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    May 15, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Orange Glow

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    May 10, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Galleristas

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    May 9, 2013

    Ten Things Miami's Terrible Drivers Need to Learn

    Miami is notorious for its bad drivers. We know that it would be futile to try and teach you (yes, you) about things like the "speed limit" and that there is a difference between a yellow light and a freshly turned green light, but we figured someone should at least give you assholes a bit of a refr ... More >>

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    May 8, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: By the Reeds

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    May 7, 2013

    Marlins in the Midst of An Amazing Non-Sucking Streak

    The Miami Marlins have recently shocked the sports world by going on a breathtaking run in which the team has not completely sucked. A team that started of the season with just five wins in their first 24 games suddenly can now be described with such high praise as "competent," "slightly better than ... More >>

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    April 29, 2013

    Dolphins Player Mike Wallace Makes Homophobic Tweets Over Jason Collins News

    Earlier today, NBA player Jason Collins made history as the first active athlete in a major American sports league to come out as a gay. Just hours later, Miami Dolphins wide receiver Mike Wallace was just the latest athlete to come out as an idiot.

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    April 26, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Peek a Boo

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    April 25, 2013

    MEDA Responds to New Times Article on Wynwood Crackdown: "Compliance With the Law Is Not Optional"

    On Tuesday, New Times reported the backstory behind the recent police and code enforcement crackdown in Wynwood, which has led bar owners to suspect that Operation Dry Hour is more about downtown clubs stifling competition than about safety. When we looked into the allegations, we found that do ... More >>

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    April 25, 2013

    Barbara Bush Doesn't Think Jeb Should Run for President

    Your mother is the person who is supposed to believe in you no matter what -- the woman who says you can be anything you want to be. Of course, Barbara Bush has never been a woman who's afraid to tell it like she sees it, and on Today this morning, she said she doesn't think Jeb Bush should run for ... More >>

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    April 24, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Law & Order

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    April 23, 2013

    TV Marti's Set Catches Fire After Cigarette Thrown in Trash Can

    The newsroom of Radio and TV Martí was set ablaze Sunday, but not by any angry pro-Castro forces. It was an inside job. Well, an accidental one. Apparently the fire started after someone threw a lit cigarette in a trash can.Though the fire caused some problems for the U.S. government-controlled bro ... More >>

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    April 23, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: At The Top

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    April 23, 2013

    The New Miami Dolphins Jerseys Have Leaked

    The new Miami Dolphins uniforms weren't supposed to be unveiled until Thursday, but it looks like they've hit the web a little earlier than scheduled. The only part of the new unis we'd seen till now had been a bit of white face mask.

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    April 18, 2013

    Dolphins' New Uniforms Include White Face Masks

    We've known for awhile what the new Dolphins logo has looked like, but the team has been much better at keeping the details of the uniform redesign under wraps. Today, the team released a sneak peek of the new helmet on Twitter. Judging from the image, we think this could be a lot more drastic than ... More >>

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    April 15, 2013

    Boston Marathon: Miami Runners Describes Finish

    The explosion at the Boston Marathon rippled throughout the country Monday night. Horrible pictures affected anyone like me who had ever run a marathon. Lots of South Florida runners were affected. A couple examples: The New Yorker is quoting Ken Bereski, from Miami, who they say had just finish ... More >>

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    April 11, 2013

    Another Day, Another Record-Low Crowd at Marlins Park, Another Fish Shutout

    Get used to that headline up there, Miami. If Riptide were a lazier sort of operation, we'd copy it onto our desktop and recycle it over and over during homestands. One day after setting a new low attendance mark at Marlins Park, the Fish shattered that record last night by drawing just 13,810. How ... More >>

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    April 9, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay

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    April 4, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: A Pelican Can

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    April 4, 2013

    Jim Larranaga Named AP Coach of the Year

    Sure, the 'Canes might not have made it as far in the tournament as your Miami pride and/or bracket would have hoped, but luckily head coach Jim Larranaga still managed to storm through the competition in the race for the AP Coach of the Year award.See also:- Miami Hurricanes Basketball Moves to NCA ... More >>

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    April 1, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Digital View

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    March 29, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Gator Pit

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    March 28, 2013

    Florida Bill Would Limit Miami-Dade Police's Use of Drones

    The Miami-Dade Police Department is one of the few local law enforcement agencies in the country that currently owns a drone. While they've never actually used the thing, legislation is making its way through the Florida legislator that would limit its usage if they ever do.

