Reno 911 via Flickrcc Art imitating life?​OK, so you're a thieving former prostitute breaking into a few cars. You smash some windows with your elbows and look for goodies you can flip quickly on the street -- a cell phone, a GPS, whatever.
Question: What get-away vehicle do you choose if you want to create the biggest, most flaming parody of Miami and yourself?
The obvious answer: Rollerblades! From the early '90s!
Michael Everett didn't get the joke. The skinny, blue-eyed 31-year-old was
