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    May 25, 2012

    Video: Marlins' Giancarlo Stanton Almost Decapitated Logan Morrison Last Night

    Last night's sloppy game between the San Francisco Giants and the Miami Marlins saw pitching so bad the score ended up in NFL territory. Naturally, the Marlins ended up as the sloppiest team on the field and lost the game 14-7. They also almost lost Logan Morrison's pretty little face too. Giancarlo ... More >>

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    May 17, 2012

    Rocky Mountain Lows

    Last night's sloppy game between the San Francisco Giants and the Miami Marlins saw pitching so bad the score ended up in NFL territory. Naturally, the Marlins ended up as the sloppiest team on the field and lost the game 14-7. They also almost lost Logan Morrison's pretty little face too. Giancarlo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 2, 2012

    Marlins Park: The Roof Is Leaking and the Grass Is Dying

    The past few days of rainy weather have been a real test for the new Marlins Park, and the $515 million stadium has not passed with flying colors. The team's management is now scrambling to fix leaks in the 8,000-ton retractable roof and, because that roof has been closed longer than expected, to re ... More >>

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    April 26, 2012

    The Creature from the Tacky Lagoon

    The past few days of rainy weather have been a real test for the new Marlins Park, and the $515 million stadium has not passed with flying colors. The team's management is now scrambling to fix leaks in the 8,000-ton retractable roof and, because that roof has been closed longer than expected, to re ... More >>

  • Dining

    April 12, 2012

    Marlins Park Scores Big With Unusual, Gourmet Twists on Ballpark Cuisine

    The past few days of rainy weather have been a real test for the new Marlins Park, and the $515 million stadium has not passed with flying colors. The team's management is now scrambling to fix leaks in the 8,000-ton retractable roof and, because that roof has been closed longer than expected, to re ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 16, 2012

    Miami Heat's All-Time Record at .500 for First Time in Team History

    ​Remember when the Miami Heat sucked? Good golly, did they suck. This was a team so horrible they didn't get a single win until the 18th game of their inaugural 1988-89 season. In fact, the team's all-time record had never been above .500. Yep, when taking into consideration every single regular-s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 18, 2012

    Miami Marlins May Get Their Own Reality TV Show on Showtime

    ​Given the amount of, shall we say, "strong personalities" that have so far been signed by the Miami Marlins for next season, we almost have to wonder if Jeffrey Loria has been assembling the cast of a guilty pleasure reality TV show or a playoff-caliber team. Turns out he might have been doing bo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 11, 2011

    Wilson Ramos Kidnapping Scares Marlins' Anibal Sánchez From Returning to Venezuela

    Anibal Sanchez, left, cancelled his trip home to Venezuela after Wilson Ramos's kidnappingToday is supposed to be the big day for the newly re-named Miami Marlins. Tonight the team unveils its new uniforms and, perhaps, a new blockbuster signing.But at least five players on the 40-man roster probabl ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 21, 2011

    Marlins Win Nine of 11, Then Give Up 13 Runs in Two Innings

    "You're trying to talk to me about earned run averages? During The War we earned all of our runs, I'll tell you that."​They were doing so well. After an atrocious June, the Florida Marlins got a new great-grandfather manager, won a long string of games and were creeping back toward .500.Then into ... More >>

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    July 7, 2011

    Sins of the Padres

    "You're trying to talk to me about earned run averages? During The War we earned all of our runs, I'll tell you that."​They were doing so well. After an atrocious June, the Florida Marlins got a new great-grandfather manager, won a long string of games and were creeping back toward .500.Then into ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 21, 2011

    Marlins Manager Jack McKeon, in 400 Years of Baseball Cards

    "Stadiums have LIGHTS now?!"​Trader Jack is back. They've taken him out of the mothballs and planted him back in the Marlins dugout, and he made a great stride forward by taking Hanley Ramirez out of the starting lineup as soon as he marched into town.Who is this guy? Where did he come from? Let u ... More >>

  • Music

    June 9, 2011

    Ludacris at Sun Life Stadium June 11

    "Stadiums have LIGHTS now?!"​Trader Jack is back. They've taken him out of the mothballs and planted him back in the Marlins dugout, and he made a great stride forward by taking Hanley Ramirez out of the starting lineup as soon as he marched into town.Who is this guy? Where did he come from? Let u ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2011

