Michael J. Fox

Gisele Bundchen and Eight Other Women Who Stand by Their Men

​Can we all stop hating on Gisele Bundchen? The lady has had a pretty stressful week. First she had to watch her husband, Tom Brady, completely choke in his starring role on the most-watched TV show of all time. Then she had to pretend she thought he did a really excellent job. Cameras captured he ... More >>

Tinie Tempah Drops $35K on Sneakers, Announces Miami Show with Lupe Fiasco

​British rapper Tinie Tempah either (A) shits money, or (B) loves Michael J. Fox. The 22-year-old Londoner recently dropped a staggering $37,500 on a pair of Nike Mag sneakers at a Los Angeles charity auction benefiting the Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's foundation. The limited-edition kicks ... More >>

Britney Spears, Arnold Schwarzenegger Sell Out for Yen: Five Japanese Commercials

Britney Spears sells candy, not Starbucks and Doritos, in Japan.​Typically the life cycle of a celebrity is pretty predictable. Before becoming famous, there's the usual batch of embarrassing commercials in order to break into show business and pay the rent without resorting to prostitution, ... More >>

From the Desk of Patrick James Riley

WikicommonsDear Chicago, please trade us Derrick Rose for Michael Beasley...Dear Memphis, please trade us O.J. Mayo for Michael Beasley...Dear New Jersey, please trade us Brook Lopez for Michael Beasley...Dear Minnesota, please trade us Kevin Love for Michael Beasley...Dear L.A. (no, the other L.A.) ... More >>

Nightmare: Rush Limbaugh Hints He Might Buy the Dolphins

Howling Optional

Pluck Off

That's not the sky falling, just Disney's Chicken Little

Kenna

New Sacred Cow (Columbia)

Think Different

Could it be that this year's crop of summer movies actually requires a brain cell or two?

Isn't He Lovely

Glenn Lewis waits for the world to see him as more than just a Wonderkind

Made Mouse-terful

Stuart 2 is no ratty sequel

Duke, Where's My Car?

Meg and Hugh travel through time to find gooey love and good manners

It's Reno Time!

For Janet Reno the opera may not be over until the tall lady sings

Daze of Blunder

Burton's Blooey Period

Pocket Veto

The Young Warriors

Winslow Humor

He's Jimi Hendrix. He's Cheech. He's Chong. He's a human sound-effects machine.

Take Three

Take Three

House of the Rising Sons

Blues rockers Bloodline aren't kidding around

Gallic Symbol

Doc Hiaasen and the Real Hollywood Story

Columnist Carl gets no credit, but cash will do.

Medicine Men

Pulp City