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    September 26, 2013

    Armed Citizens Project Is Now Offering Free Shotguns to People in Florida

    The Armed Citizens Project does exactly what its name implies: It hands out guns for free. Now the Texas-based nonprofit is turning its bullet-blasting beneficence on the Sunshine State. Promising to "deter crime by empowering neighborhoods," the ACP has already begun distributing shotguns in Orlan ... More >>

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    September 26, 2013

    Miami City Attorney Julie Bru Proposes to Cop Girlfriend at Commission Meeting

    Miami is not only losing its City Attorney, but a police officer. Today, during her last city commission meeting Miami City Attorney Julie Bru spoke up at the dias to ask Miami Police Officer Suzy Izaguirre to marry her. Because gay marriage is not legal in Florida, the couple plans to move to New ... More >>

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    September 24, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Beach Body

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    September 23, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Sunset Behind the City

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    September 20, 2013

    Video: Lightning Strikes in Middle of Florida High School Football Halftime

    There were clear skies and good weather for the Orlando University High and Boone High football game on Friday. The band was in the middle of a chill marimba-assisted halftime show, when all the sudden the skies decided to remind everyone that this was Friday the 13th and sent a lightning bolt direc ... More >>

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    September 18, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Surf Side

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    September 17, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Big Red

    Today's photo comes from Phillip Pessar's Flickr. If you'd like to see your photo here join our Flickr group. Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes.

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    September 13, 2013

    Marlins Rookies Dressed in Pink Tanks and Bootie Shorts Yesterday

    Is there anything more embarrassing for a baseball player to wear than a Marlins jersey? A pink spandex tank top and bootie shorts might come close. Every year the Marlins make their rookie players dress up in some ridiculous outfit. So yesterday first year players, including Jose Fernandez, were ... More >>

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    September 12, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Ship to Shore

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    September 10, 2013

    Man Followed Woman Into Ocean Drive Hotel and Raped and Robbed Her

    Miami Beach police are on the lookout for a man who followed an unsuspecting woman into her Ocean Drive hotel room, overpowered her, and then raped her. The incident occurred in the early hours of Friday, September 6. The victim, a Swiss tourist, was walking into the Hotel Breakwater at 940 Ocean ... More >>

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    September 6, 2013

    Here's the Miami Dolphins' Mascot and Cheerleaders Doing a "Blurred Lines" Parody

    If after an entire summer of being subjected to the song non-stop and you're still not sick of Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines," then, boy, do the Miami Dolphins have a treat for you! TD the Dolphin teamed with two Dolphins cheerleaders to put their own rendition of the infamous video -- which is espe ... More >>

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    August 30, 2013

    Miami Hurricanes Kickoff Tonight: The Best Canes Fans on Instagram

    Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another season of Miami Hurricanes football. Tonight the Canes will kick off against the pride of Boca Raton, the Florida Atlantic University Owls. The Hurricanes are 32-point favorites over the mighty Owls, so the game is not exactly expected to come down to the wir ... More >>

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    August 30, 2013

    Miami Dolphins Accidentally Tweet Photo of Player's Ass

    Usually if the Miami Dolphins are putting booty on display it's their cheerleaders, but according to Deadspin their official Twitter account accidentally sent out a picture with a big, while serving of player's ass in the background.

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    August 30, 2013

    Parrot-napping Victim Will Respond to "Flaca" and "Que Paso Papo"

    Miami-Dade Police are on the search for a feathered friend who was the victim of a parrot napping. The blue Macaw parrot stolen August 20th from its owner's Coral Gables home.

