Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

Ryan Lochte and The Situation Bro'd Out at LIV

In perhaps the world's most important bro conference held at Miami's biggest bro hot-spot, Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte and Jersey Shore star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino hung out at LIV. The two discussed the implications of Mitt Romney's latest campaign blunders, the sublime beauty of the new Gr ... More >>

Five Alternate Uses For Jersey Shore's The Situation's New Tanning Spray

​Miami Beach is home to plenty of A-listers: Lil Wayne, Missy Elliot, Lenny Kravitz, Kelly Rowland and oh, so many more. But unluckily -- at least for residents of the 33139 area code -- the beach just got another celebrity neighbor. Ready the South Beach welcome wagon. It's time to say hello to M ... More >>

Dax "Dr. Dax" Rudnak, Big Boi Music Video Director, Live-Tweeted His Occupy Art Basel Prison Stay

​Dr. Dax -- real name Dax Rudnak -- has the kind of career Riptide can get behind. He is an Atlanta graffiti artist who designs album covers that look like this. He's directed several Big Boi videos including this one featuring 2 Short and George Clinton, and can be seen here bowling in a dashiki. ... More >>

Art Basel Music: Nas and Theophilus London at Ricochet Miami, December 1

​Nas With Theophilus London Spotify's Music Loves Art Ricochet Bar & Lounge Thursday, December 1, 2011 Better Than: Seeing Nas perform from a distance greater than ten feet. It was only $14,000. No big deal. Nas slapped a bit of watercolor and scribbled some washable marker onto an oversize ... More >>

Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino Sued in Miami for Refusing to Wear His Own Stupid Clothing Line

​Just when we thought we could forever forget Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino, a lawsuit filed in Miami-Dade court this week presents us with the painful situation of having to remember or care about whatever the Jersey Shore star's life has become.Last year, Sorrentino teamed with a clothing comp ... More >>

Water-propelled jet pack hits the South Florida market

JetLev, The Water-Propelled Jet Pack, Hits Market In South Florida

​There is a new must-have accessory for villains and T-Pain alike. It looks like a Rocketeer-esque jet pack, but instead of flames, it's propelled by two powerful streams of water. The Jetlev R200, as it's called, sends the wearer three stories into the air at 22 mph. You can do flips off boat ... More >>

University of Florida Threatened Students Not to Hang Out with Jersey Shore Cast

​So after a brief flirtation with returning to Miami Beach for season four, the Jersey Shore-ites instead packed their bags and headed to Florence, Italy. It seemed that this time around, no Floridians would be harmed during filming. Actually, though, the University of Florida has a study abroad p ... More >>

Jersey Shore's Situation Sues His Own Father in Miami Court

​After the end of season two of Jersey Shore we never thought we thought we'd be done with everyone's favorite guidos and guidettes. Despite a few brushes with the law they even managed to complete their tour of 305 duty with out clogging up our legal system. Well, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino ... More >>

Lunch Break: Non-Miami Jersey Shore Season Three Premiers Tonight

​It's been months now since we successfully survived the invasion of the guidos of the Jersey Shore, and sadly (for Riptide pageviews, anyway) they quickly returned to their home planet of Seaside Heights, New Jersey, to record season three. It premiers tonight and begs the question: Are the guido ... More >>

Jersey Shore Season 4 May Shoot in Miami

We miss Snooki almost every single day, and when the crew headed off in their black Escalades at the end of Jersey Shore's Miami-set second season back to whatever hell it is they came from we thought we'd never see her again (well, save for an odd club appearance here and there). Well, The New York ... More >>

Five Reality Stars Who Should Stay a Billion Miles Away From the Recording Studio

Tila Tequila loves more than just the DJ....​We're not really sure what inspires reality TV cast members to think that a little airtime means they're qualified to belt it out for the masses. But we don't like it. They usually have no training, no stage presence and -- what's worse -- no talent.Rum ... More >>

Dalai Lama's Miami Beach visit irks condo resident

Jersey Shore: One of The Situation's Miami Hookups Gives Her Side of the Story

via BWE​Remember Annabelle DeSisto? She was the girl this season The Situation picked up at club Space, only to refuse to smoosh with him and dropped the classic line, "I never said anything about checkers old man." She also happens to be a former Miss Teen Florida. Well she gave her side of the s ... More >>

Jersey Shore Damage Report: Farewell Sweet Guidos

via MTV​Our long, local nightmare is over. Actually, it was more like a slightly upsetting drunken fever dream, but whatever the case last night we said "So long, farewell, auf Guido-sehen, goodnight" once and for all to our most infamous temporary residents: the cast of Jersey Shore. Amazingly, d ... More >>

Dances with Guidos: Snooki's Hair Whipping vs. The Situation's Fist Pumping

Snooki's magical glasses return! ​The gripping finale of Jersey Shore season two airs tomorrow, and with the crew heading back to the series' eponymous location for season three we'll have to say goodbye to our favorite guidos. So, obviously, we must treasure these last precious moments we have wi ... More >>

Jersey Shore Damage Report: Launch Them Into Space

via MTV​Last night was the penultimate episode of season two of Jersey Shore, and judging from next week's previews of the gang hitting up the Everglades, the last with the majority of the action happening in Miami. It's sort of a shame, we were just getting used to watching the gangs' escapades i ... More >>

