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Mass Transit Made Simple -- For Tourists, At Least

Design the Poster for Counting Crows Tour Arriving in West Palm Beach this October... Bonus: Free MP3s!

"You turned down Creed for this shit?": Debate Watch from a dive bar.

From Waukesha, with Noise

Wisconsin transplant Doormouse threatens to overtake Miami's experimental music scene

Look Away

The Hills Have Eyes gets a bloody overhaul, but nothing to recommend it

Malignant Humor

The Hills Have Eyes gets a bloody overhaul, but nothing to recommend it

The Unbroken Circle

The world over, Inner Circle makes real reggae for all people

The Commish

She's naive. She lacks experience. She's too "nice" to survive in Dade's policitical jungle. So why is Katy Sorenson so dangerous?

Footlight Parade

She's naive. She lacks experience. She's too "nice" to survive in Dade's policitical jungle. So why is Katy Sorenson so dangerous?

Now You See 'Em

The Unseen brings a little '77-style punk to Studio A.

Too Hot for Bulls

The Unseen brings a little '77-style punk to Studio A.

Oh Yeah, Baseball

Just give us a Dolphin Dog

Debauchery Anniversary

Woo-hoo, take it off, Juiceboxxx!

Doormouse

Woo-hoo, take it off, Juiceboxxx!

Brad Paisley

Time Well Wasted (Arista Nashville)

Feast of Film

The Miami International Film Festival, now over at Miami Dade College, turns yet another leaf

Custard Gets a Southern Exposure

Frozen custard, a favorite in the Midwest, takes a stand in the South

The Reptilian Wedding Dance

Reptile Palace Orchestra renovates banquet band routines

Mighty Museums

MAM extols the art of architecture

Our Town?

Another take on anti-gay violence in small-town U.S.A.

Country Cure

An addict falls off the Kendall Karaoke and into a vat of Vanilla

Pollution Solution, Part 2

If you were Steve Shiver, why would you meet with one lobbyist when you could meet with a bunch of them?

Pollution Solution

Want to hear more about a plan to protect the county's water supply from contamination? Good luck.

Get in Line to Dine

Buffet central

Don't Look for the Fusion Label

That's so passé but then what do you call it?

His Sister's Keeper

Is Darrin McGillis a noble crusader for his late sister's kids, or a courtroom junkie who thrives on drama? Both, actually.

Best Beer Selection In A Store

Milam's Market

Grand Illusion

American Movie

Grand Illusion

American Movie

News of the Weird

American Movie

News of the Weird

American Movie

News of the Weird

American Movie

An Overly Broad Brush

American Movie

Don't Have to Live Like a Refugee

American Movie

WSJ: Fontainebleau on the Verge of Defaulting On Huge Loan

It's been a tough summer for Miami Beach's most iconic hotel. via Wikimedia Commons ​The global Arma-recession has grounded flocks of would-be vacationers at home in Hamburg and Milwaukee and Bogota. A massive storm collapsed the roof at LIV. And Ben Novack Jr., heir ... More >>

Will Allen, Urban Farming's Leading Proponent, Played UM Basketball

via BizTimes.comIt's all about the U.​The leader of the Urban Farming movement took lessons from his Miami and Florida sports careers that still help him today.Will Allen is the head of Milwaukee-based Growing Power Inc., an urban ag producer and educating organization focused on teaching poor com ... More >>

Grapeland Water Park Hosts Food Drive For Thanksgiving Homeless

via miamigov.com​ Just cause your cousin in Milwaukee can't swim in November doesn't mean you can't. This is Miami dammit, home of 89 degree Fall Sundays.Grapeland Water Park (1550 NW 37 Ave) is open, and since Thanksgiving is coming up, they're also collecting canned goods for the Miami Homeless ... More >>

Juiceboxxx, Puppy Hearts Playing at The Guest Lab March 27

Juiceboxxx​Last time Milwaukee hipster hop MC Juiceboxxx performed in Miami, he got everybody sweating at Poplife. This time he returns to the city in the midst of Winter Music Conference along with Puppy Hearts.The 23-year-old is on the road in support of his debut mixtape, Thunder Zone Volume On ... More >>