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    August 29, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Chew Toy

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    August 26, 2013

    Florida Burglars Busted For Casing House, Advertising Its Contents For Sale On Facebook

    Give the Florida trio of Carlos Rivera and Leandre and Jordan Green credit: They've reinvented burglary for the Internet age. Instead of busting into a house and just taking everything willy-nilly, the crooks broke in, took photos, and then advertised the house's contents for sale online. When they ... More >>

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    August 22, 2013

    Pi Kappa Alpha Suspension: Here Are the Rest of the FIU Frat's Incriminating Facebook Posts

    Yesterday, Florida International University suspended its Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity over Facebook posts showing drug deals, hazing, and creep shots of naked women -- at least one of them allegedly underage. But the incriminating posts go beyond that unholy trio of offenses to include insulting prof ... More >>

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    August 20, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Brickell Pin-Up Girl

    Today's photo comes from the Flickr of Phillip Pesar . If you would like your picture to be the Miami New Times "Photo of the Day" you can join our Flickr group here! Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes.

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    August 14, 2013

    Suspected Bomb in Florida Turns Out to Be a Rabbit Vibrator

    A Florida woman received a suspicious package last month and called police. Though, a bomb expert quickly determined that the item in the package wasn't so much a weapon of mass destruction, but a weapon of mass pleasure.

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    July 31, 2013

    Shakira Selling Her Miami Beach Mansion For $14.95 Million

    Add Shakira as the latest on the list of celebs looking to rid themselves of their Miami Beach mega-mansions. The singer has put her North Bay Road home on the market for $14.95 million. She bought the home 12 years ago for the considerably more affordable price of $3.38 million.

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    July 25, 2013

    Don't Let Your Kids Get on the Stolen School Bus That's Driving Around Town

    Miami-Dade Police are searching for a private yellow school bus that went missing yesterday, but until they recover it, they're warning parents not to let their children on the bus.

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    July 25, 2013

    Chris Bosh's Son Is So Much Chiller Than Prince George

    Forget little George Alexander Louis. Dude's swag level will never match up to little Jordan Bosh. After a promotional excursion to India, Bosh took his family for a trip to Rome where the world's chillest baby picture was snapped.

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    July 23, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Tropical Shadow

    Today's photo comes from Yali Carames' Flickr. If you'd like to see your photo here join our Flickr group. Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes.

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    July 15, 2013

    Former NFL Player Monty Ray Grow Left Toddler in a Tampa Bay Strip Club Parking Lot

    Monty Ray Grow spent two years in the NFL with the Jacksonville Jaguars and Kansas City Chiefs, and spent his college years with the Florida Gators. He spent last night in jail. The former footballer was arrested after leaving a three-year-old girl in a car while he went into the Diamond Dolls str ... More >>

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    July 9, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Salsa!

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    July 2, 2013

    "Flordia": Florida Misspelled Twice on I-95 Sign

    Oh, hahaha. Silly Florida. Look at those idiots. They can't even spell their own state's name correctly on their own damn interstate signs. Listen, you snobby fuckers, this time it wasn't actually our fault. It was Arkansaw's.

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    July 1, 2013

    Coast Guard Unloads $19 Million Worth of Cocaine at Port of Miami

    The U.S. Coast Guard unloaded a really good weekend's worth of cocaine at the Port of Miami today. The 1,250 pounds of coke carried an estimated wholesale value of $19 million. No telling how much it would go for once it was cut up and hit the streets.

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    June 27, 2013

    Florida Teen Named Bamboo Flute Stabbed Dad Because He "Wondered What It Would Be Like"

    Tuesday evening, an 18-year-old Gainesville resident named Bamboo Flute Blanchard grabbed a pocket knife and idly thought, I wonder what it would be like to take a life? Then he wandered into the bedroom where his dad was lying, opened the knife, and plunged it into his chest.

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    June 25, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Greedy Corporate Pig

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    June 25, 2013

    Two Sisters Both Arrested for DUI for Driving Same Car at Same Time

    Two sisters from Miami-Dade were arrested at the same time for DUIs in the Keys on Saturday night. The catch: there was only one car involved.

