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Best of Miami 2013's Best Band: Teepee

Hey, kids. In just seven days, print copies of New Times' 2013 Best of Miami issue will plop onto street corners, loaded with 330 winners across categories such as "Best Hot Dog," "Best Strip Club," and "Best Place to Go Stoned." But today, we here at Crossfade got a preview. And Miami's Best Band ... More >>

Hurricanes Hoops Move Up to No. 2 in AP Poll, But Can They Make it to No. 1?

Another week, another historic ranking for the University of Miami's men's basketball team. Thanks to Duke's loss to Maryland and the Canes' buzzer beater against Clemson, the team has moved up to number two in the polls. It's the team's highest ranking in school history, and also the first time tha ... More >>

Estiatorio Milos: Exquisite Greek Seafood for Eye-Poppingly High Checks

Brother Jimmy's BBQ: Cheap Drinks, Good Barbecue, and Fun Times

Brother Jimmy's BBQ is set to open soon at Mary Brickell Village, bringing the popular New York City mini-chain to South Florida. Jim Goldman, one of the principals, showed me around the restaurant. The floors were being worked on, so we chatted outside for a while.It was during that chat that I fou ... More >>

Subway to Launch Vegan Sandwich Line

Subway is rolling out three new vegan sandwich options, in response to increased demand for meals on the go sans animal products. The Malibu Greek, Sweet Riblet, and Italian Black Bean subs are slated to roll out in select Subway locations in Maryland, Washington D.C., and Virginia. Compassion Over ... More >>

Florida is America's #1 State for Fraud

Hey, *pssst*, I've got a plot of beachfront property in beautiful Hialeah to sell you for just $10k. Yeah, I'm just gonna need your social and bank account info, and its as good as yours. Yes, to no ones surprise 247WallSt.com has ranked our sunny state of Florida number one in the shady arena ... More >>

Kiss and Mötley Crüe Announce "Biggest, Baddest Rock Tour," Playing Cruzan Amphitheater in July

​When he's not pushing Dr Pepper or exposing his Family Jewels on A&E, Gene Simmons rocks silly makeup and platform shoes as the legendary lead singer of Kiss. Similarly, when he's not dubstepping aboard Holy Ship! or steering megayachts with his penis, Tommy Lee beats the skins for arena rock ... More >>

TV Marti's New Plan For Toppling Castro: Spamming Cuban Cell Phones

​For 26 years, taxpayers have poured hundreds of millions into Doral-based TV and Radio Marti to beam American news into Cuba with the idea that keeping Havana abreast of Florida Marlins' scores will inspire Cubanos to rise up against the Castros. But Fidel is far too wily for that -- the station ... More >>

Wine Dinner Line-Up: DB, The Setai and Meat Market's Last Stand

db Bistro ModerneChef Verbiak's "pressee" of poultry and foie gras.​There seems to be an abundance of wine pairing dinners happening both on and off the beach, providing a glorious opportunity to do a little high-end boozing. Sure, these prix-fixe gatherings can get a little expensive, but since t ... More >>

Jacory Harris to Start Against Ohio State

​Jacory Harris will start for the Miami Hurricanes when the team makes its home debut in ten days against Ohio State according to USA Today. Harris, a senior, sat out the Maryland game due to his involvement in the Nevin Shapiro scandal, but will return to take over his starting duties despite ... More >>

Truluck's on Brickell keeps on truckin'

Video: Drunken Swedish House Mafia Crowd Fights Miami Beach PD

via YouTube​Along with an alleged gang rape at the Fontainebleau and an intoxicated drowning death at the Clevelander, Ultra Weekend also brought us a scary near riot on South Beach as a drunken crowd surrounded and taunted two cops trying to arrest an unruly couple outside a Swedish House Ma ... More >>

Six Canes Football Players Suspended for Season Opener

​While the program remains officially silent, a report by InsideTheU.com that six Hurricanes football players have been suspended for next season's opener against Maryland has now been confirmed by two NBCMiami sources. Seantrel Henderson, one of the top recruits in the nation in the class of ... More >>

