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    July 2, 2013

    "Flordia": Florida Misspelled Twice on I-95 Sign

    Oh, hahaha. Silly Florida. Look at those idiots. They can't even spell their own state's name correctly on their own damn interstate signs. Listen, you snobby fuckers, this time it wasn't actually our fault. It was Arkansaw's.

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    July 1, 2013

    Coast Guard Unloads $19 Million Worth of Cocaine at Port of Miami

    The U.S. Coast Guard unloaded a really good weekend's worth of cocaine at the Port of Miami today. The 1,250 pounds of coke carried an estimated wholesale value of $19 million. No telling how much it would go for once it was cut up and hit the streets.

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    June 27, 2013

    Florida Teen Named Bamboo Flute Stabbed Dad Because He "Wondered What It Would Be Like"

    Tuesday evening, an 18-year-old Gainesville resident named Bamboo Flute Blanchard grabbed a pocket knife and idly thought, I wonder what it would be like to take a life? Then he wandered into the bedroom where his dad was lying, opened the knife, and plunged it into his chest.

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    June 25, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Greedy Corporate Pig

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    June 25, 2013

    Two Sisters Both Arrested for DUI for Driving Same Car at Same Time

    Two sisters from Miami-Dade were arrested at the same time for DUIs in the Keys on Saturday night. The catch: there was only one car involved.

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    June 19, 2013

    Lock & Load: Machine Gun Experience Set to Open in Wynwood

    Miami, are you ready to get your Tony Montana game face on? Or perhaps you're feeling like James Cagney in The Public Enemy. Whichever fictional gangster you prefer, Lock & Load: Machine Gun Experience has the arsenal to satisfy your firearm fetish. Amid the art galleries of Wynwood, a 14,000-square ... More >>

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    June 14, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Watch Out

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    June 14, 2013

    Skunk Ape Sighting Reported in Florida

    Sure, the Skunk Ape doesn't actually exist, but damn do we love some Florida folklore. Several people pulled off a road recently in Myakka River State Park in Sarasota County to catch a glimpse of what they thought was the elusive Skunk Ape, Florida's very own and very smelly version of Big Foot.

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    June 12, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Biking Bubble

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    June 6, 2013

    There Was a Creepy Clown Statue Deep Inside Oleta River Park

    The Internet is abuzz that the woods of Miami are infested by creepy clowns after a Redditor posted an image of an eerie decapitated joker supposedly just chilling out near a bike path in Oleta River State Park sometime last year.

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    May 31, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Wynwood Warriors

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    May 28, 2013

    Florida Papa John's Employees Butt Dial Customer, Leave Voicemail Full of Racial Slurs

    Two Papa John's employees in Sanford, Florida have been fired after accidentally leaving a profanity and racial slur-laced voicemail for a customer. The message had apparently been left after a "butt dial," and one of the employes launches into a rendition of "The Marriage of Figaro" tinged with rac ... More >>

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    May 23, 2013

    Here's the Crazy New Vehicle Miami Beach Police Are Unveiling This Weekend

    The Miami Beach Police Department's plan to patrol South Beach during this Memorial Day Weekend is a lot like last year's, but this time they'll have a new tech addition: a cutting-edge light tactical all-terrain vehicle. The $140,000 LTV is on loan to the department this weekend.

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    May 22, 2013

    Florida Members of "Crazy White Boy" Gang Arrested for Bragging About Gang Membership on Facebook

    How crazy is that Crazy White Boy gang? So crazy members brag about being in gangs on Facebook and, get this, they don't even give a fuck. Whatever. Whatever. They do what they want. Or they did until they got arrested.

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    May 15, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Orange Glow

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    May 10, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Galleristas

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    May 9, 2013

    Ten Things Miami's Terrible Drivers Need to Learn

    Miami is notorious for its bad drivers. We know that it would be futile to try and teach you (yes, you) about things like the "speed limit" and that there is a difference between a yellow light and a freshly turned green light, but we figured someone should at least give you assholes a bit of a refr ... More >>

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    May 8, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: By the Reeds

    Today's photo comes from Yali Carames Photography's Flickr. If you'd like to see your photo here join our Flickr group. Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes.

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    May 7, 2013

    Marlins in the Midst of An Amazing Non-Sucking Streak

    The Miami Marlins have recently shocked the sports world by going on a breathtaking run in which the team has not completely sucked. A team that started of the season with just five wins in their first 24 games suddenly can now be described with such high praise as "competent," "slightly better than ... More >>

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    April 29, 2013

    Dolphins Player Mike Wallace Makes Homophobic Tweets Over Jason Collins News

    Earlier today, NBA player Jason Collins made history as the first active athlete in a major American sports league to come out as a gay. Just hours later, Miami Dolphins wide receiver Mike Wallace was just the latest athlete to come out as an idiot.

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    April 26, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Peek a Boo

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    April 25, 2013

    MEDA Responds to New Times Article on Wynwood Crackdown: "Compliance With the Law Is Not Optional"

    On Tuesday, New Times reported the backstory behind the recent police and code enforcement crackdown in Wynwood, which has led bar owners to suspect that Operation Dry Hour is more about downtown clubs stifling competition than about safety. When we looked into the allegations, we found that do ... More >>

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    April 25, 2013

    Barbara Bush Doesn't Think Jeb Should Run for President

    Your mother is the person who is supposed to believe in you no matter what -- the woman who says you can be anything you want to be. Of course, Barbara Bush has never been a woman who's afraid to tell it like she sees it, and on Today this morning, she said she doesn't think Jeb Bush should run for ... More >>

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    April 24, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Law & Order

    Today's photo comes from Blue Skyz Media's Flickr. If you'd like to see your photo here join our Flickr group. Please.Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes.

