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Michael Jordan

  • Blogs

    May 23, 2012

    Dexter Pittman Briefly Succeeds in Making People Aware Dexter Pittman Exists With Three Game Suspension

    Who knows what goes through a basketball player's mind when he spends the vast majority of the time sitting on the bench during such a heated and important playoff series. Perhaps the Miami Heat's Dexter Pittman thought to himself, "Man, the whole world is watching this series, and ain't no one gonn ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 10, 2012

    LeBron James and the Heat Extinguish Knicks, Move on to Eastern Conference Semis

    After losing Game 4 in New York, and after the Knicks celebrated with streamers and threw a parade down the Canyon of Heroes after winning their first playoff game in 4,024 days, the Miami Heat reminded everyone that they, in fact, are the better team and finally extinguished the Knicks from the pla ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 30, 2012

    Drunk Miami Republicans Rally For Santorum and Rick Scott

    Jacob KatelRick Santorum vs Victor Gonzalez​Alcohol impairs your judgment? Screw it, we'll have a shot of whiskey, a beer, and a Latin Builders Association membership application.Starting early Friday morning in downtown Miami, the LBA invited guests to drink their way to Decision 2012, offering 2 ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 3, 2012

    Cam Newton Could Become the Black QB Role Model That Michael Vick Never Had

    Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Campbell addresses why African-American NFL quarterbacks don't have any heroes to look up to. In baseball, African-American play ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 14, 2011

    Scottie Pippen Did File For Bankruptcy, But It's A Different Scottie Pippen

    ​Part-time South Florida resident Scottie Pippen has filed suit today against several news outlets and websites which have reported that he's bankrupt. He's seeking at least $1 million from each outlet. Filing a loud lawsuit isn't exactly the best way to downplay rumors that you're having mo ... More >>

  • Calendar

    October 20, 2011

    You Can’t Be Sedaris

    ​Part-time South Florida resident Scottie Pippen has filed suit today against several news outlets and websites which have reported that he's bankrupt. He's seeking at least $1 million from each outlet. Filing a loud lawsuit isn't exactly the best way to downplay rumors that you're having mo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 11, 2011

    Lil Wayne Talks All About His Sizzurp Addiction In New Homemade Video

    Weezy told TMZ all about his love affair with Purple Drank​Post-Tha Carter II and right up until the year or so after Tha Carter III, you couldn't get Lil Wayne to shut the fuck up about slugging back big Styrofoam cups of Purple Drank, an unholy brew of soda, jolly ranchers, and cough syrup ... More >>

  • Dining

    September 22, 2011
  • Blogs

    September 19, 2011

    Charles Barkley: Dwyane Wade Has Become "Whiny"

    ​Unfortunately for Miami Heat fans, the NBA lockout has not put a lock on the mouth of Charles Barkley, the unofficial president of the Anti-Heat Fan Club. Barkley was on Dan LeBatard's new ESPN2 show on Friday, and while he may be out of a broadcasting job himself next season, it seems like it ma ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 7, 2011

    Kane's Young Executive Chef Takes His Steak Seriously (Part 2)

    Andres Aravena​Yesterday, Short Order spoke with Executive Chef Daniel Ganem of SoFi's newest meat market, Kane Steakhouse. If you missed Part 1, just click here. What we really wanted to know is how those onion rings manage to be so crispy every time, and the secret behind Kane's steakhouse sauce ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 6, 2011

    Kane's Young Executive Chef Takes His Steak Seriously

    Photo by Andres Aravena​The addition of recently opened Kane Steakhouse to the SoFi restaurant landscape presented an opportunity for executive chef Daniel Ganem. When execs at the Glazier Group (Strip House in NYC, Michael Jordan's the Steak House) began searching for a head toque, they found th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 8, 2011

    Miami Heat vs. Dallas Mavericks NBA Finals Game 4: LeTurd

    ​Well, shit. The Miami Heat must really love blowing fourth-quarter leads, because the team did it again last night in Game 4 of the NBA Finals, allowing the Dallas Mavericks to win the game 86-83 and tying the finals.Meanwhile, LeBron James had the worst performance of his playoff career. Dwyane ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 24, 2011

    Vladimir Mironov's Lab-Grown Meat: Would You Eat It?

    usda.govIs livestock soon to be obsolete?The cows that make up our burgers consume 80 percent of the planet's farmland, generate 20 percent of our greenhouse emissions, and consume 10 percent of our fresh water. Also, cows don't like getting killed.Feel bad? You could go vegetarian, but that takes s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 16, 2011

