Subject: Michael Beasley

• Heat and Mayo Together Doesn’t Sound Very Delicious

  June 13, 2008

• No Reason Not to Draft Beasley

  June 24, 2008

• Thanks to Shawn Marion, the Heat Now Have More Options

  June 25, 2008

• Open Letter to Pat Riley

  June 26, 2008

• Miami Heat Draft Recap: The Ghost of Harold Miner Has Been Exorcized

  June 27, 2008

• NBA Free Agency Starts Today But Everyone Knows It Really Starts in 2010

  July 1, 2008

• The Party Crasher - Zo & Wade Team Up For Summer Groove, Rodman Hits The Titty Bar

  July 14, 2008

• The Heat Is On (For Another Rocky Season?)

  September 15, 2008

• Follow the Stars

  June 4, 2009

• When Tweets Lie

  The Miami Herald reported Wednesday that there's a Chad Pennington imposter tweeting on Twitter. The quarterback's supposed account talked about various meals and get-togethers with teammates, according to the story. Pennington said he isn't a member of any social networking websites.But what about other prominent South Florida athletes?Dolphins defensive end Matt Roth has a Twitter account, along with Marlins Dan Uggla, Hanley Ramirez, and Jeremy Hermida. Heat players lead all Miami profe

  June 5, 2009

• Forward Thinking

  March 5, 2009

• Let’s Start the Debate

  December 25, 2008

• Jordan Bobcats

  December 4, 2008

• Falling Forward Fast?

  The Miami Heat face Chris Bosh and the Toronto Raptors.

  November 13, 2008

• Trick or Heat

  A new-look Miami Heat kicks off its season on All Hallows Eve.

  October 30, 2008

• We Hope, We Pray

  February 28, 2008

• Re-Heat

  The Miami Heat looks to rebuild by moving its biggest piece.

  February 21, 2008

• From the Desk of Patrick James Riley

  WikicommonsDear Chicago, please trade us Derrick Rose for Michael Beasley...Dear Memphis, please trade us O.J. Mayo for Michael Beasley...Dear New Jersey, please trade us Brook Lopez for Michael Beasley...Dear Minnesota, please trade us Kevin Love for Michael Beasley...Dear L.A. (no, the other L.A.), please trade us Eric Gordon for Michael Beasley...Dear Oklahoma, please trade us Russell Westbrook for Michael Beasley...Dear Charlotte, please trade us D.J. Augustin for Michael Beasley...Dear Sacr

  May 5, 2009

• Bring Lamar Odom Back to Miami

  WikicommonsReports this morning say L.A. Lakers owner Jerry Buss has withdrawn his offer to NBA forward Lamar Odom after Odom's agent didn't contact Buss with an answer. The offer was for four years/$36 million or three years/$30 million. Apparently, Odom is holding out for a five-year/$50 million deal.Teams in the running include the Portland Trail Blazers (GM Kevin Pritchard seems to be interested in everyone, regardless of what position his team actually needs -- hint, hint SF); the Dallas Ma

  July 15, 2009

• Heat's Michael Beasley Reportedly Heading to Rehab

  ​After this weekend, we were pretty sure Heat forward Michael Beasley was addicted to tacky tattoos and oversharing on Twitter, but it seems his problems might run a bit deeper. Yahoo! Sports reports the 20-year-old has checked himself into an undisclosed Houston rehab center for possible psychological and substance abuse issues. Beasley's unveiling of his latest back tat, reading "Supercool Beas," became something of a sports blog meme this past weekend, bolstered by the fact that a

  August 24, 2009

• RE: Beasley's Tweet-cident: Time for Riley and Wade to Step Up

  Wikicommons​The Miami Heat's Michael Beasley clearly has a lot of emotional problems, which were well-documented even before a bunch of people thought they saw some weed in a self-taken Twitter photo this past weekend. How extensive these problems are I can't possibly speculate. But only a very sensitive person with a lot of hidden inner turmoil responds to amateur CSI-criticism with tweets like, "Feelin like it's not worth livin!!!!!! I'm done." And rather than taking shots at Beas

  August 25, 2009

• News Roundup

  An appeals court in Miami today will take up Florida's gay adoption ban. [AP]Michael Beasley's stay in rehab was planned; in fact, he had already been in Houston attending therapy for two weeks beforehand. [Herald]After seeing so many wackos storm Democratic congressman with accusations of death panels and socialism, it's nice, if only for balance, to see some liberals rally for the public option, which is what these folks did at Ileana Ros-Lehtinen's office. [Herald]Speaking of R

  August 26, 2009

• News Roundup

  Eleven ACORN workers in Miami-Dade were arrested or are being sought for falsifying voter registration cards, which, OMG, means Barack Obama stole the election. Oh, wait. ACORN claims to have alerted the police to the suspects in the first place and that there was no effect on the election outcome. [Herald]Mark Foley will host a new radio show in Palm Beach called Inside the Mind of Mark Foley. I'm not sure how radio waves will be able to properly transmit thoughts of smooth-skinned boys playful