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    April 23, 2013

    TV Marti's Set Catches Fire After Cigarette Thrown in Trash Can

    The newsroom of Radio and TV Martí was set ablaze Sunday, but not by any angry pro-Castro forces. It was an inside job. Well, an accidental one. Apparently the fire started after someone threw a lit cigarette in a trash can.Though the fire caused some problems for the U.S. government-controlled bro ... More >>

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    April 23, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: At The Top

    Today's photo comes from Evan's Studio's Flickr. If you'd like to see your photo here join our Flickr group.Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes.

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    April 23, 2013

    The New Miami Dolphins Jerseys Have Leaked

    The new Miami Dolphins uniforms weren't supposed to be unveiled until Thursday, but it looks like they've hit the web a little earlier than scheduled. The only part of the new unis we'd seen till now had been a bit of white face mask.

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    April 18, 2013

    Dolphins' New Uniforms Include White Face Masks

    We've known for awhile what the new Dolphins logo has looked like, but the team has been much better at keeping the details of the uniform redesign under wraps. Today, the team released a sneak peek of the new helmet on Twitter. Judging from the image, we think this could be a lot more drastic than ... More >>

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    April 15, 2013

    Boston Marathon: Miami Runners Describes Finish

    The explosion at the Boston Marathon rippled throughout the country Monday night. Horrible pictures affected anyone like me who had ever run a marathon. Lots of South Florida runners were affected. A couple examples: The New Yorker is quoting Ken Bereski, from Miami, who they say had just finish ... More >>

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    April 11, 2013

    Another Day, Another Record-Low Crowd at Marlins Park, Another Fish Shutout

    Get used to that headline up there, Miami. If Riptide were a lazier sort of operation, we'd copy it onto our desktop and recycle it over and over during homestands. One day after setting a new low attendance mark at Marlins Park, the Fish shattered that record last night by drawing just 13,810. How ... More >>

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    April 9, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay

    Today's photo of the day comes from the Flickr of "sateshddirect." If you would like to see your picture here, join our Flickr group.Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes.

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    April 4, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: A Pelican Can

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    April 4, 2013

    Jim Larranaga Named AP Coach of the Year

    Sure, the 'Canes might not have made it as far in the tournament as your Miami pride and/or bracket would have hoped, but luckily head coach Jim Larranaga still managed to storm through the competition in the race for the AP Coach of the Year award.See also:- Miami Hurricanes Basketball Moves to NCA ... More >>

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    April 1, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Digital View

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    March 29, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Gator Pit

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    March 28, 2013

    Florida Bill Would Limit Miami-Dade Police's Use of Drones

    The Miami-Dade Police Department is one of the few local law enforcement agencies in the country that currently owns a drone. While they've never actually used the thing, legislation is making its way through the Florida legislator that would limit its usage if they ever do.

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    March 27, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Hanging Out

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    March 26, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Office Jungle

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    March 25, 2013

    Florida Teen Cut a Hole in a Store's Roof to Steal Four Loko

    Clerks at the Kwik King Food Store in Ocala, Florida, locked up for the night on March 19, and returned the next morning to discover that a hole had been cut in the store's ceiling and that several bottles of Monster energy drink and Four Loko were missing.Turns out they'd been hit by the teenage bo ... More >>

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    March 25, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Stand at Sunset

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    March 20, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: By the Tail

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    March 18, 2013

    Florida Man in Women's Clothes and Pink Fuzzy Slippers Robs Bank

    A man was bending genders and the law when he showed up to a PNC bank in Sebastian, Florida this week dressed in women's clothes complete with a handgun in his purse. While his lacy pink sweater and matching pink, fuzzy slippers suggested something casual, the man meant business and demanded cash fr ... More >>

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    March 18, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Under the Tree

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    March 11, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Locked Jaw

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    March 7, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Reflections

    Today's photo comes from Jorge Jane Photography's Flickr group. To see your photo here join our Flickr group.Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes.

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    March 6, 2013

    The Florida Senate Did the Harlem Shake; It Did Not Go Well

    OK, meme over. The Harlem Shake officially died yesterday in the Florida Senate.Yes, our legislators took on the popular meme, but not everything went well. Apparently, Republican Sen. David Simmons decided not to partake and got yelled at by a colleague who shouted, "C'mon, Simmons! For God's sake, ... More >>

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    March 6, 2013

    Florida Bill Would Require Bullet Buyers to Take Anger Management Classes

    State Senator Audrey Gibson, a Democrat out of Jacksonville, has caught the ire of gun right groups after introducing a bill that would require anyone who wishes to buy ammunition in Florida to complete an anger management class. The bill would also require a three day waiting period for the sale of ... More >>

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    March 5, 2013

    Acid Bomb Explodes in Miami Mailbox

    A mailbox in Miami got an unwelcome delivery this morning. After receiving reports of an explosion, authorities discovered that an "acid bomb" had gone off in a mailbox.At least it wasn't a bill! Amirite, fellow nonrich people? Bills. Those things just suck, huh?

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    March 1, 2013

    Florida Cops Pull Over Car and Find Drugs Hidden in Butts, Bras and Prosthetic Legs

    A Charlotte County Sheriff's deputy pulled over a car full of 20-somethings because its brake lights were broken, but the deputies then ended up playing an odd game of drug hide-and-seek as various substances were found tucked inside the bras, backsides and, yes, even prosthetic legs of the passenge ... More >>

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