Subject: Michael Jordan

• Rudy Crew as Michael Jordan? We Think Not

  August 2, 2007

• Cocaine Cowboys 2 Takes Its Cues From '90s West Coast Hood Flicks

  July 29, 2008

• Oh, the familiar shame: Miami sports fans again dissed, this time for being too sober

  September 9, 2008

• From the Cradle to the Rave

  July 8, 2004

• Dollars 'n' Sex

  May 11, 2006

• Miami Book Fair Preview: Q&A with Art Spiegelman

  November 6, 2008

• Those Who Can’t, Learn

  April 2, 2009

• Black Men Can't Swim

  April 8, 1992

• Program Notes

  May 6, 1992

• A-Rod Park Dedication Most Pointless Media Clusterf@%# in Recent Memory

  Reporters are herd animals. That was made painfully clear last week when approximately 76 of us had the same idea: Hey, let's go to that A-Rod park dedication thing Friday night. I mean, I can understand why news cameras were there -- you can't beat a local A-Roid/steroid segment at the top of the show. But why was I there? Did I think A-Rod was going to break down crying, admit he and Michael Jordan injected Albert Pujols in the buttcheeks, and I would get the exclusive?That was my thought wh

  February 16, 2009

• Michael Jordan Buys A Humble Three Bedroom in Kendall

  After OJ Simpson had to switch his residency to a prison pen, Kendall has been missing a sports star resident to call its own. Well, trading OJ Simpson for Michael Jordan would be a major coup. As first reported by The Palm Beach Post, it seems Michael Jordan and his 30 year-old Cuban-American beau Yvette Prieto have indeed bought a 3-bedroom house together in Kendall for $281,000.  We took a look at the abode on Google maps (check it out the behind the cut) and it doesn't seem fit for a sp

  February 23, 2009

• That Championship Season

  June 1, 1994

• Even After A Beating, Bulls Fans Still Want Some Wade

  via NBA.comThere are a lot of Bulls fans out there who salivate at the idea of Dwyane Wade in their red, white, and black jersey. To them, signing Wade is a right, considering the guy was born in Chicago and idolized Michael Jordan as a kid (then again, who didn't?). Even after Wade single-handedly lifted the Heat to a thrilling win against the has-been team last night, there's no hard feelings. They want him more than ever. There was a considerable amount of buzz that the Bulls wanted to draft

  March 10, 2009

• The Sultan of Schmooze

  June 29, 1994

• Christy's Restaurant Coral Gables - Kitchen Pictures

  Christy's Restaurant is THE fine dining Coral Gables institution where rich and powerful politicians, ceo's and celebrities have talked business over lunch and dinner for 30 years. Christy's has stood at the same location under the same ownership making it one of the longest-running establishments to do so in Dade County. They're known for their steaks. Christy's catered a meal for George HW Bush on Air Force One when he was president. Baseball flamethrower Orlando El Duque Hernandez eats ther

  March 20, 2009

• David Samson, Thy Name Is Samson

  And on the third day of the season, they ascended into heaven...We take it all back -- all the vitriol regarding the lack of a public process for the new stadium, all the accusations of backroom deals, dirty money, and no-bid contracts. Build the Marlins whatever they want. This team is amazing. 3-0? How about 162-0? How about just by watching them on TV, I was cured of my asthma? How about just by hearing them on the radio, an 82-year-old woman was immaculately impregnated? Forget Populous. Hir

  April 8, 2009

• Jordan Bobcats

  December 4, 2008

• Miami Book Fair International

  The graphic novel reigns at this year's edition.

  November 6, 2008

• Latino Sluggers

  September 15, 2005

• Riled

  November 22, 2007

• Biblical Feats

  November 8, 2007

• K-Dur?

