Michael Jordan

Rudy Crew as Michael Jordan? We Think Not

Oh, the familiar shame: Miami sports fans again dissed, this time for being too sober

From the Cradle to the Rave

Etiquette for the glow stick set

Those Who Can’t, Learn

Etiquette for the glow stick set

Michael Jordan Buys A Humble Three Bedroom in Kendall

After OJ Simpson had to switch his residency to a prison pen, Kendall has been missing a sports star resident to call its own. Well, trading OJ Simpson for Michael Jordan would be a major coup. As first reported by The Palm Beach Post, it seems Michael Jordan and his 30 year-old Cuban-American beau ... More >>

That Championship Season

Music, movies, TV -- everybody's following the bouncing ball

Even After A Beating, Bulls Fans Still Want Some Wade

via NBA.comThere are a lot of Bulls fans out there who salivate at the idea of Dwyane Wade in their red, white, and black jersey. To them, signing Wade is a right, considering the guy was born in Chicago and idolized Michael Jordan as a kid (then again, who didn't?). Even after Wade single-handedly ... More >>

David Samson, Thy Name Is Samson

And on the third day of the season, they ascended into heaven...We take it all back -- all the vitriol regarding the lack of a public process for the new stadium, all the accusations of backroom deals, dirty money, and no-bid contracts. Build the Marlins whatever they want. This team is amazing. 3-0 ... More >>

Jordan Bobcats

Miami welcomes MJ’s team for a little payback.

Riled

Heat coach wants to suit up? What if...?

Biblical Feats

Zounds! Celebrating architects do amazing acts

K-Dur?

The most dynamic rookie in the league needs a better nickname

"Happy" Mother's Day, for $2.99

Erik Goldman runs a one-man porn operation out of his Miami Beach apartment

Tie One On

Wakeboarding enjoys a moment in the sun

Be a Team Player

Nobody cares if you have cooties

The Naked Truth

When it comes to dealing with hardship, the boys from Buffalo just grin and bear it — all!

BEST BASKETBALL COURT

Flamingo Park

Best Heat Player

Alonzo Mourning

B-Ball's Man

Michael Jordan to the Max

Never Too Small to Break the Rules

Andrea Loring got tired of seeing private high schools recruit star basketball players. But she had no idea busting them would bring her such grief.

Stargaze on Earth at LIV

Andrea Loring got tired of seeing private high schools recruit star basketball players. But she had no idea busting them would bring her such grief.

It’s Fall, Time to Ball

Andrea Loring got tired of seeing private high schools recruit star basketball players. But she had no idea busting them would bring her such grief.

Top Ten Ways Ted Ginn Can Repay the City of Miami

For a more thorough and humorous review of every Miami Dolphins player who shat himself during yesterday's 46-34 loss to the New Orleans Saints, see Chris Joseph's post from this morning. I care only about my boy, Ted Ginn, Jr., who managed to sneak past Darrelle Revis two weeks ago against the Jets ... More >>

Food News Roundup: Benihana, Fiji Water, Jamaican Jerk, Michael Jordan, Necker Island, and Cuban Food

Canadian companies attend America's largest food and beverage show, coming soon to Miami Beach. [GovMonitor]Miami-based Benihana restaurants to donate 100% of Fiji Water sales revenue to Best Buddies charity for month of November. [Reuters]8th annual Grace Jamaican Jerk Festival this weekend at Mark ... More >>

News Roundup

Manny Diaz on the "breather" citizens apparently wanted by elected Regalado: "We are now competing with the rest of the world. If we take a breather, the rest of the world will pass us by." [CBS4]A Miami native who spent 17 years in jail for stealing Rolexes got out of jail in 2007 and is headi ... More >>

Jordan and Wade Unveil New See Through Air Jordan

via Dime MagThe 25th Anniversary Air Jordan​So, here's the brand new 25th Anniversary Air Jordan, which incorporates the latest "see Dwyane Wade's feet" technology. The window is supposed to symbolize Michael Jordan's ability to "see through" opponents. It also ensures that wearers will have to ma ... More >>

Video: Ugly Jordan Bandits Smash-and-Grab a Miami Foot Locker

The fashion police are also investigatingTwo apparently related burglaries have police worried that a crime ring with really bad taste is preying on local shoe merchants. In the wee hours of December 30, five to six masked men in two cars crashed their way into the Foot Locker at 1076 Sou ... More >>

LeBron James Changes Jersey Number, Maybe, Because 23 is Retired in Miami?

