Marge Simpson

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    October 23, 2014
  • Blogs

    May 30, 2014

    Mugshots Friday: Allergic to Broke

    Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 8, 2012

    Gisele Bundchen and Eight Other Women Who Stand by Their Men

    ​Can we all stop hating on Gisele Bundchen? The lady has had a pretty stressful week. First she had to watch her husband, Tom Brady, completely choke in his starring role on the most-watched TV show of all time. Then she had to pretend she thought he did a really excellent job. Cameras captured he ... More >>

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    May 4, 2010

    Top 10 TV Moms Who Cook For Mother's Day

    ​Your mom can't cook. Or that's what you always said. You watched those ladies on the tube, and thought it looked so damn easy. Hell. some of 'em were even hot. Well, that was all made up, you jerk. So before you nail mom again for another year -- starting this Sunday on Mother's Day,  check ... More >>

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    August 28, 2008
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    July 27, 2007
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    March 24, 2005

    The Bitch

    New Math

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    December 19, 2002

    Star Bores

    It was bad enough on a smaller screen -- and IMAX can do nothing to make Star Wars good again