    Nate Dogg, G-Funk's Most Melodic Homie, Dies at 41

    ​Nate Dogg is a bad motherfucker. And we mean forever, because that's how long his music's gonna live. However, Nate Dogg's human self, Nathaniel Hale, died today after struggling for the last two years with the aftereffects of multiple strokes, which left him halfway paralyzed and unable to breat ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 21, 2011

    LeBron James Goes Off, Scores Rare Triple-Double In All-Star Game Loss

    ​It would seem, at first glance, that the people who decide who should be the All Star MVP were being sarcastic when they awarded it to Kobe Bryant instead of LeBron James last night. Mainly because James recorded himself a triple-double with 29 points, 12 rebounds and 10 assists -- joining Michae ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 29, 2010

    Miami Heat Make Home Debut Tonight Against the Magic

    You get a high-five! You get a high-five! You get a high-five! Everybody gets a high-five!​Tonight is the Miami Heat's home opener against the Orlando Magic at the American Airlines Arena. The Heat are asking fans attending the game to dress in black. Boy do the Heat love doing that shit. But it'l ... More >>

  • News

    September 16, 2010

    Venus and Serena Williams suffer racism

    You get a high-five! You get a high-five! You get a high-five! Everybody gets a high-five!​Tonight is the Miami Heat's home opener against the Orlando Magic at the American Airlines Arena. The Heat are asking fans attending the game to dress in black. Boy do the Heat love doing that shit. But it'l ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 14, 2010

    Venus and Serena Williams Deserve The Best

    ​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke says the Williams sisters don't get their due.Venus and Serena Williams represent black people and female athletes in a po ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 31, 2010

    The Craziest Things Said During the Summer of LeBron

    ​LeBron James tore a hole in the fabric of the universe when he announced on live television he was joining the Miami Heat. And wow, did people say some really dumb/crazy things about it. Here's our compendium, in roughly chronological form, of the looniest and most mind-melting quotes from the Su ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 27, 2010

    Dwyane Wade Heard What We Said About His Acting Ability

    On Tuesday we sized up Dwyane Wade's acting ability based on his latest commercial for Gatorade's G Series Live. Well, Men's Health saw the post and happened to have had Dwyane Wade swoop by their offices yesterday. Apparently they think we said LeBron James is a better actor than Wade (which is not ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 23, 2010

    MP3: New Kanye West "Power Remix;" Yeezy to Release New Song Every Friday 'til Christmas

    ​Kanye West has been busy lately. Of course there was the day he released his video for his first single "Power" the same night as Eminem's "Love the Way You Lie," his impromptu performances, and his infamous new Twitter account. Now comes his most recent announcement: He's releasing a n ... More >>

  • News

    July 22, 2010

    Uncle Luke schools LeBron James and Chris Bosh on living in Miami-Dade County

    ​Kanye West has been busy lately. Of course there was the day he released his video for his first single "Power" the same night as Eminem's "Love the Way You Lie," his impromptu performances, and his infamous new Twitter account. Now comes his most recent announcement: He's releasing a n ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 16, 2010

    Penny Hardaway Wants to Come Back to the Heat

    ​Penny Hardaway has a lot to be proud of: four times an NBA All-Star, an Olympic gold medalist, and the world's most memorable basketball puppet. What he doesn't have, however, is a championship ring. Maybe that's why he wants to come out of retirement and play, once more, for the Heat.

  • Blogs

    July 9, 2010

    Giorgio Rapicavoli of 660 at the Angler's Went From Savory to Sweet to Executive Chef

    Don't worry, Miami. This home-grown chef intends to stay around.He's not meek and he's not shy. He eschews traditional chef uniform whites for head-to-toe black, and finishes off the look with chunky plastic eyeglasses, multiple beaded bracelets, a lime green G-Shock, and a mane of hair that would h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 1, 2010

    In Honor of Wade/LeBron, South Florida's Greatest Duos

    ​The most vaunted NBA free-agency class in history ran screaming out of the school building at midnight, and the Miami Heat has some pretty crazy rumors swirling around it. Word on the street is that the team has a strong chance of re-signing Dwyane Wade and signing noted m ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 16, 2010

    Dwyane Wade Accused of Dirty Play by Bulls' Taj Gibson

    via GQ​Chicago Bulls fans' biggest wet dream involved hometown boy Dwyane Wade suiting up in their version of black-and-red next year. We think it's unlikely to happen, but on the off chance it does, Wade might already have some bad blood with a teammate.Bulls rookie Taj Gibson complained to ... More >>

  • News

    March 11, 2010

    Before South Beach got boring

    via GQ​Chicago Bulls fans' biggest wet dream involved hometown boy Dwyane Wade suiting up in their version of black-and-red next year. We think it's unlikely to happen, but on the off chance it does, Wade might already have some bad blood with a teammate.Bulls rookie Taj Gibson complained to ... More >>