​Cleveland Cavaliers superstar LeBron James announced that he just sent in paperwork to have his uniform number changed from 23 to 6. The official word is that it's a tribute to Michael Jordan, though the number 23 figures quite prominently into the logo used for his Nike apparel. Why the sudd ... More >>

Scrap Heat

​Cleveland Cavaliers superstar LeBron James announced that he just sent in paperwork to have his uniform number changed from 23 to 6. The official word is that it's a tribute to Michael Jordan, though the number 23 figures quite prominently into the logo used for his Nike apparel. Why the sudd ... More >>

Q&A With Foxy Shazam, Opening for Hole at the Fillmore Miami Beach Tomorrow Night

photo by Smallz & Raskind​Hole may be the main attraction at the Fillmore Miami Beach on Friday night, but even Courtney Love's potential antics may be upstaged by openers Foxy Shazam.  A gonzo outfit hailing from the somewhat unlikely locale of Cleveland, the six-piece aims to be "the Mi ... More >>

LeBron James Eats No Meat, Dwyane Wade Pounds the Cow

​Yep, we Miami New Times folks get answers to dining dilemmas. Even if you are the hottest dudes in town. We've learned that Dwyane Wade and LeBron James are often found at Red the Steakhouse. LeBron, insiders tell us, has been there three times and even recently celebrated his girlfriend's birthd ... More >>

The New Jordan Rule: Shut it Up!

​Yep, we Miami New Times folks get answers to dining dilemmas. Even if you are the hottest dudes in town. We've learned that Dwyane Wade and LeBron James are often found at Red the Steakhouse. LeBron, insiders tell us, has been there three times and even recently celebrated his girlfriend's birthd ... More >>

Prelude to a League-Wide Reaming: LeBron Makes Season Debut With the Heat Tonight

​After an off-season that can be described only as batshit, the NBA regular season is finally upon us as LeBron James makes his long-awaited debut as a member of the Miami Heat. Never in the history of mankind has someone been so reviled for choosing to move from Cleveland to Miami ... More >>

Wade, Dwyane Wade: Watch Him Fly Through the Skies of Downtown in New Jordan Ad

​So last night's Heat game against the Celtics was a painful thing to watch. Granted, if that was the Heat playing at its worst against one of the league's other premier squads in very hostile territory, we probably don't have anything to worry about this season. That's what we'll tell ourselves a ... More >>

Hand of God

​So last night's Heat game against the Celtics was a painful thing to watch. Granted, if that was the Heat playing at its worst against one of the league's other premier squads in very hostile territory, we probably don't have anything to worry about this season. That's what we'll tell ourselves a ... More >>

Dwyane Wade Unveils His First Pair of Signature Air Jordans

​For the past two years, Dwyane Wade has been just about the only NBA superstar not to have his own signature sneaker. He traded his own line of Converse kicks and apparel to take the historic honor of being the first basketball-player spokesman for Nike's Air Jordan brand sinc ... More >>

Dwyane Wade to Host $12,500 Fantasy Basketball Camp at Fontainebleau

​Want to play basketball against Dwyane Wade? Well, an average guy has a pretty good shot at getting on the roster of the Minnesota Timberwolves at this point, but if you don't want to commit to a full NBA season, you can shell out $12,500 to sign up for Dwyane Wade's fantasy basketball camp to be ... More >>

Vladimir Mironov's Lab-Grown Meat: Would You Eat It?

