Michelle Niemeyer

A Guide to Trashing Taxpayers

Dummies Guide To Trashing Taxpayers: Marc Sarnoff's Traffic Circle

​Next week, New Times is publishing a guide on seven of the worst public works projects in Miami-Dade, where bureaucrats and elected officials take pride in wasting millions in taxpayer dollars on crap residents have little-to-no use for.As we reveal each one of these boondoggles on Riptide, we're ... More >>

Your Riptide Guide to Today's Elections (With Help From Mickey Rourke)

​Hey, it's your favorite morning of the year! The one where you stumble out of bed to realize you spent the night next to a stranger dressed like Muammar Gaddafi (too soon?), scrape the caked zombie makeup off your face and stumble to work through a grade-five hangover. But then on the way, you ge ... More >>

Marc Sarnoff Accused of Assaulting His Propane Huffing Heckler On Video

​This is Miami, so of course just days before the election one of the most powerful and controversial city commissioners is going to get accused of assaulting a propane huffing man in front of his house.Reid Welch says that City of Miami commissioner Marc Sarnoff assaulted him. Sarnoff says he was ... More >>

Marc Sarnoff is the Top Rain Maker in Miami

​​Miami city commissioner Marc Sarnoff has collected nearly half a million dollars in his reelection bid, leading all candidates in the money raising front for the upcoming November election. Of the three incumbents on the ballot, Sarnoff faces the stiffest competition with four opponents who ha ... More >>