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Subject: Marc Sarnoff

  • Lame-O-Zine

    March 2, 2007
  • Will Dogs Dally With Diners?

    January 24, 2007
  • A Pox on Vox Populi

    December 4, 2006
  • Souring on Sarnoff?

    November 20, 2006
  • Puppeteering Proof!

    November 13, 2006
  • Sarnoff the Soldier

    September 20, 2006
  • Diaz Spanks Sarnoff

    May 10, 2007
  • Skewer Sarnoff

    June 11, 2007
  • Socialist Workers, Unite! (In Anonymity, Of Course)

    October 22, 2007
  • More Dirt on Commissioner Spence-Jones

    December 20, 2007
  • Spence-Jones Looks for Support in Familiar Places

    December 28, 2007
  • Signs of the Times

    February 14, 2008
  • Politicians Get Peek-a-Boo from Bicyclists

    February 13, 2008
  • Support Sarnoff, Get Paid

    February 12, 2008
  • Sarnoff's Agenda Hyjacked

    February 14, 2008
  • Weekly News Wrap - Marlins Look for a Stadium, Pet Amnesty, Oral Sex Invite and more

    February 22, 2008
  • Marc Sarnoff Lies About His Lineage

    February 26, 2008
  • Marc Sarnoff Edits His Biography

    February 28, 2008
  • Sarnoff's Antics on YouTube

    April 1, 2008
  • Surprise Pregnancy Stuns EMTs

    October 4, 2007
  • One Mortgage Crisis Solution: Scrap That Condo Tower, Build a Park

    They gathered in front of a rusty chainlink fence and a graffiti-covered "No Trespassing" sign: Mayor Manny Diaz, Commissioner Marc Sarnoff, and megadeveloper Tibor Hollo.Behind the fence, littered with plastic bottles and crushed Coke cans, stretched two acres of land facing an incredible view: Biscayne Bay lapping quietly against a concrete barrier, cars speeding over the causeway to Key Biscayne, and Fisher Island swimming on the horizon.Two years ago, any developer in the hemisphere would ha

    December 17, 2008
  • News Roundup

    Someone pinch me. Is this really happening? The Dolphins came back from a half-time deficit to eek out a win over the Chiefs in the coldest game in franchise history. [NFL]Even better, the Jets crashed to the lousy Seahawks. The Fins will still have to beat the Jets for a playoff birth next week, but momentum is now definitely on their side. [ESPN]Mayor Carlos Alvarez's son was released from jail in October, after serving 13 1/2 years for various sexual crimes. He lives a cou

    December 22, 2008
  • Esto solo pasa en Meeyami

    Today, the last day of 2008, Banana Republican highlights his ten favorite news stories of the year, the tales that truly capture life in a sun-drenched, third-world dimension. 10. Marc Sarnoff's Memo to Himself. The Coconut Grove loving city commissioner has a super secret meeting with Joe Arriola at which time the former city manager informs Sarnoff that another city commissioner, Michelle Spence-Jones, is shaking down developers. After the clandestine encounter, Sarnoff jots down the detai

    December 31, 2008
  • Commissioners to Meet on Sex Offenders

    It has been almost two years since New Times exposed a disturbing, state-mandated colony of sex offenders living under the Julia Tuttle Causeway. Since then, city commissioners have received dozens of angry letters, international news programs have aired footage, and the amount of banished men under the bridge has doubled. When it comes to state policy, though, zero has changed. Tomorrow, Miami City Commissioner Marc Sarnoff promises to take a better-late-than-never approach by proposing a res

    February 11, 2009
  • Sarnoff, Commission Say 'No Thanks' To $1.9 Billion Stadium Commitment -- For Now

    This can't come as a shock to anyone, can it? Surely even the most passionate Marlins fans in South Florida -- all 500 of them -- probably spit out some coffee on their Miami Herald this morning when they read the latest details on how much the new Fish stadium would cost taxpayers in the long run.Here's the eye-bulging numbers if you missed them:  40 years and $1.9 billion to repay the county's  $326 million obligation. Allow Riptide to use our best angry/confused Ron Burgandy voice t

    February 13, 2009
  • News Roundup

    LocalGetting laid off individually is so trite. The new trend is to be part of a mass layoff. Unfortunately, all of your friends are doing it. [Herald]We're number one! This time in highest health-care costs in the nation. [Herald]Miami Commissioner Marc Sarnoff will bring up a resolution at today's council meeting that would prohibit the city from dealing with businesses that hire foreign workers with H2B visas. Gee, with thousands of people lining up for fire-rescue jobs, there seems to be eno

    February 26, 2009
  • Marlins Stadium Skeptics

    Fish, listen up! Your new neighbors don't trust you.

