9

Calendar for the week

DECEMBER 3-9

Rhinestone Serenader

DECEMBER 3-9

Calendar for the week

DECEMBER 3-9

Rotations

DECEMBER 3-9

Landlocked Love Boat

DECEMBER 3-9

Rotations

DECEMBER 3-9

Pulp Nation

If Quentin Taratino were cool, he wouldv'e gone to Finland

The Script

If Quentin Taratino were cool, he wouldv'e gone to Finland

White House Music

A new president takes office and welcomes all to the error dome

Smashed Hits

From The Heights to the depths of bad TV songs

Archive Diver: Alien Sex Fiend, BTO, Dizzy, Leo Casino, Iggy, Jay Leno, and Poison

via Miami New Times archives week of October 12 - 18, 1988​ Alien Sex Fiend aka the Fucking Martians, ok we just made that up, were booked at Respectable Street Cafe in West Palm and the Cameo Theatre on Miami Beach back in 1988.The Miami New Times Concert Calendar from the week of October 12 - 18 ... More >>

Prunk TV: GWIP (Your Name Here) We Rock

What would the world be like if Ozzy had never put that "vocalist seeks band" flyer in the record store, which caused soon to be guitar-god Tony Iommi to call him up? Ozzy joined Earth, which later became Black Sabbath, and the rest is Heavy Metal history. Do you feel me? I am talking about fate a ... More >>

Ten Sweet and Sleazy Rock Star Sex Stories

Famous Arkansas groupie Sweet Connie Hamzy.​The Grand Funk Railroad song "We're an American Band" opens with the lines: "Out on the road for forty days/Last night in Little Rock, put me in a haze/Sweet, sweet Connie was doin' her act/She had the whole show and that's a natural fact." A still-acti ... More >>

Torche, Big Business, and Helms Alee at Churchill's Pub, July 12

Photo by Matt PreiraIt was a get-your-hand-out-of-my-face kinda rock show.​Torche With Big Business and Helms Alee Churchill's Pub Tuesday, July 12, 2011 Better Than: Staying home and watching Easy Rider. As to be expected, most practitioners of stoner rock are pretty lazy. We don't care how bla ... More >>

The Dining Room in SoBe is a dandy

Photo by Matt PreiraIt was a get-your-hand-out-of-my-face kinda rock show.​Torche With Big Business and Helms Alee Churchill's Pub Tuesday, July 12, 2011 Better Than: Staying home and watching Easy Rider. As to be expected, most practitioners of stoner rock are pretty lazy. We don't care how bla ... More >>