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Orlando Megachurch Pastors Keep Having Affairs and Resigning

There's hot new church trend sweeping Orlando's thriving megachurch scene: pastors sleeping with ladies who aren't their wives. For the third time in the last six months, a leader of a popular church in Orlando has resigned after admitting to damaging the sanctity of his marriage.

Naomi Wilzig: Ms. Come Hither

Read Mail: Don't Mock Jesus on the New Times Cover

Disney Treats Make You Fat, Says Center for Science in the Public Interest

The Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI) has issued an open letter to Disney requesting the company stop allowing the images of its characters to be used on the packaging of holiday treats such as cookies and candy.According to the Center, offending products include Pillsbury Halloween c ... More >>

CVS Subpoenas 13-Year-Old Girl's Diaries in Feminine Hygiene Pad Case

​What happens when a multibillion-dollar company wages legal war against a teenage girl? Her diaries, adorned with Mickey Mouse and Bob Marley, get subpoenaed. And her psychiatric information gets entered -- unredacted -- into the public record. On Monday, we reported on the evolving craziness t ... More >>

State Senator Cites Chris Rock Joke in Gambling Debate by Claiming Tampa is the Strip Club Capital of the World

​"People do not go to South Beach to see Mickey Mouse. They just don't," said state Sen. Ellyn Bogdanoff (R-Ft. Lauderdale) yesterday during a debate on her bill that would bring casinos to South Florida. "They go there for different reasons. We have the strip club capital of the world in Tampa. I ... More >>

Top Ten Romantic Revenge Songs

​Today is Dave Coulier's birthday. And unless you've been hiding out in the Tanner's basement with Jodie Sweetin and a meth pipe for the last two decades, you oughta know that Alanis Morissette's biggest single, "You Oughta Know" is allegedly about Dave Coulier, AKA Uncle Joey from Full House. "Cu ... More >>

Will Orlando Push Miami Out as Florida's Most Economically Important Metro Area?

​Back in 1987, writer T.D. Allman declared in the title of his book that Miami was "The City of the Future," and over the next two decades, our metropolitan area largely made good on the moniker through impressive growth and increasing economic importance. Twenty-four years later, though, Miami is ... More >>

Rick Ross and Raekwon Slang and Spit at Sneaker Pimps Miami, October 23

Marta Xochilt PerezBig pimp Ricky Rozay flashes some deep V.​Rick Ross and Raekwon With Thee Tom Hardy, Phil Adé, DJ Keen One, and DJ Money Mekka Saturday, October 23, 2010 Better than: Ten cargo containers full of fake shit. At precisely 8 p.m. on Saturday night, international swag smuggling o ... More >>

The Origins of DJ Kitty Are a Mysterious Thing

When we first heard of the mystical being that is the Tampa Bay Ray's DJ Kitty we gave maybe a little too much praise to the team's marketing department. Turns out that the in-stadium video of a DJing cat that went viral was actually the idea of the team's players. Besides that thought little is kno ... More >>

George's on Sunset is name-crazy

LeBron James Threw a Huge Party for Himself in Vegas -- or Did He?

​ESPN's Arash Markazi went along for the ride at a party that Miami Heat forward LeBron James threw for himself at a Las Vegas nightclub last weekend that featured -- among other things -- scantily clad women, a crown-shaped cake, and a flying waiter. The account was posted on ESPN.com Wednesday m ... More >>

Where the Wild Things Are: Let the mild rumpus begin!

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Miami Artist Bert Rodriguez Is Back from the Dead

Inspired by his own mortality, a local legend roars back at the Bass Museum of Art.

Self-Imitation is Really the Sincerest Form of Flattery

Serious Comedy

Yamil Piedra is funny, but he needs to work harder. And that gay lips thing ... forget it!

The House Always Wins

Ocean's Thirteen is a washed-up threequel. How much you wanna bet Hollywood makes a bundle?

Avant Grrrrr

Square Peg Productions offers blood, guts, and ritual in Three Angels

Psych Job

Local Gypsy fortuneteller puts one over on publishing giant Judith Regan

Loverboy

As the Scream IV Presents Heartthrobs Tour winds down, we wonder: Have we seen it all before?

Legend-to-Be

Mr. Haka brings Latin rap to a bus stop near you

Labor of Love

Chef and entrepreneur Alan Hughes pays the bills with cooking, but music is in his heart

Revenge of the Misfit Toys

A year ago, three South Florida friends began sewing plush dolls for fun; now they're at the vanguard of a toy revolution

Florida's Mean Season

Overriding minimum wage guarantees at MIA

Suits vs. Roots

Did NBC "professionalize" Channel 51's Cuba coverage? Or just weaken it?

Miami & Havana & Hip-Hop

Bring together musicians from both sides of the Florida Straits, let them mix it up, and watch what happens

Requiem for a Swamp Rat

Everglades veteran Jesse Kennon loves to spend his days amid the saw grass and gators. But thanks to the government, he now qualifies as an endangered species.

Miami Logic

Hookers, okay. Scumbags, fine. But forget about hanging a sign that reads "thrift" on Biscayne Boulevard.

Small Town, Big Hell

Election time in Sweetwater is just another pretext for this rancorous city to go nuts

Gelber Unbound

He managed to leave office without being indicted, which may explain why Miami Beach's former mayor feels free to unload on development, corruption, and the bad boys across the bay

Conflict in Clubland

Streets lined with rowdies, fistfights, gunshots, cops in ski masks. Is this what an entertainment district is supposed to look like?

Found Poets

Rebuffed by mainstream publishing, a group of exile writers has been busy producing darkly astonishing accounts of life after Cuba

A Grand Illusion

Letters

The Grim Keeper

The sexton's post at the Miami City Cemetery is a burial ground for troublesome municipal employees. But Clyde Cates wasn't about to just roll over and die.

Police Story

Omar Caraballo's a cop -- and he'd like to play one on TV

Hall the Way

A former Mary My Hoper draws on the past for his musical future

The Great Bistro Brawl

At first Cassis restaurant looked like a South Beach gold mine for its owners. Then the bottom fell out. Now come the investigators and allegations of corruption.

Daud Descending

With prison just around the corner, Miami Beach's former golden boy looks back at the gravity of his corruption and broods on the sorrow of his fate

Basil Wainwright

Chong Feature