Jersey Shore Damage Report: The Situation's Bitchuation

via MTV​With the recent Angelina defestation of the Metropole hotel it seemed a new era of peace and prosperity was about to rule through the Jersey Shore house. Even Sammi and JWoww made awkward attempts at burying the hatchet. But then a bigger bitch emerged: The Situation. The manchild didn't g ... More >>

Jersey Shore Damage Report: Exit Angelina

via MTV​Sadly, time is winding down to the Macaroni Rascal's tour of destruction in Miami, but last night the journey ended for Angelina. Yes, the life-sized rat in a mini-dress and bad mascara decided to once again pack up all of the extra Swiss cheese and various shiny things she found around th ... More >>

Jersey Shore Damage Report: You Made Your Dirty Tampon Bed, Now Sleep In It

​After last week's special VMA edition scheduling confused us, we're back once again recapping the poignant take of the descendants of Italian immigrants trying to make it in the tropical melting pot of Miami Beach. Yes, it's Jersey Shore damage report time! Last night we learned never to leave ou ... More >>

Last Night: Bassnectar, VibeSquaD, ESKMO at the Fillmore Miami Beach

Photo by Justin Namon/WorldRedEye.comThe unofficial spokesperson for Vidal Sassoon, Bassnectar. If you don't look good, we don't look good.​Click here to view photos of Bassnectar at the Fillmore Miami Beach.Bassnectar, VibeSquaD, ESKMO
Friday, September 17, 2010
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Jersey Shore Damage Report: Fight Night

​Let's get to ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuumble! Yes, last night was fight night on South Beach for the Jersey Shore crew. We saw the thrilling conclusion to Sammi vs. JWoww, an undercard featuring of Vinny vs Ronni, Snooki vs. Latino dating rituals, Paul vs herpes, Fossil watches vs. smooshing, the enti ... More >>

Jersey Shore Damage Report: Watermelons and Pinholes

​Last night's Jersey Shore was full of cat fights, watermelons in pinholes, and tricky transgendered-identifying people. With the boring saga of Ronnie and Sam finally fading, and the ensuing fallout of "the guidette letter" taking center stage, it might have been the trashiest (read: best) episod ... More >>

Jersey Shore Damage Report: The Guidette Letter

via MTVWho knew Ronnie could read?​Some people thought the second season of Jersey Shore wouldn't work because the formerly anonymous guidos had become media superstars. Others thought the move to Miami Beach would take away some of the magic. So far, that hasn't been the case. What's really dragg ... More >>

Jersey Shore Damage Report: Love Guido-Style and Magical Glasses

via MTV​Last night on Jersey Shore, the cast continued to wreck havoc on the previously sleepy little island known as Miami Beach. Ronnie the shaved gorilla struggled with newly developing human emotions and even harder-to-grasp basic human logic. Meanwhile, Angelina the rat scurried about the hou ... More >>

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Jersey Shore Damage Report: The Guidos Come to Town

via MTV​Just a few months ago everything was right in the world. South Beach was home to its own particular brand of party trash, and the world's most famous guidos and guidettes were in their native Long Island/Statan Island/Rhode Island settings. Then MTV shook everything up and decided to set S ... More >>

The Jersey Shore in South Beach Drinking Game

​Are you prepared for the most important night in Miami pop culture history? MTV unleashes the second season of Jersey Shore tonight at 10. It follows everyone's favorite guidos as they hook up, drink, and fight their way through South Beach. This might bring a tiny bit of shame to our fair city, ... More >>

Channel Your Inner Snookie Through Social Media and Get a Tan Through Your Phone

​Whether or not we'd actually admit to it in public, we can't look away from the train wreck that is the Jersey Shore. It's just one of those shows that we love to hate and can't stop imitating or making fun of.Everywhere we look lately, we see The Situation fist pumping, JWoww getting into a fist ... More >>

Jersey Shore's "Situation" Inflated Ego Caused Problems While Filming in Miami

via InterviewPictures like this one should cut anyone's ego down to size.​The Miami-set season of Jersey Shore will be dropped onto the world in exactly a week, but one thing audiences won't see in the next installment of the pop-culture train wreck is acknowledgment of the cast's growing fame. Pr ... More >>

Snooki, JWoww and MTV Sued Over Miami Beach Club Brawl

This season replaces fist pumping with fisticuffs, apparently. ​The girls of Jersey Shore came through Miami like a wrecking crew hell bent on bitch slapping anything that got in their way. They left a pile of beaten and bruised bitches and bros lying on the floor in their wake of tanning gels and ... More >>

MTV Unleashes Jersey Shore Season 2 Trailer

​MTV has released the official trailer for the upcoming Miami-set season of Jersey Shore. We're about to bear witness to the atrocities that were committed in our city by the only people in the world who actually make our natives seem pale in comparison. In true guido style, it contains almost as ... More >>

Jersey Shore Boys on the Cover of Village Voice's 'Queer Issue'

​Any self respecting "Queer Issue" has to have a good six pack on the cover. Our sister publication up in New York, the Village Voice, managed to grab the most talked about abs in the land: that of the Situation.Yes, three of the boys (sorry fellas, apparently no softcore DJ Pauly D) from The Jers ... More >>

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