usda.govIs livestock soon to be obsolete?The cows that make up our burgers consume 80 percent of the planet's farmland, generate 20 percent of our greenhouse emissions, and consume 10 percent of our fresh water. Also, cows don't like getting killed.Feel bad? You could go vegetarian, but that takes s ... More >>

Scottie Pippen Says LeBron James Might Be Better Than Michael Jordan

​The Miami Heat left the Chicago Bulls wounded last night, and who's come along to rub in the salt? None other than Scottie Pippen. Michael Jordan's former right-hand-man was on ESPN's Mike and Mike in the Morning today and said that LeBron James might actually be a better basketball player than J ... More >>

Kane Steakhouse To Open in SoFi

Matthew Glazier, owner of Michael Jordan's Steakhouse in NYC is opening Kane in SoFi​If a YC steakhouse and a Miami ultra-club had an elicit affair, Kane Steakhouse might just be their love child. Set to take over the old Tuscan Steak locale at Fourth Street and Washington Avenue in only a ... More >>

What's Wrong with LeBron?

​It's no secret LeBron hasn't been playing like himself lately. Explanations have ranged from his girlfriend cheating on him with Rashard Lewis to fatigue from playing too many minutes to lacking Michael Jordan's killer instincts.The simple answer -- he's choking. Literally.Choking is a real, reco ... More >>

Kane Steakhouse Opens Tonight: Sneak Preview (Photos)

All photos Laine Doss Kane Steakhouse's executive chef Daniel Ganem​Kane Steakhouse is a  collaboration between restaurateur Michael Glazier (the man behind New York's Michael Jordan's Steak and Strip) restaurateur Matthew Glazier, and the Opium Group (creators of Miami clubs Mansion, ... More >>

Watch Chris Bosh Make His Acting Debut on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

​It wasn't Michael Jordan in Space Jam (few things, unfortunately, are) but Chris Bosh made his network acting debut Wednesday night on an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Bosh was joined by Carmelo Anthony, and the two played former players of a legendary high school coach (playe ... More >>

LeBron James Gets Generic New Lion Logo

​Nike knows LeBron James is special. He has the heart of a lion they say, but the new logo they've unveiled or the Heat star's latest apparel line is pretty generic. Dubbed the "Lion 6" logo, LeBron actually debuted the logo while wearing a prototype of an off-the-court jacket during last season, ... More >>

LeBron James Has an NFL Career on His Mind

​Is LeBron James thinking of pulling a Michael Jordan? Well, we all know he wants to win six rings, but we're talking about another career move echoing Jordan. As in temporarily quitting basketball to pursuit a career in another sport. With the cancellation of the first two weeks of the NBA offici ... More >>

Scottie Pippen Did File For Bankruptcy, But It's A Different Scottie Pippen

​Part-time South Florida resident Scottie Pippen has filed suit today against several news outlets and websites which have reported that he's bankrupt. He's seeking at least $1 million from each outlet. Filing a loud lawsuit isn't exactly the best way to downplay rumors that you're having mo ... More >>

Michael Jordan Gets Engaged to His Miami Model Girlfriend

​Michael Jordan's Charlotte Bobcats may have lost to the Miami Heat last night, but MJ has officially won something else that's hot and from Miami: the hand of Yvette Prieto. According to Charlotte news station WCNC, Jordan asked Prieto to marry him on Christmas Eve. Obviously, she said yes.

Black quarterbacks have no role models in the NFL

​Michael Jordan's Charlotte Bobcats may have lost to the Miami Heat last night, but MJ has officially won something else that's hot and from Miami: the hand of Yvette Prieto. According to Charlotte news station WCNC, Jordan asked Prieto to marry him on Christmas Eve. Obviously, she said yes.

LeBron James Ain't Care: Battling the Flu, LBJ Dominates Lakers

​LeBron James told the flu to go fuck itself, and then promptly became a righteous wrecker of ass, as he led the Miami Heat to their 98-87 beatdown of the L.A. Lakers last night. James, who dropped 31 points, 8 rebounds and 8 assists, killed a baseball team owner, and made Kobe Bryant his own ... More >>