  September 9, 2009

• Take It, B-Easy

  October 15, 2009

• The Book of Isiah

  October 22, 2009

• News Roundup

  If the fact that the Dolphins were leading the unbeaten Saints at the beginning of the third quarter seemed too good to be true, it was. The Saints put 21 unanswered points on the board in the fourth, and the Dolphins didn't have any response. [ESPN]Fidel Castro's sister in Miami, Juanita, has a book out today, and like any good author pushing her memoir, she dropped a bomb: She collaborated with the CIA. [AP]Jasper Howard's funeral is scheduled for today, and the entire UConn football team plan

  October 26, 2009

• Three-Feat

  October 29, 2009

• Taking the Temperature of The Heat: Luke Warm at Best

  Is this the last year in Dade for Dwyane Wade? Can Michael Beasley overcome his Twitter and TMZ problems to prove that he deserves that starting slot? These are the questions on the minds of Heat fans on the day of the season opener. Not, noticeably, "are we going to win another championship? How about the division?" Who's ready for another lukewarm season of Heat basketball? Luckily they kick things off tonight at home against the New York Knicks, who are still, against all odds,

  October 28, 2009

• Taking the Temperature of The Heat: Luke Warm at Best

  Is this the last year in Dade for Dwyane Wade? Can Michael Beasley overcome his Twitter and TMZ problems to prove that he deserves that starting slot? These are the questions on the minds of Heat fans on the day of the season opener. Not, noticeably, "are we going to win another championship? How about the division?" Who's ready for another lukewarm season of Heat basketball? Luckily they kick things off tonight at home against the New York Knicks, who are still, against all odds,

  October 28, 2009

• Taking the Temperature of The Heat: Luke Warm at Best

  Is this the last year in Dade for Dwyane Wade? Can Michael Beasley overcome his Twitter and TMZ problems to prove that he deserves that starting slot? These are the questions on the minds of Heat fans on the day of the season opener. Not, noticeably, "are we going to win another championship? How about the division?" Who's ready for another lukewarm season of Heat basketball? Luckily they kick things off tonight at home against the New York Knicks, who are still, against all odds,

  October 28, 2009

• Taking the Temperature of The Heat: Luke Warm at Best

  Is this the last year in Dade for Dwyane Wade? Can Michael Beasley overcome his Twitter and TMZ problems to prove that he deserves that starting slot? These are the questions on the minds of Heat fans on the day of the season opener. Not, noticeably, "are we going to win another championship? How about the division?" Who's ready for another lukewarm season of Heat basketball? Luckily they kick things off tonight at home against the New York Knicks, who are still, against all odds,

  October 28, 2009

• Taking the Temperature of The Heat: Luke Warm at Best

  Is this the last year in Dade for Dwyane Wade? Can Michael Beasley overcome his Twitter and TMZ problems to prove that he deserves that starting slot? These are the questions on the minds of Heat fans on the day of the season opener. Not, noticeably, "are we going to win another championship? How about the division?" Who's ready for another lukewarm season of Heat basketball? Luckily they kick things off tonight at home against the New York Knicks, who are still, against all odds,

  October 28, 2009

• Taking the Miami Heat's Temperature: Lukewarm at Best

  Is this the last year in Dade for Dwyane Wade? Can Michael Beasley overcome his Twitter and TMZ problems to prove he deserves that starting slot? These are the questions on the minds of Heat fans the day of the season opener. Not, noticeably, "Are we going to win another championship? How about the division?" Who's ready for another lukewarm season of Heat basketball? Luckily, the team kicks things off tonight at home against the New York Knicks, who are still, against all odds, r

  October 28, 2009

• Top Five Dream Miami Heat Lineups for 2010

  Photo by Keith Allison, via Flickr​Running off the pure optimism of Wednesday night's opening beat-down of the New York Knicks, I present to you the top five Miami Heat starting lineups for the 2010-2011 season.As most fans know, the Heat will have perhaps the best cap space situation in the league next summer to lure free agents, thanks to Pat Riley's admirable discipline in not throwing a bad contract to some schlub this summer just to calm the moronic fan base. Some of that $20-22 million

  October 30, 2009

• News Roundup

  The recession is "over," maybe nationally thanks to economic growth, but it's still hanging around in Florida. [StPeteTimes]The world's largest boat, a 1,200-foot cruise ship, is on its way to South Florida. [NBCMiami]SportsRay Ray Armstrong and Javarris James join Sean Spence on the Canes injured list. [Herald]Ted Ginn Jr. promises he'll get better. He swears. [Herald]Michael Beasley might be worth that starting spot. [SunSent]

  October 30, 2009

• News Roundup

  In order to move forward on that wonderful "Slot Machines in the Airport" idea, the County Commission ok'd the Airport's pursuit of getting a horse racing permit. [SFBJ]Burn Notice star Jeffrey Donovan traveled to Tallahassee yesterday to ask that the government facilitate the filming of more television shows and moves in Florida and specifically Miami. [NBCMiami]Crime Stoppers always offer rewards for information in big cases, but one man claims that he never received his $250,000 pay out. [CBS

  November 4, 2009

• Don’t Question the Q

  November 19, 2009