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    March 27, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Hanging Out

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    March 26, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Office Jungle

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    March 25, 2013

    Florida Teen Cut a Hole in a Store's Roof to Steal Four Loko

    Clerks at the Kwik King Food Store in Ocala, Florida, locked up for the night on March 19, and returned the next morning to discover that a hole had been cut in the store's ceiling and that several bottles of Monster energy drink and Four Loko were missing.Turns out they'd been hit by the teenage bo ... More >>

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    March 25, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Stand at Sunset

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    March 20, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: By the Tail

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    March 18, 2013

    Florida Man in Women's Clothes and Pink Fuzzy Slippers Robs Bank

    A man was bending genders and the law when he showed up to a PNC bank in Sebastian, Florida this week dressed in women's clothes complete with a handgun in his purse. While his lacy pink sweater and matching pink, fuzzy slippers suggested something casual, the man meant business and demanded cash fr ... More >>

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    March 18, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Under the Tree

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    March 11, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Locked Jaw

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    March 7, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Reflections

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    March 6, 2013

    The Florida Senate Did the Harlem Shake; It Did Not Go Well

    OK, meme over. The Harlem Shake officially died yesterday in the Florida Senate.Yes, our legislators took on the popular meme, but not everything went well. Apparently, Republican Sen. David Simmons decided not to partake and got yelled at by a colleague who shouted, "C'mon, Simmons! For God's sake, ... More >>

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    March 6, 2013

    Florida Bill Would Require Bullet Buyers to Take Anger Management Classes

    State Senator Audrey Gibson, a Democrat out of Jacksonville, has caught the ire of gun right groups after introducing a bill that would require anyone who wishes to buy ammunition in Florida to complete an anger management class. The bill would also require a three day waiting period for the sale of ... More >>

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    March 5, 2013

    Acid Bomb Explodes in Miami Mailbox

    A mailbox in Miami got an unwelcome delivery this morning. After receiving reports of an explosion, authorities discovered that an "acid bomb" had gone off in a mailbox.At least it wasn't a bill! Amirite, fellow nonrich people? Bills. Those things just suck, huh?

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    March 1, 2013

    The Miami Heat Make a Harlem Shake Video Because Why The Hell Not?

    When you're kicking ass on the court, you can pretty much do whatever you want off of it. The Chicago Bears had the "Super Bowl Shuffle" back in 1986. Now the Miami Heat have made their claim to this year's meme, the Harlem Shake.And a helluva claim it is, with King James prancing around in a crown ... More >>

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    March 1, 2013

    Florida Cops Pull Over Car and Find Drugs Hidden in Butts, Bras and Prosthetic Legs

    A Charlotte County Sheriff's deputy pulled over a car full of 20-somethings because its brake lights were broken, but the deputies then ended up playing an odd game of drug hide-and-seek as various substances were found tucked inside the bras, backsides and, yes, even prosthetic legs of the passenge ... More >>

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    February 28, 2013

    World Outgames, the "Gay Olympics," Will Be Held in Miami Beach in 2017

    Miami may never host the Olympics, and our hopes of future Super Bowls are in doubt, but don't worry, we're still a major destination for international sporting competitions. In fact, Miami Beach just beat out Reykjavík, Iceland, to host the World Outgames in 2017.

