Marriage

Orlando Megachurch Pastors Keep Having Affairs and Resigning

There's hot new church trend sweeping Orlando's thriving megachurch scene: pastors sleeping with ladies who aren't their wives. For the third time in the last six months, a leader of a popular church in Orlando has resigned after admitting to damaging the sanctity of his marriage.

Suze Orman May Leave Florida Over Gay Marriage and Taxes

Financial guru Suze Orman may be packing up her partner and her jacket collection and moving to a state that recognizes gay marriage if the Supreme Court overturns DOMA.Orman currently lives in Fort Lauderdale with partner Kathy Travis, but the tax breaks that could come with federally recognized ma ... More >>

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Connie Mack's Wife, Mary Bono Mack, May Have Lost Her Election Last Night Too

It appears that Connie Mack IV won't even get to return to D.C. as a member of the House spouse's club. His wife, Mary Bono Mack, served in a House district representing Palm Springs, California, and after coming up short in the early vote tally, local media is now painting her Democratic challenger ... More >>

R. Kelly Says The Notebook Caused His Divorce, Allegedly Frequents Movie Theaters Alone

If you didn't cry while watching The Notebook with your girlfriend, you're a heartless bastard. The film, based on a Nicholas Sparks novel, is the one of the sweetest, most romantic movies ever produced. Touching enough that it moved R. Kelly to tears. But the R&B crooner and accused pee fet ... More >>

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Lesbian Couple Denied Name Change Because Their Marriage "Means Nothing to the State of Florida"

via WTSP The Lambert-Jolleys​As Florida residents, Rachel and Charlotte Lambert-Jolley knew that their marriage in Connecticut, where same sex weddings are legal, wouldn't be recognized in their own home state. They at least hoped, however, that it would help expedite the process of legally changi ... More >>

Ileana Ros-Lehtinen Becomes First and Only Republican to Back the Repeal of the Defense of Marriage Act

​Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen is boldly breaking away from the rest of the Republican party to become the first and likely only Republican to co-sponsor a bill that would repeal the Defense of Marriage Act. Ros-Lehtinen, currently the most senior female Republican member of the house and chairwoman of ... More >>

Bait, Bed, and Switch

Anthony Weiner and Wife Celebrate Anniversary in Miami Beach

​Where do you take your pregnant wife for your first wedding anniversary after the very public exposure of your extramarital online dalliances forced you to resign your congressional seat? Miami Beach, apparently. And where do you dine so news of your apparently loving dinner gets leaked to the go ... More >>

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Want to Get Married in a Parking Garage? One Couple Did This Weekend

​Parking in Miami Beach can be such a pain sometimes. So we all know the joy of finally finding that perfect spot. Strange feelings of wanting to get down on one knee and proposing to the meter aren't out of the question. But would you actually want to hold you wedding in a parking garage? Nina Jo ... More >>

Dwayne Johnson Has a Message for the Hurricanes and a Strange Beard

​Given Virginia Tech's failure against Boise State last night, we guess it's up to the Hurricanes to defend the honor of the ACC against a Top 5 opponent next week at Ohio State. We'll probably go through the rest of the week with nervous optimism, but it's nice to see that Dwayne "formerly the Ro ... More >>

What's a little marriage fraud between amigos?

It's a felony, sure, but in the absence of real immigration reform, some young, assimilated illegal immigrants see it as their best path to citizenship.

Rudy Moise's Campaign Hits a New Low

Rudy Moise is campaigning for U.S. Congress​Rudy Moise must be desperate for cash to finance his political campaign. The Haitian physician is running for the U.S. congressional seat being vacated by Kendrick Meek, who is running for the Democratic Party's nomination in the U.S. Senate race.This af ... More >>

Shaq's Soon-To-Be Ex-Wife Blames Miami for Divorce

via EssenceShaunie O'Neal​Shaquille O'Neal's trade to the Heat may have been good for the team, but apparently bad for his marriage.His very-soon-to-be-ex-wife Shaunie has blamed the entire city of Miami for their pending divorce, or more specifically all the hoochies in the arena who show up in b ... More >>

FFF: For Shellfish Lovers Only

​The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife.""Well, tell me!" the man said.The policeman said, "We have some bad ... More >>

Husband wants oral sex from wife again

Reality Bites, Poops, and Cries

Parenting isn't as easy as celebrities make it look.

Magic City Kitty: Could My Baby Get a Reality Show?

​Hello, Kitty: All of this talk about celebrities having babies has my wife really wanting to conceive, but I don't think we're ready. Hell, I'm not ready. We've been married for three years and both of us have steady jobs, but I'm 26 and she's 24. I want to enjoy the rest of my 20s befor ... More >>

Friday Food Funnies: Assorted Chucklers

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. ~Woody AllenNow that it's fashionable to reveal intimate details of married life, I can state publicly that my wife, Alice, has a weird predilection for limiting our family to three meals a day. ~Calvin Tri ... More >>

From the Boardroom to the Bedroom

She's sleeping with a co-worker. Will he divorce his wife for her?

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Friday Food Funnies: Restaurants

I went to a fancy French restaurant called 'Deja Vu'. The headwaiter said, 'Don't I know you?' ~Rod SchmidtHave you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere. ~UnknownA cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. ~Morey AmsterdamA gourmet res ... More >>

Three Was Company

When a mènage á trois becomes a twosome.

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Is He a Swinger or a Cheater?

Magic City Kitty has the answer.

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Far from Heaven

Obviously inspired by Todd Haynes, this competent '50s domestic drama doesn’t quite compare.

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Denise Calvo: Murder Suspect

Tales of illicit affairs, heavy drug use, prostitutes, a strained marriage -- no wonder police are suspicious

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