    The Original Brooklyn Water Bagel Co.: Egg Creams Yes, Bialys No

    Lee Klein​We first wrote about the planned South Beach branch of

  • Blogs

    April 26, 2011

    Don't Worry, Brandon Marshall, You Didn't Make Our Top 10 Stupidest Athlete Injuries of All Time

    miamidolphins.comBrandon Marshall, just the latest athlete to get injured under strange circumstances.​"If you prick a baller, does he not bleed?" -- William ShakespeareProfessional athletes are finely tuned machines: millions of dollars' worth of ESPN-highlight-generating speed, torque, power, an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 25, 2011

    Five Worst TV Singers Ever in Honor of NBC's The Voice Premiering April 26

    William "She Bangs!" Hung.​Damn, America. You really love yourself a generic televised singing competition, don't you? We already have good ole' reliable American Idol jamming up the airwaves with massacred Top 40 favorites. And now Simon Cowel's The X-Factor is slated to premiere this ... More >>

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    April 14, 2011

    Artful Dodgers

    William "She Bangs!" Hung.​Damn, America. You really love yourself a generic televised singing competition, don't you? We already have good ole' reliable American Idol jamming up the airwaves with massacred Top 40 favorites. And now Simon Cowel's The X-Factor is slated to premiere this ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 13, 2011

    Did Bobby Kent, Guy Who Claims to Have Invented "Charge" Stadium Anthem, Steal It From Somebody Else?

    ​The plot just thickened in the saga of the stadium ditty that goes "Da da da da da da CHARGE!" On Monday, we reported that South Florida musician Bobby Kent was suing for royalties for the anthem, which he copyrighted in 1980 and claimed was being used by stadiums around the country without his ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 27, 2010

    Miami Underwear Company Sends Man Thongs to SF Giants

    ​Who is Miami supposed to root for in the World Series when it's not one of those weird years when the Marlins somehow manage to wind up winning it? The city's important risqué mens underwear industry is apparently lining up behind the San Francisco Giants. Papi, a Miami based brand of ... More >>

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    August 26, 2010

    Flip-Flopping With the Fish

    ​Who is Miami supposed to root for in the World Series when it's not one of those weird years when the Marlins somehow manage to wind up winning it? The city's important risqué mens underwear industry is apparently lining up behind the San Francisco Giants. Papi, a Miami based brand of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 26, 2010

    Marlins Take Two of Three From Braves With a Pair of Walk-Offs

    ​Your Florida Marlins are coming off a weekend series with the NL East leading Atlanta Braves. And if you're a fan of perpetual bullpen meltdowns and shaving cream pies in the face, you're in luck! Here's how it all went down: Game 1, Marlins 7 - Braves 6: We can talk about the bullpen blowing ye ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 22, 2010

    Marlins Take Three of Four From Rockies, Bullpen Screws J.J. Again

    ​Another stellar performance from Josh Johnson, another blown lead by the bullpen. Another pinch-hitter, another walk-off win for Florida. Such are the misadventures of your Florida Marlins, who took game four of their series against the Colorado Rockies this afternoon with a 3-2 win. As for JJ's ... More >>

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    June 17, 2010

    Saved by Núñez

    ​Another stellar performance from Josh Johnson, another blown lead by the bullpen. Another pinch-hitter, another walk-off win for Florida. Such are the misadventures of your Florida Marlins, who took game four of their series against the Colorado Rockies this afternoon with a 3-2 win. As for JJ's ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 9, 2010

    Q&A With O.A.R., Playing the Marlins Super Saturday Show June 26

    via ofarevolution.comReady to blow the house down in Miami.​On June 26, the Marlins Super Saturday event features a post-game concert by Of A Revolution, otherwise known as O.A.R. The band has toured the world for the past 14 years helping a mostly white college audience jam out and sing along to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 20, 2010

    Riptide Presents the All-Asshole Major League Baseball Team

    Historically speaking, he's still in the Asshole Minor Leagues.​So Marlins shortstop Hanley Ramirez has apologized-- after much coercion--for not running after a kicked ball and then lashing out at his teammates and manager Fredi Gonzalez. He's been reinstated into his God-given spot in the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 17, 2010

    Trooper Patrick Ambroise Killed in Car Fire After Being Hit by Teen Driver

    Patrick Ambroise, a Florida Highway Patrol man was parked on the shoulder of the Florida Turnpike, most likely running a radar on traffic, when his patrol car was hit from behind by a Lexus. The collision sparked a fire in the patrol car, and the officer died on the scene. The accident happened arou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 15, 2010

