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Miss USA

  • Blogs

    November 8, 2013

    Donald Trump Yanks Miss USA Pageant From Doral, Pissed at Mayor

    Don't mess with Donald Trump. He's the kind of guy who, if you look at him the wrong way during a business deal, will find a way to exact revenge. City leaders in Doral found that out the hard way. The 2014 edition of the Trump-owned Miss USA pageant was scheduled to take place at the similarly Tr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 17, 2013

    Miss USA Will Be Held in Doral For Next Three Years

    Miami Beach was home to the Miss USA competition for over a decade in the Sixties, and pageant owner Donald Trump announced today that the pageant will return next year to our neck of the woods for a three-year run. This time, however, it won't be held on the beach, but rather in the glamorous subur ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 6, 2012

    Miami Beach Misses Out on Hosting Miss USA

    ​Miss USA was hosted in Miami Beach for over decade between 1960 and 1971, but America's second most important beauty pageant won't be coming back to this year even after a strong push from the city's tourism and cultural development. Looks like we'll have to make do with all the non-competing you ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 15, 2011

    Rachael Ray and Guy Fieri: Cooking With The Stars?

    Food NetworkRay and Fieri to host Celebrity Cook-Off​First there was Dancing With The Stars, which re-introduced us to such has-beens celebrities as Donny Osmond, Florence Henderson, Drew Lachey, and most recently Chaz Bono. Despite our repeated efforts at tying this to the end of the world (or be ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 27, 2011

    Lil Jon Talks Miss USA, Marijuana, Celebrity Apprentice, and What Gary Busey is Really Like

    Lil Jon acting a fool with DJ Irie.​Catch phrases are awesome. Just imagine life without that burger-loving old lady's "Where's the beef?" or Tom Cruise's "Show me the money!" You drop those quotes anywhere in the world and there's a good chance people will get the reference. But here's our p ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 21, 2011

    Miss Florida USA Doesn't Understand Evolution, Fits Right In

    ​The Miss USA contestants need to either read a textbook or shut the hell up.Aside from the asinine, sexist 1950s mentality that the "competition" is based on, the annual beauty contest is intellectually damaging to the young women who are looking to them as role models. We're steering them wrong ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 14, 2011

    Miss Florida Given 40-1 Odds Against Winning Miss USA Tournament

    courtesy MissFloridaUSA.comIt's about charity or something.​In a commanding step forward for the objectification of women, odds makers have put Miss Florida USA Lissette Garcia at 40-1 to win the Miss USA Pageant this Sunday. Miss California is the favorite at 3-1, and Garcia c ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 29, 2009

    Elaine Lancaster to Perez Hilton: "Leave Miss California Alone!"

    Queen fight! Attention, everyone, Queen fight! No, seriously: It's South Beach's reigning queen versus the self-proclaimed "Queen of All Media" fighting over a beauty queen. Miami's premier drag queen and local paragon of sophistication and elegance, Elaine Lancaster, took to Steve Rothaus's  ... More >>

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    July 24, 2008

    Sweat to the Rescue

    Music Movie Mondays are exactly what you need.

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