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Ten Best Late-Night Restaurants Post-Ultra

As Miami gears up for its biggest weekend of the year, so do the businesses that will be affected by it. After a battle with the city, Ultra Music Festival begins today in a two-weekend extravaganza that will bring more revenue to Miami than LIV sees the entire year. That's a big deal, considering t ... More >>

Super Bowl Watch Parties in Miami

The big game is this Sunday in New Orleans and the Big Easy is filled with fans lining the streets to celebrate Super Bowl XLVII Mardi Gras style.Sure, fans lucky enough to have scored a ticket to the game get to see the Baltimore Ravens and the San Francisco 49ers go head-to-head in person, but the ... More >>

Miami's Best Free Ladies' Nights

There are a lot of disadvantages to being a woman: you are paid less, bear children (OK, that one's not all bad), and you must pee sitting down. It's a rough life. Given this state of affairs, drinking for free is the least the fairer sex deserves. Luckily, lots of places in Miami bow to the femini ... More >>

Illegal Cambodian Weed Sales: Authorities Are Clueless

The invasive plant water spinach is banned in some states — and essential to Asian cooking. In a small village outside Houston, relocated Cambodians are growing and selling it across state lines, hoping to get rich.

BurgerFi Opens in Aventura Today (Pictures)

By the size of the crowd at yesterday's BurgerFi friends and family event in Aventura (18139 Biscayne Boulevard), you would think the burgers were made of gold bullion instead of free-range, grass-fed beef.The Aventura BurgerFi is the sixth restaurant in the chain, which itself is just over a year o ... More >>

Miami Heat Watch Parties Tonight: Free Drinks at Haven, Wings at Moe's

The Miami Heat play the Indiana Pacers tonight with an 8 p.m. tip-off. With a 2-2 tie, fans not lucky enough to have scored tickets will be glued to the television for this game.There are several options for you to get out and cheer on the team to white-hot victory. Here are a few of the places offe ... More >>

Nine Best Miami Beach Gay Pride 2012 Parties

Fly that rainbow flag! Over the next three days and nights, Miami Beach is gonna be totally flooded with gay pride as bears, twinks, lovely les ladies, trans babes, and legacy couples -- not to mention grand marshal Chaz Bono, one of the Pussycat Dolls, and futuristic pansexual divas on stilts -- c ... More >>

Logan Morrison is the Marlins' tweeter in chief

The Worst Moments from SXSW 2012

The last few days, Village Voice Media's indefatigable music staff has been regaling you with stories of the best from SXSW 2012. In the midst of these discoveries, we've been culling another list: the worst shit. The acts that ranged from huge bore-fests to downright lame. Below, you'll find our cr ... More >>

Miller Time in Miami: Miller Beer Moving Latin American HQ to Miami

​Miami has never been known as a beer town -- but maybe having MillerCoors, the company known for beer brands such as Miller, Coors Light and Corona, move their Latin American headquarters from Bogota, Colombia to Miami, could change that perception. Miller will move 50 to 70 corporate employees f ... More >>

Miami's Six Best All-You-Can-Drink Parties for Super Bowl 2012

​Football. In Egypt, people rush the field and die about it. In America, though, we celebrate our favorite sport with boatloads of liquor, oceans of beer, billions of chicken wings, and the robot who was once Madonna. And obviously, it's way better to enjoy these all-American footballin' festiv ... More >>

Super Bowl XLVI: Miami's Top 10 Affordable Places To Watch It or Take Out

​​One of the teams competing for the holy grail of football is the New York Giants, who are really from New Jersey. That's pretentious. The other team, the New England Patriots, presumably represents all six states of the region. This is like the Miami Dolphins calling themselves the Southeaster ... More >>

The Ten Sexiest Super Bowl Commercials Of All Time

​At the end of this week, two hordes of men who have suffered, bled, and fought for five months will meet on a neutral site to bash each others' heads in, to test the limits of their physical strength and stamina, all in the name of sport, conquest, and achieving the status of legend.But who cares ... More >>

Beck's Green Box Project Comes to CocoWalk

photo courtesy of Green Box project​Beer companies are not exactly known for their intellectual appeal. Miller Lite's Tastes Great-Less Filling and Budweiser's Whassup? campaigns are only topped by Old Milwaukee's Swedish Bikini Team. We're not knocking it. The messages are loud, clear and effecti ... More >>

Drink for a Good Cause: Brickell Bar Crawl Is This Saturday

​Do you ever get pangs of remorse after a long night of drinking? Swear that you'll never drink again, only to do it all over again the next night? Here's an excuse to actually drink without feeling bad. You'll still have a hangover, but it'll hurt a bit less, kind of. Join fellow lushes this Satu ... More >>

Beer Snob Bicycle Pub Crawl: Photos from a Successful Drinking and Aerobic Event

Or will ride for beer... Organizer Gary's an admitted beer snob.Riding a bike across the Venetian Causeway before sunset is one of the most wonderful things you can do in this city. Leisurely enjoyment of the clear skies, the Miami skyline, and a close-up view of Biscayne Bay is the cure to almost a ... More >>

