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  • Blogs

    April 5, 2012

    LeBron James Leads Heat In Big Win Over the Oklahoma City Thunder

    Everybody can unclench their assholes now.The Miami Heat are fine.LeBron James decided to remind the world once again that he does, in fact, have the biggest dong of them all. Behind a 34 point, 10-assist performance, James led the Miami Heat to a 98-93 win over the Oklahoma City Thunder last night, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 8, 2011

    Shane Battier Says He's Signing With the Heat UPDATE: And Eddy Curry Too

    ​So despite the fact that the Miami Heat are severely hurting in the point guard and center spots, their first signing priority this season was apparently the owner's son's college buddy.In the first indication of the team's signing decisions, Shane Battier has announced he'll be playing for the H ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 27, 2011

    Wade, James and Bosh to Host Charity All-Star Game at FIU

    Dwyane Wade, LeBron James and Chris Bosh haven't played together since the last game of the NBA Finals, and with the lockout in full effect we weren't sure when it would happen again. That's about to change. The trio is expected to announce plan for a charity All-Star game at FIU on Octobe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 24, 2011

    Defense Helps Heat Rally Past Pistons

    ​There are nights when the Miami Heat completely annihilate an inferior opponent and leave them buried in their wake of awesomeness by twenty or thirty points. Last night was not one of those nights.The Heat had to rally hard and overcome an eleven-point deficit in last night's 100-94 win over the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 15, 2011

    Heat Avenge 30-Point Loss to the Spurs With 30-Point Win

    ​Just ten days ago, the Miami Heat were in the midst of a five-game losing streak that included a season sweep at the hands of the Chicago Bulls and a press conference where head coach Erik Spoelstra told everyone that his players were crying after a loss. In the mix was also a 30-point loss to th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 15, 2011

    Udonis Haslem Returns to Practice, Might Play Again Soon

    ​Fan favorite, Miami Heat co-captain, and only actual local boy on the team, Udonis Haslem has returned to practice after tearing a ligament in his foot this past November. ESPN reports Haslem took part in shooting drills during team practice yesterday and that a return to competition before t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 25, 2010

    Heat Dominate Lakers in Christmas Day Showdown

    ​It was hailed as the most highly anticipated NBA game in the history of everything ever! The NBA game of NBA games! The game that was going to blow your ass off with its sheer apocalyptic awesome! And, in the end, the Miami Heat took down the defending NBA champion Los Angeles Lakers 96-80 in the ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 2, 2010

    Cavlier Attitude

    ​It was hailed as the most highly anticipated NBA game in the history of everything ever! The NBA game of NBA games! The game that was going to blow your ass off with its sheer apocalyptic awesome! And, in the end, the Miami Heat took down the defending NBA champion Los Angeles Lakers 96-80 in the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 23, 2010

    Pat Riley, It's Time to Get Back in the Game

    ​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke recommends Pat Riley pull a Stan Van Gundy on Erik Spoelstra.Pat Riley needs to stop wasting time writing love poems to h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 28, 2010

    Ex-Heat Star Antoine Walker Files for Bankruptcy

    via Wiki CommonWhile his ex-fiance Evelyn Lozada is living it up on the hit show Basketball Wives, former Heat star Antoine Walker has filed for bankruptcy. The forward helped the Heat secure their 2006 NBA championship, but his professional life has faltered ever since.The bankruptcy was filed last ... More >>

  • News

    February 11, 2010

    Isiah Thomas struggles to reshape FIU hoops

    via Wiki CommonWhile his ex-fiance Evelyn Lozada is living it up on the hit show Basketball Wives, former Heat star Antoine Walker has filed for bankruptcy. The forward helped the Heat secure their 2006 NBA championship, but his professional life has faltered ever since.The bankruptcy was filed last ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 14, 2009

    News Roundup: One Epic Hotel Guest Dead, 400 Relocated

    The Epic Hotel, in its quest to be fancy, has killed a man and hospitalized two others. It installed a powerful water filtration system that actually filtered out chlorine and caused the bacteria responsible for Legionnaires' disease to grow. Four hundred guests were evacuated while the ho ... More >>

  • Calendar

    October 15, 2009

    Take It, B-Easy

    The Epic Hotel, in its quest to be fancy, has killed a man and hospitalized two others. It installed a powerful water filtration system that actually filtered out chlorine and caused the bacteria responsible for Legionnaires' disease to grow. Four hundred guests were evacuated while the ho ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 14, 2009

    Former Heat Player Antoine Walker Owes Casinos $822,500 in Gambling Debts

    via Wiki CommonsNBA forward Antoine Walker has bounced around to six teams and won the equivalent of the trade lottery when he played for the Miami Heat in 2005, winning an NBA Championship with the team less than a year later. His luck in Vegas casinos hasn't been as good. The Las Vegas District ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 4, 2009

    The Heat Is Done. Now Can We All Agree the Team Drafted the Wrong Guy?

    The Heat's season ended yesterday pretty much the same way it played out all year long -- as a one-man D-Wade show. via Wikimedia CommonsOops. Wrong pick.Unfortunately for the Heat, Sunday's game was one of those "Wade can't possibly carry these clowns all by himself" duds, instead of those "Holy cr ... More >>

  • Music

    January 8, 2009

    Head Spins: DJ Affect

    South Florida's busiest head-spinner.

  • Blogs

    January 5, 2009

    Head Spins: DJ Affect

    One gets the impression that if there were eight days in a week, DJ Affect would be spinning each and every one of 'em. Hell, it's a bet he'd be spinning every day of the week if there were 10 or 12 or 20 -- that's how driven the cat is. When you're already spinning seven out of seven, what's a few ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 25, 2008

    Let’s Start the Debate

    Number one pick Derrick Rose versus number two pick Michael Beasley.

  • Blogs

    October 22, 2008

    News Roundup

    Number one pick Derrick Rose versus number two pick Michael Beasley.

  • Blogs

    October 22, 2008

    Memphis Grizzlies Greeted by Confused Cheering Fans in Miami

    Number one pick Derrick Rose versus number two pick Michael Beasley.

  • Blogs

    June 25, 2008

    Thanks to Shawn Marion, the Heat Now Have More Options

    Number one pick Derrick Rose versus number two pick Michael Beasley.

  • Blogs

    June 13, 2008

    Heat and Mayo Together Doesn’t Sound Very Delicious

    Number one pick Derrick Rose versus number two pick Michael Beasley.

  • Calendar

    January 19, 2006

    The Heat Times Three

    Number one pick Derrick Rose versus number two pick Michael Beasley.

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