    March 26, 2009
  • Perversion and Justice

    February 19, 2009
  • Letters from the Issue of March 27, 2008

    "To think otherwise would imply he is a panderer and a racist."

    March 27, 2008
  • Cops Are Cranky

    Miami spends $50K to find out the obvious.

    March 27, 2008
  • Letters from the Issue of March 13, 2008

    "Miami-Dade County government is badly in need of a federal enema."

    March 13, 2008
  • Letters from the Issue of March 6, 2008

    "She can try out for American Idol as a reporter."

    March 6, 2008
  • Letters from the Issue of February 28, 2008

    "People need to know the truth about him. He makes me sick!"

    February 28, 2008
  • Sarnoff Shmarnoff

    Commissioner Marc's claim to a famous bloodline just might be fiction.

    February 28, 2008
  • Letters from the Issue of February 21, 2008

    "If the biggest issue some Grovites have to fight about is a dog park, I suggest they all get a life."

    February 21, 2008
  • Sarnoff Turns His Back on Blacks

    Coconut Grove's other half feels left out.

    February 21, 2008
  • City Hall Stinks

    There's a war on Dinner Key, and Marc Sarnoff is a bomb-thrower.

    February 14, 2008
  • Parks Bond Languishes

    Miami leaders scared voters into approving a $255-million bond that's gone nowhere.

    February 7, 2008
  • Letters from the Issue of October 25, 2007

    October 25, 2007
  • Another No-Confidence Vote for Timoney

    October 18, 2007
  • Ban Those Bags

    October 11, 2007
  • Sign of Sleaze

    September 6, 2007
  • Too Hot to Care

    August 2, 2007
  • Iron Boy

    May 10, 2007
  • Letters from the Issue of November 23, 2006

    November 23, 2006
  • District 2 Dustup

    November 2, 2006
  • Lime Fresh Midtown Grand Opening

    Lime Fresh Mexican Grill is officially open for business in Midtown (on the corner of Buena Vista Avenue and NE 34th Street, in Miami, just south of the Target and one block east of North Miami Avenue). Last Thursday's grand-opening festivities included a free taco bar, complimentary hors d'oeurves, free beer, cocktails, DJ's, a live mariachi band, and a 93 Rock giveaway tent.   There was also a silent auction to benefit the Humane Society of Greater Miami. Lime donated $2,000 to the

    April 20, 2009
  • Dancing with the Pols

    Coming in November, the City of Miami's public access channel will try its hand at some new, innovative programming to get residents amped up about the Magic City's elected officials. It's a variety show based loosely on the popular television series Dancing with the Stars. And the first contestants are commissioners Marc Sarnoff and Joe Sanchez, who is running for mayor against Tomas Regalado.Banana Republican recently received via e-mail a rough cut of the pilot episode. Check it out:Try J

    April 20, 2009
  • City of Miami Unanimously Passes Domestic Partnership Ordinace

    via Made Underground's FlickrToday, the City of Miami Commission took a tiny little step in the right direction towards equality by unanimously passing a Domestic Partnership Ordinance, 5-0. The new policy will only effect City employees by extending health care benefits to their same-sex partners and children in a similar matter to married couples. Employees of Miami-Beach, North Miami and Miami-Dade County already enjoy similar domestic partnership benefits. "Providing employmen

    June 11, 2009
  • News Roundup

    Commissioner Marc Sarnoff thinks Miami 21 might make a repeat appearance this fall. [SFBJ]A Miami man was shopping at his local Publix (5715 NW Seventh St.) when some idiot managers thought he stole some eye drops. So they made him go into the bathroom and take off his clothes. I don't know why anyone would comply with that, but this guy did and now he's suing. [CBS4]Concrete is being poured for our future Marlins stadium! Meanwhile, we still have no money for the arts. [Herald]A group of m

    August 14, 2009