Malcolm in the Middle

  • Blogs

    November 14, 2011

    Rapper Alex "Rube" Rubin Tells David Stern to End the Mother$#*%ing NBA Lockout

    Stop crying, Lebron! The Rube is here to end this motherfucking lockout.​​NBA commissioner David Stern may be the most hated man in Miami these days. After all, the lockout means that us Heat fans have been trying to scrub the shitty aftertaste of that catastrophuck of a final out of our mouths ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 14, 2011

    Fred Durst Is a Douchebag! Limp Bizkit Singer Scores Conveniently Titled CBS Sitcom

    ​Newsflash! Turns out that network TV execs' massive hard-on isn't limited to sitcoms starring rappers. Apparently, they find whiteboy rap-rockers supersexy and crazy funny too. Last week, we here at Crossfade chuckled about the fact that former Rollin 20s Crip, gangsta rapper, and proud daddy S ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 4, 2010

    Top 10 TV Moms Who Cook For Mother's Day

    ​Your mom can't cook. Or that's what you always said. You watched those ladies on the tube, and thought it looked so damn easy. Hell. some of 'em were even hot. Well, that was all made up, you jerk. So before you nail mom again for another year -- starting this Sunday on Mother's Day,  check ... More >>

  • Music

    March 6, 2008

    Alphabet Soup

    The ABCs of TMBG.

  • Calendar

    April 27, 2006

    This Might Be Cool

    They will be waiting in Istanbul

  • Diversions

    May 12, 2005


    WSVN-TV (Channel 7)

  • Film

    November 25, 2004

    Skip It

    This holiday movie will make you very, very Kranky

  • Culture

    March 6, 2003

    That '60s Show

    Oliver Beene goes against fake millionaires and phony idols

  • Culture

    February 6, 2003

    The Pain Train

    Two years later, a digital-video short film became an overnight ad sensation

  • Film

    May 9, 2002

    Flat Lyne

    Yo, Adrian! Unfaithful is damn near unwatchable!

  • Culture

    February 21, 2002

    Flunk You

    If Fox expels Undeclared, blame everyone but Judd Apatow

  • Film

    April 12, 2001

    Dirt Farmer

    Sandler and Spade continue their avid quest to dumb down America

  • Culture

    December 28, 2000

    Blow Up the Box

    TV managed to suck and blow in 2000, but still, we watched...and watched

  • Culture

    December 21, 2000

    Twisp of the Tale

    When C.D. Payne stopped writing ad copy, he created a revolutionary teenage hero

  • Culture

    September 7, 2000

    School's Out

    When Fox-TV canceled American High, the network hit a new low

  • Film

    March 2, 2000

    Dog on a Leash

    My Dog Skip