Can Police Arrest You For Videotaping Them? Four Miami Friends Find Out the Hard Way

photo by Popperipopp via Wikimedia Commons​When a Miami Beach officer started loudly berating Robert Hammonds and his friends in September 2009, the aspiring filmmaker did what came naturally: He pulled out his videocamera and filmed it. Hammonds had no idea that that simple act would cast him int ... More >>

University of Miami Women's Basketball Enters Top 25

​Those of us who bleed orange and green may have been left holding back tears of orange and green after the disappointing football season, but cheer up Hurricanes fans. The most promising University of Miami team so far this year appears to be the women's basketball Ttam. They entered the AP p ... More >>

Jacory Harris to Sit Out Canes' Homecoming Game Against Maryland

Any University of Miami alumni traveling back to Coral Gables this weekend to catch the homecoming game against Maryland won't see Canes colorful QB Jacory Harris in action. Instead, they'll get a peek at the Canes' future when true freshman Stephen Morris takes control of the Miami offense. 

Do the Hurricanes Have Ugly Helmets? Rivals.com Thinks So

​Maybe we're biased, but we think the University of Miami athletics logo is one of the most original and aesthetically pleasing in all of sports. It's minimalist yet says so much. However, in its ACC preview, Rivals' group of experts seems to think the team's helmet, which features the logo, is th ... More >>

Suis La Lune

Miss Real Screamo? Check Out Sweden's Suis La Lune at Churchill's June 27

CC by 2.0, via wot nxt on Flickr​If you're gainfully employed, Sunday may not the ideal evening for checking out killer rock at Churchill's. This week, though, it's worth the case of the Mondays, though, if you're among those with an appreciation for the long-lost version of '90s punk/hardcore tha ... More >>

Tonight! Fear Factory at Culture Room

It has been 21 years since Fear Factory unleashed its racket, which has over time become a major influence on the landscape of American metal. It has also, in a bizarre manner, mirrored corporate America in the mentality that the band is first and foremost a business. While undergoing lineup chan ... More >>

Miami Hurricanes 2010 Schedule Released

The ACC released its 2010 schedules today. The Hurricanes will open their season Thursday, September 2, against FAMU, but things get considerably harder after that, when the Canes take on two out-of-conference teams that finished well ahead of them in the Top 25 last season.They'll have ten days aft ... More >>

There’s a Time Machine in the Gables

RPOF Chair: Pelosi Will Force You To Get an Abortion

​I think everyone can agree we need to reform health care in this country one way or another (if you don't you're either greedy or not paying attention), and since the Democrats are currently in control they're the ones taking a shot at it. Speaker Nancy Pelosi and House Majoirty Leader Steny ... More >>

Head Spins: DJ M.Dot

The sportiest DJ in South Florida.

Surf Nazis on Ecstasy

Don't Let the Name Scare You

High School Basketball Stars May Have Served You McNuggets

via Kevin Cole's flickrThe McDonald's All-American High School basketball games goes off tomorrow on the UM campus. The Washington Post has been posting blog dispatches from Maryland's National Christian Academy stand out Dante Taylor. He has been having all sorts of fun in Miami. He's swam with dol ... More >>

Letters from the Issue of October 23, 2008

"Any story that involves strippers and hip-hop that's not derogatory but informative is cool with me."

Letters from the Issue of July 20, 2006

The birds' livers can enlarge up to ten times their normal size"

Joy Ride

Ring Theatre teaches a bit about handling a stick

BEST SANDWICH SHOP

Frankie's Big City Grill

Off the Popular Path

Seek out Tangerine for stellar starters

They Shoot Up Horses, Don't They?

Owner Michael Gill and trainer Mark Shuman, exonerated by lab test, hit back

Riptide

Serious downplaying

There Goes the Bride

Runaway Bride

Into the Woods

Night & Day

April 22-28, 1999

News of the Weird

Letters

News of the Weird

Letters

Addicted to Addiction

University of Miami's Deborah Mash believes ibogaine could be the wonder drug to end all drugs. And she's ready to risk everything to prove it.

Paintings from the Edge

News of the Weird

News of the Weird

Letters

The Accidental Tourist

Lab Rats

Some people sign up to test experimental drugs for the good of mankind. Others do it for the money. Meet Miami's professional pincushions.

Wirtz for Wear

Slap on some polyester and drop to your knees for the Rev. Billy C.

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