  • Calendar

    February 11, 2010

    Cooking Up Some Suck

    via GQ​Chicago Bulls fans' biggest wet dream involved hometown boy Dwyane Wade suiting up in their version of black-and-red next year. We think it's unlikely to happen, but on the off chance it does, Wade might already have some bad blood with a teammate.Bulls rookie Taj Gibson complained to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 10, 2009

    Interview: Marco Ferraro Gets the 10

    Photo by Mia NuñezChef Marco Ferraro of Wish.​There's something about Wish that seems to make culinary dreams come true, and its latest superstar, Executive Chef Marco Ferraro, appears to be skipping along the same path as a long line of extraordinary talent. First was Gary Robins, who eventually ... More >>

  • News

    October 29, 2009

    Ten ways Ted Ginn Jr. can repay Miami for the Dolphins' loss to the Saints

    Photo by Mia NuñezChef Marco Ferraro of Wish.​There's something about Wish that seems to make culinary dreams come true, and its latest superstar, Executive Chef Marco Ferraro, appears to be skipping along the same path as a long line of extraordinary talent. First was Gary Robins, who eventually ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 27, 2009

    Danica and Dale Jr.: Go for It!

    Take it easy, Danica. You've won only one of these.​Aside from the cars going really fast on four wheels, with about three-quarters of the laps being relatively dull, NASCAR and IndyCar have about as much in common as the Rock and Philip Seymour Hoffman. However, the two racing leagues ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 20, 2009

    Christy's Restaurant Coral Gables - Kitchen Pictures

    Christy's Restaurant is THE fine dining Coral Gables institution where rich and powerful politicians, ceo's and celebrities have talked business over lunch and dinner for 30 years. Christy's has stood at the same location under the same ownership making it one of the longest-running establishments ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 16, 2009

    A-Rod Park Dedication Most Pointless Media Clusterf@%# in Recent Memory

    Reporters are herd animals. That was made painfully clear last week when approximately 76 of us had the same idea: Hey, let's go to that A-Rod park dedication thing Friday night. I mean, I can understand why news cameras were there -- you can't beat a local A-Roid/steroid segment at the top of the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 6, 2008

    Miami Book Fair Preview: Q&A with Art Spiegelman

    Reporters are herd animals. That was made painfully clear last week when approximately 76 of us had the same idea: Hey, let's go to that A-Rod park dedication thing Friday night. I mean, I can understand why news cameras were there -- you can't beat a local A-Roid/steroid segment at the top of the ... More >>

  • News

    November 6, 2008

    Miami Book Fair International

    The graphic novel reigns at this year's edition.

  • Culture

    June 29, 2006

    Bad to the Bone

    This plains posse shoots straight from the hip

  • Music

    May 11, 2006

    Dollars 'n' Sex

    Can Luther Campbell still cash in on the history of 2 Live Crew?

  • Calendar

    September 15, 2005

    Latino Sluggers

    Can Luther Campbell still cash in on the history of 2 Live Crew?

  • News

    March 9, 2000

    Never Too Small to Break the Rules

    Andrea Loring got tired of seeing private high schools recruit star basketball players. But she had no idea busting them would bring her such grief.

  • News

    October 8, 1998

    Deconstructing Tommy

    How a Bensonhurst boy rose to the summit of South Beach's promotion biz

  • Music

    August 27, 1998

    Rotations

    How a Bensonhurst boy rose to the summit of South Beach's promotion biz

  • Music

    January 22, 1998

    The Hate Parade

    How a Bensonhurst boy rose to the summit of South Beach's promotion biz

  • News

    August 7, 1997

    Gospel Truth

    Pastors in South Dade's black churches have discovered one sure way to attract male membership: Start a choir

  • Music

    December 19, 1996

    Bush Whack

    Pastors in South Dade's black churches have discovered one sure way to attract male membership: Start a choir

  • Film

    November 7, 1996

    Love in the Time of Retro

    Pastors in South Dade's black churches have discovered one sure way to attract male membership: Start a choir

  • Film

    January 6, 1993

    Star Implosion

    Pastors in South Dade's black churches have discovered one sure way to attract male membership: Start a choir

  • News

    May 6, 1992

    Program Notes

    Pastors in South Dade's black churches have discovered one sure way to attract male membership: Start a choir

  • News

    April 29, 1992

    Letters

    Pastors in South Dade's black churches have discovered one sure way to attract male membership: Start a choir

  • Music

    April 8, 1992

    Black Men Can't Swim

    And other words to the whites about b-ball, side musicians, and racism

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