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Apparently, there's more excitement about the upcoming Florida Marlins season than previously thought. This reasonable proposal was found on a bathroom wall -- Churchill's? -- and relayed to Deadspin:
Skip Work and Take a Road Trip to Jupiter
Hot diggety dog!
Florida Marlins hold open tryouts for their big-man dance squad.
Out of contention, the Marlins look to play spoiler once again.
The Marlins vie for the NL East title on Super Saturday.
This Marlins/Cubs game is all about the kids.
The Marlins lead the league in come-from-behind wins.
Another Super Saturday, another shot at taking the NL East lead.
Foes who dont really hate each other square off.
Drop everything, Marlins fans. Super Saturdays are back!
Hey, the Marlins are in first place! Thats right!
The Florida Marlins are finding their way in a post-Cabrera world.
Marlins spend on marketing rather than getting good players.
Before it gets too hot outside!
Marlins eye another chance to embarrass legendary manager.
Behold the sporty wonders of the season.
No longer great, Atlanta is playing for postseason against Marlins
Hot baseball goes great with ice cream
Fish face team that declined to get tarp on
Our Marlins will swing at Super Saturday
Or, why Marlins fans welcome the Phillies