Miami Heat vs. Philadelphia 76ers: That's Nine Wins, Baby

​The Miami Heat squeezed past an awful Philadelphia 76ers team last night in a win that can only be described as "Eleanor Rooseveltian." But as unsightly as it may have been, a win is a win. Last night's 99-95 victory was Miami's ninth in a row. That makes nine straight wins and 10 games over .500 ... More >>

Miller Lite Puts a Vortex in Your Mouth

​It's not as if carb-counting yuppies really need another reason to enjoy the 96-calorie, piss-colored wonder of Miller Lite. It's cold. It's crisp. It instantly satisfies that deep, preternatural thirst that we all have for mass-produced American pilsner. But have you ever noticed how hard it is ... More >>

Ice Cream Cocktails At Random in Milwaukee

​On a recent visit to Milwaukee, we stumbled across a cocktail bar call At Random. It was located in a residential area that looked like a throwback to the 60's. There were no set hours and a drink menu full of complex lounge beverages, no beer or wine.  The music came from a jukebox in the c ... More >>

Top 5 Restaurants in South Miami

Signature soufflés from one of the best.​Granted, nobody is going to mistake the dining scene in South Miami with that of Paris or New York. Or with that of Miami or Miami Beach. Or with that of downtown Milwaukee...On the other hand, it does match up pretty well with the dining scene in Coconut ... More >>

End of Swedish Cult Hit

Signature soufflés from one of the best.​Granted, nobody is going to mistake the dining scene in South Miami with that of Paris or New York. Or with that of Miami or Miami Beach. Or with that of downtown Milwaukee...On the other hand, it does match up pretty well with the dining scene in Coconut ... More >>

Elizabeth Caballero: The Soprano

Signature soufflés from one of the best.​Granted, nobody is going to mistake the dining scene in South Miami with that of Paris or New York. Or with that of Miami or Miami Beach. Or with that of downtown Milwaukee...On the other hand, it does match up pretty well with the dining scene in Coconut ... More >>

Wynwood Second Saturday Art Walk June 11: from Dada to Armada

Signature soufflés from one of the best.​Granted, nobody is going to mistake the dining scene in South Miami with that of Paris or New York. Or with that of Miami or Miami Beach. Or with that of downtown Milwaukee...On the other hand, it does match up pretty well with the dining scene in Coconut ... More >>

Beck's Green Box Project Comes to CocoWalk

photo courtesy of Green Box project​Beer companies are not exactly known for their intellectual appeal. Miller Lite's Tastes Great-Less Filling and Budweiser's Whassup? campaigns are only topped by Old Milwaukee's Swedish Bikini Team. We're not knocking it. The messages are loud, clear and effecti ... More >>

Beer Snob Bicycle Pub Crawl's Manatee Mascot Picks a 12-Pack Playlist

​In honor of the fourth Beer Snob Bicycle Pub Crawl, we caught up with the event's beer-drinking manatee mascot. And he picked out a tasty 12-pack playlist perfect for a sweetly simple ride from the Beach, across the Venetian Causeway into downtown. Named Miami New Times' Best Urban Bike Ride of ... More >>

Wood Tavern's Grand Opening: Free Drinks at Wynwood's Newest Dive This Wednesday

Photo by Kerry McLaneyThe wall of drinkers past.​​Every once in awhile, a bar opens that bridges scenes. Its appeal is universal. Whether you're into Moose Juice or PBR, Pitchfork or Porsches, this is your common ground. And Wood Tavern is that bar. Recently, the cosy Wynwood spot opened it ... More >>

Highlonesome at Propaganda December 26

Photo by Kerry McLaneyThe wall of drinkers past.​​Every once in awhile, a bar opens that bridges scenes. Its appeal is universal. Whether you're into Moose Juice or PBR, Pitchfork or Porsches, this is your common ground. And Wood Tavern is that bar. Recently, the cosy Wynwood spot opened it ... More >>

Bartenders Juggling Fire Is the Newest Miami Nightlife Trend!

Via TheBocaScott on YouTubeFired up​Any given night in Miami, hundreds of bottles of overpriced champagne and vodka are marched out to a perpetually revolving cast of douchebags, rich folks, once-a-year-spenders, depraved attention-starved nightlifers, sparkler fans, and the women who love to be s ... More >>