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Manatee County

  • Blogs

    April 3, 2012

    Florida Woman Offers Sex in Exchange for Two McDonald's Dollar Menu Cheeseburgers

    We're not sure that sex with a prostitute whose fee is two cheeseburgers would actually be worth it. In fact, maybe just eating the cheeseburgers ourselves would be a better use of our resources. How good could it be for two cheap burgers? We'll never know though, because the cheeseburger bugger is ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 8, 2012

    Florida Man Headlocks His Mom Because She Used His Taco Sauce

    ​Good Mexican-food God, what is it with Floridians, weird crime and tacos?Christopher Phillips, 23 of Manatee County, found out that his mother had used some of his taco sauce. Naturally, he got so angry he decided to put her in a headlock. Then his girlfriend got involved. It was not a salsa fies ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 8, 2012

    Florida Man on Trial for Possession of Crack Pipe Shows Up to Court With a Crack Pipe

    Ramos's dueling mug shots. ​Perhaps you remember the Broward County man who showed up to court for his trial on drug trafficking charges in a shirt that was printed with crack cocaine cooking instructions. He might have the upper hand in fashion, but in terms of pure ballsiness/stupidity, he has n ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 20, 2011

    Florida Woman Arrested After Sucking on Police Officer's Prosthetic Penis

    ​Police have a history of pulling off some wacky stunts and spending a lot of time targeting prostitutes, but a Manatee County police officer's methods to arrest a hooker seem kind of cruel. He threw money at her, made her suck a rubber stunt penis, and then slammed on the car's brakes, causing he ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 24, 2009

    Vern Buchanan Not a Big Fan of Español

    Possible Republican Senate Candidate Rep. Vern Buchanan took his speaking spot at the  Lincoln Day Dinner in Manatee County this weekend to rile up the base, declaring, "We need to make English the official language of America." It's apparently nothing new for him, but we're thinking his Senate ... More >>

  • News

    February 16, 2006

    Booze Ban in Babylon

    What’s wrong with a cold one and a lap dance?

  • News

    January 17, 2002

    The Accidental Terrorist

    He stumbled into a group of Muslim extremists with plans to attack America. Then he stumbled into Miami. Today Shaheed Mohamed is nowhere to be found.

  • News

    July 30, 1998

    A Shock to the System

    Ouch! INS prisoners claim they were tortured with electroshock riot shields.

  • News

    June 6, 1996

    If You Sink It, They Will Come

    Creating an artificial reef is no longer a slam-dunk affair, despite an abundance of missile sites, water towers, and wanna-be philanthropists

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