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Miami Named America's Fifth Buggiest City

This shouldn't be much of a surprise since our climate makes us a mosquito heaven, but Miami has been named America's fifth buggiest city. That's according to a survey compiled by OFF! insect repellent, who of course have a bit of a stake in deciding such things.

My Big Redneck Barbecue

This shouldn't be much of a surprise since our climate makes us a mosquito heaven, but Miami has been named America's fifth buggiest city. That's according to a survey compiled by OFF! insect repellent, who of course have a bit of a stake in deciding such things.

Best Macho Supermarket Items: From Spam to Wheaties

​Supermarkets have long been the domain of women, who traditionally do the grocery shopping. Walk through the aisles of any market and you'll see most items are targeted with women in mind -- floral-scented detergents designed to remind you of a soft summer rain, foods marked low-fat or sugar-free ... More >>

Michelle Obama, Jill Biden Booed Lustily by Homestead NASCAR Crowd (Video)

​OK, so maybe Michelle Obama didn't actually break any barriers yesterday in Homestead as the first black woman ever to watch a NASCAR race. She may well have set a different, all-too-predictable record, though: most heartily booed MC at the season-ending race south of Miami.Broadcast live on ... More >>

Michelle Obama to Become First Black Woman to Watch NASCAR Race When She Visits Homestead

​It's almost that time of year again when race fans across the nation descend on Homestead for the last race of the NASCAR season. This year they'll be joined by First Lady Michelle Obama and Second Lady Jill Biden, meaning that very likely Michelle Obama will become the first black woman in histo ... More >>

Boogity, Boogity, Boogity

​It's almost that time of year again when race fans across the nation descend on Homestead for the last race of the NASCAR season. This year they'll be joined by First Lady Michelle Obama and Second Lady Jill Biden, meaning that very likely Michelle Obama will become the first black woman in histo ... More >>

Bigoted NASCAR Track Owner Wonders If the Cuban National Anthem Is Sung in Homestead

​Is anyone all that surprised when someone associated with NASCAR continually spouts racist, ignorant garbage? Not really. Sure, it's an image the league is trying to move past, but Bruton Smith, an owner of several NASCAR tracks, is sure making it hard. The guy is full of more hot air than all th ... More >>

Offshore Thrills

​Is anyone all that surprised when someone associated with NASCAR continually spouts racist, ignorant garbage? Not really. Sure, it's an image the league is trying to move past, but Bruton Smith, an owner of several NASCAR tracks, is sure making it hard. The guy is full of more hot air than all th ... More >>

The Fast and the Injurious

​Is anyone all that surprised when someone associated with NASCAR continually spouts racist, ignorant garbage? Not really. Sure, it's an image the league is trying to move past, but Bruton Smith, an owner of several NASCAR tracks, is sure making it hard. The guy is full of more hot air than all th ... More >>

How Interviewing Trick Daddy, Rick Ross, Luther Campbell, and Lil Wayne Got Me Addicted to ESPN

Trick Daddy is partly to blame for Prunk TV's ESPN addiction.​The weekend before last, I went to the NASCAR Ford 400 at the Homestead-Miami Speedway and it was amazing. I used my press pass to get right up on the track and it felt like my teeth were gonna explode. Kind of like the way they felt a ... More >>

Contest: Win Tickets to the Ford 400 and Fan Zone Passes

​Sunday, Sunday, Sunday: The annual Ford 400 takes place at the Homestead Miami Speedway. It's the final race in the Chase for the Sprint Cup and the NASCAR champion will be crowned following the event. We've got tickets to both the race and passes to the Coke Zero Fan Zone, and they can easily be ... More >>

Vroom, Vroom, Pow

​Sunday, Sunday, Sunday: The annual Ford 400 takes place at the Homestead Miami Speedway. It's the final race in the Chase for the Sprint Cup and the NASCAR champion will be crowned following the event. We've got tickets to both the race and passes to the Coke Zero Fan Zone, and they can easily be ... More >>

Attention NASCAR Fans! Homestead-Miami Speedway Announces New BYOB Policy!

