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Subject: Manny Ramirez

  • Manny Ramirez a Marlin? -- UPDATED

    July 31, 2008
  • Marlins Make a Trade… for Arthur Rhodes?

    August 1, 2008
  • Indians Burned

    June 14, 2007
  • America's Past Time

    October 11, 2001
  • Manny Ramirez Suspended; Female Fertility Drug Use Suspected

    The Marlins came so close to signing Manny Ramirez a year ago, and the fact that we didn't still has some fans mad. Turns out even if we had signed Ramirez, he'd be no good to us for the next fifty games. Ramirez, a Dodgers player and an off-season resident of Weston, Fl, tested positive for a banned drug as reported earlier today by The LA Times. He'll be suspended for fifty games, and many assumed the dope in question was a steroid. ESPN.com is reporting that the drug was actually a

    May 7, 2009
  • Report: Manny Ramirez's Doc Based in Miami

    It's like deja vu. Alex Rodriguez, a baseball superstar, got caught in a banned substance scandal and tried to claim that he didn't know exactly what he was putting in his body, but some guy in Miami told him to do it. Now, Manny Ramirez, a baseball superstar, gets caught in a banned substance scandal and is claiming that he didn't know exactly what he was putting in his body, but his doctor told him to do it. Now a source says that doctor is based in Miami. During the o

    May 7, 2009
  • The Scoop That Nobody Wanted: Jose Canseco's Man-Ram Press Conference

    Associated PressIt was so quiet you could hear a testicle shrink.Miami native Jose Canseco has made a post-baseball career out of snitching on his former teammates and getting punched in the face. This is not a dignified existence. And yet he insists on respect. Every time evidence emerges that a star did 'roids, he has to point out that he said in one of his cranium-melting books that that star did 'roids. So of course, he had to schedule a press conference in Beverly Hills to make said stateme

    May 8, 2009
  • A Stadiums Worth of Landshark Lager Would Not Numb The Pain Caused By Father Cutié

    Shocking horrible news this week that is tearing apart Miami at it's very seems: a grown man touched a lady once, and it was photographed! The horror! Not just any man of course, but a celebrity priest. First, a Mexican tabloid released photos of Father Cutié frolicking on a beach with a lady. Within the day he had resigned. People literally got into fist fights over whether or not the Catholic Church should still enforce clerical celibacy, but I thought people should also get in

    May 8, 2009
  • The Other Ramirez

    May 14, 2009
  • Meet the Miami Doctor Accused of Juicing Manny Ramirez

    View Larger Map When MLB nailed Manny Ramirez with a 50-game suspension in May for using banned substances, several newspapers reported that he got his juice from a Florida doctor. Now, if ESPN's investigative team is correct, we know his name: Dr. Pedro Bosch, a 71-year-old Coral Gables physician. ESPN reports that Bosch and his son, 45-year-old Anthony Bosch, are under investigation by the DEA for supplying Rameriz with illegal drugs. Anthony Bosch, according to the Worldwide Leader, is a w

    June 26, 2009
  • Midseason Marlins: Uggh-la, Trade for Branyan, and Here Come the Phillies

    Hanley is one of the best players in the league, but even Batman needs Robin.Dan Uggla has yet to recover from last year's disastrous All-Star game. He committed three errors and struck out three times in that Midsummer Classic. Since that game, he is hitting .227 with 25 homers while striking out 153 times in 152 games.  To put it into perspective, Uggla came into last year's All-Star contest looking like a budding superstar. He had hit .286 and an astonishing&nb

    July 16, 2009
  • Phillies' Raul Ibanez: A-Rod Is Green with Envy

    It's Ibanez's world and we're all just trying to live in it.Sitting next to a beautiful woman for 12 hours in first class on an airplane is the perfect situation. You want to avoid boredom, so small-talk is perfectly acceptable. And she can't walk away because she has to remain seated and buckled per airline regulations. Drinks are free, and the movie might even be good. Even if you say something that elicits a slap, the air marshal will probably taser her for being violent on an airplane. Raul

    July 17, 2009
  • Mike Lowell Learns the Hard Way Not to Ask Man-Ram to Blurb His New Memoir

    Poor Mike Lowell. The Miami native has already been through a lot. In between World Series wins with the Marlins and Boston, he endured testicular cancer, a massive John Henry fire sale, and a badly fractured hand.via Amazon.com​But now he has really invited a true stain on his good name: He gave Manny Ramirez a prime blurb on the cover of his new memoir.Would you invite Mike Tyson to babysit your child? Would you call up Gary Busey and ask him to be your designated driver for the night? Why i

    August 24, 2009