  November 8, 2007

• "Happy" Mother's Day, for $2.99

  August 9, 2007

• Tie One On

  March 8, 2007

• Be a Team Player

  July 26, 2007

• Bad to the Bone

  June 29, 2006

• The Naked Truth

  March 16, 2006

• BEST BASKETBALL COURT

  May 12, 2005

• Best Heat Player

  May 11, 2000

• B-Ball's Man

  May 4, 2000

• Never Too Small to Break the Rules

  March 9, 2000

• Letters

  December 17, 1998

• Deconstructing Tommy

  October 8, 1998

• Rotations

  August 27, 1998

• Dream Team

  March 5, 1998

• The Hate Parade

  January 22, 1998

• Gospel Truth

  August 7, 1997

• Bush Whack

  December 19, 1996

• Love in the Time of Retro

  November 7, 1996

• Star Implosion

  January 6, 1993

• Letters

  April 29, 1992

• Danica and Dale Jr.: Go for It!

  Take it easy, Danica. You've won only one of these.​Aside from the cars going really fast on four wheels, with about three-quarters of the laps being relatively dull, NASCAR and IndyCar have about as much in common as the Rock and Philip Seymour Hoffman. However, the two racing leagues might lose marquee drivers to each other. IndyCar's Danica Patrick and NASCAR's Dale Earnhardt Jr. are rumored to have thoughts about switching leagues. Patrick, the only woman to win an IndyCar race,

  July 27, 2009

• The Dwyane-Desertion Paranoia Countdown: Confronting His Baron Nemesis Will Drive Wade Away

  Jacob Katel If this is the face Dwyane Wade makes when you simply mention Richard von Houtman's name, what happens when Wade actually sees him? Projectile vomit?​Ever been in an intimate relationship at work that ended badly? We bet all you wanted to do afterward, in order to escape seeing your thwarted love partner by the copy machine every day at 10 a.m., was find another place to work.They say that a business partnership is a lot like a courtship. And in 2007, Miami Heat demigod -- a

  September 17, 2009

• Stargaze on Earth at LIV

  September 10, 2009

• It’s Fall, Time to Ball

  October 8, 2009

• Top Ten Ways Ted Ginn Can Repay the City of Miami

  For a more thorough and humorous review of every Miami Dolphins player who shat himself during yesterday's 46-34 loss to the New Orleans Saints, see Chris Joseph's post from this morning. I care only about my boy, Ted Ginn, Jr., who managed to sneak past Darrelle Revis two weeks ago against the Jets and run underneath the most perfect pass in the history of passes for a 53-yard touchdown, thereby fooling us momentarily into believing in him.As we now know, Ginn's catch was merely a ploy to get u

  October 26, 2009

• Ten ways Ted Ginn Jr. can repay Miami for the Dolphins' loss to the Saints

  October 29, 2009

• Food News Roundup: Benihana, Fiji Water, Jamaican Jerk, Michael Jordan, Necker Island, and Cuban Food

  Canadian companies attend America's largest food and beverage show, coming soon to Miami Beach. [GovMonitor]Miami-based Benihana restaurants to donate 100% of Fiji Water sales revenue to Best Buddies charity for month of November. [Reuters]8th annual Grace Jamaican Jerk Festival this weekend at Markham Park, a short jog north in Broward. [CaribbeanWorldNews]Tom Brady at Prime 112, Michael Jordan at Cafe Prima Pasta, Don Shula at Anthony's Coal Fired Pizza, Enrique Iglesias at Michael's Genuine,

  November 3, 2009

• News Roundup

  Manny Diaz on the "breather" citizens apparently wanted by elected Regalado: "We are now competing with the rest of the world. If we take a breather, the rest of the world will pass us by." [CBS4]A Miami native who spent 17 years in jail for stealing Rolexes got out of jail in 2007 and is heading back to jail after stealing eight more Rolexes. [AP]The mayor of Hialeah and two council members will be re-sworn in today after facing trivial opposition for re-election. This is exactly how our F

  November 6, 2009

• Jordan and Wade Unveil New See Through Air Jordan

  via Dime MagThe 25th Anniversary Air Jordan​So, here's the brand new 25th Anniversary Air Jordan, which incorporates the latest "see Dwyane Wade's feet" technology. The window is supposed to symbolize Michael Jordan's ability to "see through" opponents. It also ensures that wearers will have to make sure they have on matching socks. As mentioned yesterday, Wade has been personally picked to be the spokesman for the new shoe, the first time Jordan has shared the spotlight for his Nike-owne

  November 12, 2009