If you think writing a good catchy jingle is easy, think again,
young grasshopper. For every "You Deserve a Break Today" and "I Wish I
Were an Oscar Meyer Weiner," there are dozens of cringe-worthy losers.
They are the musical equivalent of road kill, but still demand attention. Then, like some p ... More >>
Rick Perry has dropped out of the race and returned to Racial Slur Hideaway, Herman Cain is now making unwanted advances on his housecats, Rick Santorum's last name is a synonym for booty juice, and Newt Gingrich is an angry, sexed-up troll with facial hemorrhoids.
Even with Newt's victory in Sout ... More >>
Catholicos, it's Lent time! Cuaresma, baby! Time for to behave really good. Time to make up for all the sinning and loving ladies and inappropriate gyrating. Time for me to undo the damage of having become a Cuban-American Idol. In Catholic school I was told to give up something during the 40 days o ... More >>