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    February 25, 2013

    Gunplay Has Armed Robbery and Assault Charges Dropped

    Gunplay won't be headed to prison for life after all. The up-an-coming Miami rapper had been facing charges of armed robbery and assault after video surfaced of him allegedly robbing his own accountant at gun point. Despite the video evidence, the case fell apart because the victim refused to cooper ... More >>

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    February 21, 2013

    West Little Havana Strip Mall Fire Kills 30 Puppies

    After Miami firefighters got control of a blaze tearing through a strip mall in west Little Havana late last night, they made a gruesome discovery inside the charred building: at least 30 puppies dead inside a gutted pet shop. "That smoke filled up that entire building pretty quickly," Lt. Ignatius ... More >>

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    February 12, 2013

    102-Year-Old Miami Woman Who Waited Hours to Vote Will Sit With Michelle Obama During SOTU

    Marco Rubio may be delivering the Republican response to Barack Obama's State of the Union speech tonight, but he won't be the only local face you'll see on TV. Desiline Victor, age 102, has been chosen to sit with First Lady Michelle Obama during the proceedings. 

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    January 23, 2013

    Another Bootleg Butt Doc Busted After Krazy Glue Surgeries In South Florida Motel Go Awry

    Miami was captivated in November 2011 when a would-be plastic surgeon with a prodigious ass named Oneal Morris was arrested after injecting mixtures including Fix-a-Flat into her patients' butts. Now it seems like Morris was only the tip of the bootleg butt doc industry in South Florida.A Pahokee ma ... More >>

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    January 23, 2013

    305 Photo of the Day: Bike Trail

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    January 22, 2013

    Watch LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Sing "Rock With You" and "If I Ever Fall in Love"

    So, Shane Battier's annual celebrity karaoke event went down this weekend at the Eden Roc Hotel, and if you couldn't afford the $250 tickets to the charity event, don't worry. Of course some video evidence has leaked.

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    January 15, 2013

    Brad Meltzer, Miami Author and TV Host, Releases Assassination-Themed Novel Just In Time For Inauguration Week

    For two years, a slight, balding man in Miami has hunched over his desk, making dozens of calls a day peppered with phrases custom-built to perk up Secret Service ears: "assassination," "president," "John Wilkes Booth." This week, just days before Obama is sworn in for his second term, his fiendish ... More >>

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    January 15, 2013

    Video: Tarpon "Swallows" Man's Arm at Keys Tourist Attraction

    Anyone whose headed down U.S. 1 in the Keys has likely stopped at Robbie's in Islamorada. Its docks are famous for attracting dozens of huge tarpons, and the place sells buckets of bait fish so you can hand feed them.Well, usually they just eat the fish. However one man ended up in an epic struggle ... More >>

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    January 14, 2013

    Here Are Renderings of a Renovated Sun Life Stadium; Team Clarifies They Aren't Threatening to Move

    This morning came news that the Miami Dolphins were ready to finally officially ask for cool $400 million to renovate the aging Sun Life Stadium. During the official press conference the team unveiled photos of what the face lift would actually look like.Team owner Stephen Ross also made what some t ... More >>

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    January 11, 2013

    The Florida Lottery Logo Has Been Redesigned to Look Like A Creepy Kids Movie Character

    For most of my life, every time I've walked into a gas station or a grocery store I've been greeted one way or another by the delightfully '80s logo of the Florida Lottery. Most things have changed since 1988. That logo has remained a constant.Until now. The Florida Lottery logo has undergone a majo ... More >>

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    January 7, 2013

    Here's a Video of Shane Battier Singing The Love Boat Theme Song in a Captain's Hat

    Shane Battier: great three-point shooter. Horrible singer.That didn't stop the Miami Heat forward from belting out the theme from The Love Boat on YouTube to promote his upcoming star-studded karaoke-themed charity gala.

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    December 27, 2012

    $80,000 of Fancy Hair Products Stolen from Kendall Warehouse

    Oh, girl, hope you're not getting your hair did soon, because Miami has experienced what we imagine must be one of the biggest hair care heists of all time.Thieves struck a warehouse in West Kendall on Sunday night and wiped the business clean of $80,000 worth of fancy hair products.

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    December 26, 2012

    Is This the New Miami Dolphins Logo?

    The Miami Dolphins hinted earlier this year that they might soon change their logo, and at first we figured the change would only be minimal. After all, the team has been using variations of the same basic "jumping helmeted dolphins in the sun" motif for its entire existence, but then came word that ... More >>

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