Beer Snob Pub Crawl Organizers Tell Us About Beer and Snobbery

​Lovers of the open road, bicycles, and brews have patiently awaited the return of the Beer Snob Bicycle Pub Crawl. September was the last time a big group of jolly drinkers made their way from downtown to Miami Beach and back, sharing a beer (or four) with friends and strangers. The third crawl t ... More >>

Super Super Bowl Keg Options for Miami Drinkers

Dustin Askins​Don't be a snob about renting a keg. No one's going to think you're Van Wilder's older, uglier brother. You're just thrifty. Providing libation for your closest 40 alcoholic buds during the Super Bowl can get pricey. In a crappy economy, the smartest way to go is with the money-saver ... More >>

The Calendar That Will Help You Win Free Booze When the Heat Lose

We have developed an unhealthy obsession with Hollywood Whiskey Tango Bar & Grill's offer to buy patrons' $25 tab if the Miami Heat lose. It speaks to both the gambler and the drunk in us.

Pajama Pub Crawl In The Grove This Weekend

Crazy Pianos, Crazy Pajamas -- could be fun​Put on your jammies this Saturday and head to Coconut Grove for the Great Grove Bed Race and Pajama Pub Crawl. Featured stops on the comfortable crawl will be Grove Spot; Sandbar Sports Grill; Tavern in the Grove; GreenStreet Cafe; Bice Bistro; Crazy Pia ... More >>

Doin’ Dubya

Flip Burger Bar on the Happy Hour Hunt

The Place: Flip Burger Bar ​1699 NE 123rd St.North Miami305-741-3547flip-burgerbar.comThe Hours: Monday through Friday from 4 p.m. - 7 p.m.The Deals: Get two-for-one draft beers (reg. $3-$5), house wines (reg. $6-$8), and select bottles (reg. $3). Beers on draft include Miller Lite, Stella Artois, ... More >>

Miller Lite Puts a Vortex in Your Mouth

​It's not as if carb-counting yuppies really need another reason to enjoy the 96-calorie, piss-colored wonder of Miller Lite. It's cold. It's crisp. It instantly satisfies that deep, preternatural thirst that we all have for mass-produced American pilsner. But have you ever noticed how hard it is ... More >>

A Fresh Beer Inc. Interview With Chris Montelius

via Fresh Beer on facebookDrink.​Beer good. Local better.We started telling you about Fresh Beer Inc. yesterday. They are a local marketing, and wholesale distribution company specializing in craft beer in the tri-county area.Craft beer is a term for limited production, high quality beer, also kno ... More >>

Boca's Not Just for Fogies: Flanigan's Seafood Bar & Grill in Boca Raton

​Night Watch is a regularly-occurring nightlife column by Tara Nieuwesteeg.Boca is not renowned for much except its manicured shopping plazas, delicious lunch spots, and its armies of early-bird-special-seeking Q-tips who make the roads a little less safe and the frozen yogurt shops a little more ... More >>

Archive Diver: Alien Sex Fiend, BTO, Dizzy, Leo Casino, Iggy, Jay Leno, and Poison

via Miami New Times archives week of October 12 - 18, 1988​ Alien Sex Fiend aka the Fucking Martians, ok we just made that up, were booked at Respectable Street Cafe in West Palm and the Cameo Theatre on Miami Beach back in 1988.The Miami New Times Concert Calendar from the week of October 12 - 18 ... More >>

Weekend Blog Watch - Stay Hungry

image via LordKhan's flickr​ Not a whole lot of activity in the world of local food blogs lately. Guess everybody's on vacation. Well, not everybody. Here are some recent posts from the local food web.Will Jog For Food talks buffalo wings and hits La Marea for Miami Spice.Miami Dish interviews Che ... More >>

Heroes on Drugs Are Heroes of Ours

Rush Limbaugh is Apparently the New Lead Singer of KC and the Sunshine Band

Rush- er, KC- valiantly burps down a heart attack during his July 4 concert at Landshark Stadium Since 2007, the Marlins have held their "Super Saturday" free concerts after Saturday night home games in a ploy to get people to attend games even if not for the baseball. The concerts sometimes s ... More >>

Porky-N-Beans and Other Funny Names at Ribfest 2008

We Want Our Baby-Backs

Yee-haw! Head on down to Ribfest, y’hear?

DiBono's Italian Café Opens in North Miami Beach

Savor the South Philly flavor of Cheez Whiz.

Shark Huggers

Tourists can't wait to get next to them — even if they are eating machines.

Live Fast, Die Fresh

Cheap drinks, hip-hop, and hot art. What more could you ask for?

Monthly Loose Cannon Race

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

The Bar’s got a ladies’ night we can get behind

We Want Blood

Give ’em hell, Miami FC

Last Night: Calle 13 at La Covacha

Drown Your Sorrows

The Missionary

Shawn Beightol's education crusade is seeking believers

Rabbit Enthusiasm

The Bitch chases down rumors about VW's new model

A Worthy Successor

GiGi Bistro

Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Dublin and Palm Trees

Shake

New era crunk-style shit

Selling at Mary

Six Degrees of Degradation

Tortilla Flats

Swelter

Three Little Pigs