    Scott Stapp Curses Marlins With Horrendous National Anthem Performance

    Poor, poor Florida Marlins. They have just 600 fans, and one of them happens to be Scott Stapp. ​This Jesus-looking dude, if you'll remember, was the lead singer of Christian rock band Creed. (Yes, they were a thing once). In 2004, after peaking with the band, he went solo, crashed and burned, and ... More >>

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    April 15, 2010

    Take Me Out

    Poor, poor Florida Marlins. They have just 600 fans, and one of them happens to be Scott Stapp. ​This Jesus-looking dude, if you'll remember, was the lead singer of Christian rock band Creed. (Yes, they were a thing once). In 2004, after peaking with the band, he went solo, crashed and burned, and ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 9, 2010

    Around Town: Of Montreal, Marlins, '80s Freestyle Jams, Mitchell Davis, and Jimbo's

    Spring, glorious spring. Start your frolicking at the Marlin's first home game or at the Fillmore, where a colorful indie band from Athens, Georgia plays Scandinavian-style pop music. Spend Saturday outdoors watching BMX racing or rugby. You have your pick of celebrating two cult figures on Sunday. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 8, 2010

    Centerplate Vendors Throw Knockdown Pitch At Marlins Fans

    ​So I was thrilled to receive word that Centerplate, a leading hospitality vendor for sports stadiums, convention centers and entertainment venues, "has announced several new partnerships, menu items and other 'game-changers' for the home fields of the Tampa Bay Rays, San Francisco Giants, Seattle ... More >>

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    March 25, 2010

    Bling Brothers

    ​So I was thrilled to receive word that Centerplate, a leading hospitality vendor for sports stadiums, convention centers and entertainment venues, "has announced several new partnerships, menu items and other 'game-changers' for the home fields of the Tampa Bay Rays, San Francisco Giants, Seattle ... More >>

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    August 27, 2009

    Good News, Bad News

    ​So I was thrilled to receive word that Centerplate, a leading hospitality vendor for sports stadiums, convention centers and entertainment venues, "has announced several new partnerships, menu items and other 'game-changers' for the home fields of the Tampa Bay Rays, San Francisco Giants, Seattle ... More >>

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    August 13, 2009

    Rent-a-Johnson

    ​So I was thrilled to receive word that Centerplate, a leading hospitality vendor for sports stadiums, convention centers and entertainment venues, "has announced several new partnerships, menu items and other 'game-changers' for the home fields of the Tampa Bay Rays, San Francisco Giants, Seattle ... More >>

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    August 6, 2009

    Curb Your Apathy

    ​So I was thrilled to receive word that Centerplate, a leading hospitality vendor for sports stadiums, convention centers and entertainment venues, "has announced several new partnerships, menu items and other 'game-changers' for the home fields of the Tampa Bay Rays, San Francisco Giants, Seattle ... More >>

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    May 14, 2009

    The Other Ramirez

    ​So I was thrilled to receive word that Centerplate, a leading hospitality vendor for sports stadiums, convention centers and entertainment venues, "has announced several new partnerships, menu items and other 'game-changers' for the home fields of the Tampa Bay Rays, San Francisco Giants, Seattle ... More >>

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    July 31, 2008

    Never Say Die

    The Marlins keep beating each other up, and they like it that way.

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    May 22, 2008

    Signature Moment

    The Marlins keep beating each other up, and they like it that way.

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    April 24, 2008

    Mash Unit

    The Florida Marlins are finding their way in a post-Cabrera world.

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    March 13, 2008

    Joe Torre's Revenge

    Marlins eye another chance to embarrass legendary manager.

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    August 16, 2007

    Cool Your Fins

    Hot baseball goes great with ice cream

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    August 9, 2007

    Snakebitten

    Hot baseball goes great with ice cream

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    July 26, 2007

    Wind Beats Rocks

    Fish face team that declined to get tarp on

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    May 3, 2007

    Dog Day Afternoon

    Fish face team that declined to get tarp on

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    May 3, 2007

    Artful Dodgers

    Fish face team that declined to get tarp on

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    August 31, 2006

    Swimming with the Big Fish

    Fish face team that declined to get tarp on

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    August 3, 2006

    L.A. Glory

    Fish face team that declined to get tarp on

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    May 25, 2006

    Marlins, Meet the Mets

    And then the Giants

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    April 27, 2006
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    April 6, 2006

    Here’s the Pitch

    Baseball is back, baby

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