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Mike Sherman

  • Blogs

    September 10, 2014

    Six Reasons the Dolphins Big Win Sunday Wasn't a Fluke

    So, was that legit? Dolphins fans have to be asking themselves that question this week as the glow wears off from the Phins 33-20 ass-punting of the New England Patriots. After watching the Dolphins start 3-0 last year, then darf-and-barf away the season in every way possible, you really can't blame ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 23, 2013

    Dolphins Shut Out in Buffalo, Playoff Hopes on Life Support

    Last week, we cautioned that the Dolphins needed to start fast, protect against Buffalo's legit pass rush and avoid the dreaded "trap game" at all costs. Well, the Dolphins did none of that and played about as well as a team that should have probably stayed in bed to catch up on the sleep they misse ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 1, 2013

    Embattled Dolphins Pull Off 22-20 Victory With Walk-Off Safety

    Holy fucking pumpkin seeds, that was crazy! The Dolphins did the most Dolphins-y thing ever by snatching a victory from the jaws of defeat just as they were setting up to yet again snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. On a 3rd and 10 and with the Bengals backed up against their own goal line, A ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 31, 2013

    Four Keys to a Ghoulish Miami Dolphins Victory Tonight

    VLAAAH!!! Guess what???!!! You get an extra special, ghoulish and scaaaaary Dolphins game on Halloween!! Will you stay home from going to the Grove and looking at countless women in sexy costumes to "enjoy" the game??? PROBABLY NOT. But the friiiiiiightening Dolphins will still be playing a gam ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 18, 2013

    Dolphins vs. Bills: Four Keys to a Fins Win on Sunday

    The Dolphins are fresh off their bye week, players are relatively healthy, and they're playing a Buffalo team at home that has a homeless guy named "Jeff" that draws pictures for you outside of Churchill's starting at QB. What could go wrong?

  • Blogs

    October 1, 2013

    Saints Crush Dolphins 38-17

    Well, that fucking sucked. The fiery blaze you witnessed last night -- descending unto the Earth with inestimable velocity and indiscriminate violence -- was not the meteor that yielded the Chicxulub crater, but that previously sweet Dolphins high you were nursing. The Dolphins came into New Orlean ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 30, 2013

    Monday Night Football: Five Keys to Dolphins at Saints Tonight

    Your Miami Dolphins enter tonight's showdown between two 3-0 teams primed for an opportunity to show the world these are not the same old Dolphins limping into a primetime NFL matchup only to play like a paper bag full of shit. No, these Dolphins are coming into the Big Easy to win this fucker and b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 21, 2012

    Miami Dolphins Five Keys to Victory Versus Buffalo

    Last week, the Dolphins managed to put their season on life support with a strong performance against a terrible Jags team. With a 6-8 record, the Dolphins have a roughly .0000000000081% chance of getting into the playoffs if certain scenarios play out. JOY!

  • Blogs

    August 15, 2012

    Hard Knocks, Episode 2: Chad Johnson's Epic Groin-Kick to Dolphins Fans

    Over the past decade, your Miami Dolphins have resembled a resident of Hiroshima that moved to Nagasaki during World War II to escape the likelihood of bombing. "It's probably much nicer and safer over there," your Dolphins say. Inevitably, they're pretty much screwed either way; it's always an emot ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 1, 2012

    For Miami Dolphins, Drafting Miami Hurricanes Is Too Little, Too Late

    Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke gives an F to the Miami Dolphins and the Miami Hurricanes underclassmen who left school for the NFL draft.As much I've put t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 27, 2012

    Miami Dolphins Draft Texas A&M Quarterback Ryan Tannehill

    It only took 29 years, but the Miami Dolphins finally grew a pair and used a first round pick to select a quarterback. And that quarterback is Ryan Tannehill of Texas A&M.After getting stiffed by Peyton Manning during the offseason, and feeling pretty meh about Matt Flynn, the Dolphins went ahea ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 12, 2012

    Manning to Miami Rumors: No One Knows What the Hell They're Talking About, But It's Not Looking Good

    ​How big of a mess is the Manning mania rumor mill? Well, depending on who you ask, the Miami Dolphins are either still very much in the running to land Peyton Manning's services or completely out. Let's run down the rumors. Updated!

  • Music

    May 22, 2003

    Mirage

    A South Beach parking lot gets papered in cash money

  • News

    May 6, 1992
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