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    June 19, 2013

    Lock & Load: Machine Gun Experience Set to Open in Wynwood

    Miami, are you ready to get your Tony Montana game face on? Or perhaps you're feeling like James Cagney in The Public Enemy. Whichever fictional gangster you prefer, Lock & Load: Machine Gun Experience has the arsenal to satisfy your firearm fetish. Amid the art galleries of Wynwood, a 14,000-square ... More >>

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    June 14, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Watch Out

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    June 14, 2013

    Skunk Ape Sighting Reported in Florida

    Sure, the Skunk Ape doesn't actually exist, but damn do we love some Florida folklore. Several people pulled off a road recently in Myakka River State Park in Sarasota County to catch a glimpse of what they thought was the elusive Skunk Ape, Florida's very own and very smelly version of Big Foot.

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    June 12, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Biking Bubble

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    June 6, 2013

    There Was a Creepy Clown Statue Deep Inside Oleta River Park

    The Internet is abuzz that the woods of Miami are infested by creepy clowns after a Redditor posted an image of an eerie decapitated joker supposedly just chilling out near a bike path in Oleta River State Park sometime last year.

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    May 31, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Wynwood Warriors

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    May 28, 2013

    Florida Papa John's Employees Butt Dial Customer, Leave Voicemail Full of Racial Slurs

    Two Papa John's employees in Sanford, Florida have been fired after accidentally leaving a profanity and racial slur-laced voicemail for a customer. The message had apparently been left after a "butt dial," and one of the employes launches into a rendition of "The Marriage of Figaro" tinged with rac ... More >>

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    May 23, 2013

    Here's the Crazy New Vehicle Miami Beach Police Are Unveiling This Weekend

    The Miami Beach Police Department's plan to patrol South Beach during this Memorial Day Weekend is a lot like last year's, but this time they'll have a new tech addition: a cutting-edge light tactical all-terrain vehicle. The $140,000 LTV is on loan to the department this weekend.

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    May 22, 2013

    Florida Members of "Crazy White Boy" Gang Arrested for Bragging About Gang Membership on Facebook

    How crazy is that Crazy White Boy gang? So crazy members brag about being in gangs on Facebook and, get this, they don't even give a fuck. Whatever. Whatever. They do what they want. Or they did until they got arrested.

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    May 15, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Orange Glow

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    May 10, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Galleristas

    Today's photo comes from Jaime Ferreyros' Flickr. If you'd like to see your photo here join our Flickr group. Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes.

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    May 9, 2013

    Ten Things Miami's Terrible Drivers Need to Learn

    Miami is notorious for its bad drivers. We know that it would be futile to try and teach you (yes, you) about things like the "speed limit" and that there is a difference between a yellow light and a freshly turned green light, but we figured someone should at least give you assholes a bit of a refr ... More >>

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    May 8, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: By the Reeds

    Today's photo comes from Yali Carames Photography's Flickr. If you'd like to see your photo here join our Flickr group. Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes.

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    May 7, 2013

    Marlins in the Midst of An Amazing Non-Sucking Streak

    The Miami Marlins have recently shocked the sports world by going on a breathtaking run in which the team has not completely sucked. A team that started of the season with just five wins in their first 24 games suddenly can now be described with such high praise as "competent," "slightly better than ... More >>

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    April 29, 2013

    Dolphins Player Mike Wallace Makes Homophobic Tweets Over Jason Collins News

    Earlier today, NBA player Jason Collins made history as the first active athlete in a major American sports league to come out as a gay. Just hours later, Miami Dolphins wide receiver Mike Wallace was just the latest athlete to come out as an idiot.

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    April 26, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Peek a Boo

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    April 25, 2013

    MEDA Responds to New Times Article on Wynwood Crackdown: "Compliance With the Law Is Not Optional"

    On Tuesday, New Times reported the backstory behind the recent police and code enforcement crackdown in Wynwood, which has led bar owners to suspect that Operation Dry Hour is more about downtown clubs stifling competition than about safety. When we looked into the allegations, we found that do ... More >>

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    April 25, 2013

    Barbara Bush Doesn't Think Jeb Should Run for President

    Your mother is the person who is supposed to believe in you no matter what -- the woman who says you can be anything you want to be. Of course, Barbara Bush has never been a woman who's afraid to tell it like she sees it, and on Today this morning, she said she doesn't think Jeb Bush should run for ... More >>

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    April 24, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Law & Order

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