via Flickr brianc"Did ya hear that Billy Jo? We can bring in more beer!" ​Denny Hamlin is in the lead for the 2010 Sprint cup with the Ford Championship Week just one race awa....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.Whoa, sorry for falling asleep there, but NASCAR is so boring. This happened once before when our da ... More >>

Bruton Smith, NASCAR Owner and Odious Rich Man, Thinks Miami is 'North Cuba'

via NASCAR.comBruton Smith, billionaire, bigot, and Don Rickles impersonator.​NASCAR fans are not, as a whole, noted for their elevated views on race relations, but the richest owner on the circuit is putting even his most sunburned, Busch-swigging fan to shame.Bruton Smith, a billionaire with a s ... More >>

Will the Last American License Plate to Leave Florida Please Take the Flag With It?

UNIDOS we stand, divided we fall.​Uh oh. Here we go again. Gov. Charlie Crist signed into law the state's first Hispanic license plate this week. People are already taking sides. Some say it's good, others bad, and still others are convinced it will bring out the racists among us.The plate ... More >>

Kendrick Meek Supports NASCAR, but Speedway Owners Back Charlie Crist

The owners of Florida's NASCAR-hosting speedways prefer Charlie Crist to Kendrick Meek and Marco. Rubio​News that Rep. Kendrick Meek is sponsoring NASCAR driver Mike Wallace's car in this weekend's Daytona 500, as well as being part of Wallace's pit crew, had Banana Republican scratching his peel. ... More >>

Super Bowl 2010: Hotel 944 Takes Over the Eden Roc Resort Feb. 4 - 7

​For this year's Super Bowl festivities, a four-day, celebrity-filled affair is about to check in to the newly renovated Eden Roc Renaissance Resort under the name of Hotel 944. The party kicks off with a charity event hosted by NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson and his Super Skins partner, Nick Lachey ... More >>

Star Invasion

​For this year's Super Bowl festivities, a four-day, celebrity-filled affair is about to check in to the newly renovated Eden Roc Renaissance Resort under the name of Hotel 944. The party kicks off with a charity event hosted by NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson and his Super Skins partner, Nick Lachey ... More >>

Danica and Dale Jr.: Go for It!

Take it easy, Danica. You've won only one of these.​Aside from the cars going really fast on four wheels, with about three-quarters of the laps being relatively dull, NASCAR and IndyCar have about as much in common as the Rock and Philip Seymour Hoffman. However, the two racing leagues ... More >>

Miami Doesn't Care About Sports, Maybe Because Our Teams Suck

Men's Health has stuck us with another label: the least sports obsessed city. The mag took into account number of ticket sales and attendance on the pro, college and high school level for baseball, basketball football, and NASCAR as well as memorabilia sales. Miami came in dead last. ... More >>

Calling All Speedy Chihuahuas

via Green Kozi's flickrNormally racing ins't very adorable. NASCAR? So not adorable. Sweat soaked marathoners in lycra? Typically not adorable. Mud covered BMXers? Totally not adorable. Chihuahuas? Muy adorable! PETCO is calling for the fastest chihuahuas in South Florida to their tracks. ... More >>

"Why would you have the final race of the year in some God-forsaken place that's near Cuba?"

When one thinks NASCAR, one doesn't necessarily think "class," but you'd expect a little bit of tact from one of the sports bigwigs. Bruton Smith is an octogenarian billionaire who made his money in promoting race, and he's sick of seeing the final race of the NASCAR season run in Homestead, or "Hom ... More >>

New Website Discovers the Cure For Obesity

meadowlandsparkinglotThe Jabaconageburger with cheese, a cheeseburger topped with sausage and bacon and sandwiched between two Jamaican beef patties. Urg. Food porn is all the rage these days. There are entire sites devoted to the obscene pleasures of voyeuristic foodie-ism, and they're growing in n ... More >>

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Two boating events give elitists more bang for their bucks.

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Why rock and roll's ugliest hairstyle needs to die a quiet death of neglect

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In FlatOut 2, life is a highway strewn with carnage

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Where Man Meets Mud

Behold the swamp buggy races, South Florida's oddest racing tradition, where the engines roar, the muck flies, and the vehicles sometimes sink

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Behold the swamp buggy races, South Florida's oddest racing tradition, where the engines roar, the muck flies, and the vehicles sometimes sink