Madonna (Entertainer)

Madonna's "Four Minutes" Release Party

Last Night: The Police Can't Get Arrested

Bizarre Love Triangle: Madonna, A-Rod and Chris Paciello?

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Confessions on a Dance Floor (Warner Bros.)

Scare Premium

Def Jux makes a stand, Tara Reid a comeback, and Lycra is more flexible than Beach egos

Your Completely Shameless Celebrity Gossip Update

All of Riptide's usual channels of gathering topics for posts are clogged -- absolutely clogged -- by celebrity gossip coming out of the big Fontainbleau shindig and Vicky's Secret show this past weekend. So lest we be tempted to devote whole posts to each of these subjects, let's just get it over ... More >>

Madonna Officially Divorced--Miami Players Step Up

As of this morning, mega pop-star Madonna and her former husband, film director Guy Ritchie, have been granted a "quickie" divorce through a court in London. The details of the divorce aren't nearly as sweet and sticky as some gossip hounds would like: Ritchie isn't expected to take a dime of Madon ... More >>

A-Rod Will Be Doing Some Stuffing With Madonna on Turkey Day

Riptide continues to be thoroughly confused by the A-Rod-Madonna love connection. While she's no Einstein, Madonna seems to be comfortably above the average American intelligence level. A-Rod is a guy who hits balls with big pieces of wood for a living. Not that we want to be one of those blogs that ... More >>

Rodonna Thanksgiving Saga Continues

If Google News search results are any indication, yesterday's biggest locally relevant story after the gay adoption ruling was the Turkey Day scandal involving Madonna and her A-Rod. Roddy was reportedly planning to ditch his kids to spend the day with the Ciccone youth. People is reporting that Ale ... More >>

Last Night: Madonna at Dolphin Stadium

MadonnaWednesday, November 26, 2008Dolphin Stadium, Miami GardensI am writing this to you at 2 a.m. exactly, which is the time you get home if you live in Wilton Manors and go to Madonna concerts in Miami. Madonna does awful things to the Golden Glades Exchange. Madonna makes "lanes" meaningless a ... More >>

News Roundup

Riptide had a lovely Thanksgiving. Short Order cooked an amazing turbaconducken, Crossfade lead us in musical prayer, and step-sibling Nude Celebrity Death SUV brought tons of bargain bin wine, which it proceeded to chug relentlessly. Anyway, we are back today in a somewhat tryptophan impaired effor ... More >>

News Roundup

What to do about these Miami Hurricanes? Even during their darkest hours they've always had a respectable defense. This season could have been a statement, but in their last two games that reliable defense faltered, culminating in a fall from a brief stay in the rankings, a chance at the ACC champio ... More >>

Madonna Meets with Former FARC Hostage in Argentina

Only a week after wrapping up the U.S. version of her Sweet and Sticky tour here in Miami, Madonna is now making headlines in Latin America. But this time, it's not just about her closeted romance with slugger Alex Rodriguez.Yesterday afternoon, Madonna, who is currently in Argentina on tour, met w ... More >>

Tracy Young Spins at Genesis VI at Mansion, Early Early New Year's Day

There's something a little Sheila E about Tracy Young. Her steadfast, stoic presence when she's doing her DJ thing reminds you of Prince's bongo-smacking concubine in her Arsenio Hall Show heyday. For both women, that temple-of-steel impenetrability is/was their greatest weapon in a male-dominated w ... More >>

Critical Conditions

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Nadonna on the Rocks

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DJ Enferno

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Genesis VI at Mansion

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Express Yourself

Madonna steps into Guy Ritchie’s territory with a directorial debut.

Madonna with DJ Enferno at Dolphin Stadium

He brings something new to the old virgin's Sticky & Sweet Tour.

Live to Tell

This used to be Madonna's playground, but it's time for her to get off the swing

Letters from the Issue of November 24, 2005

Horse shmorse: That Savin fellow ain’t too sabio

The Red String Club

Horse shmorse: That Savin fellow ain’t too sabio

Burning Up!

The ultimate Madonna-inspired mixtape

Stealing Is the New Stealing

The ultimate Madonna-inspired mixtape

Kid Pop

The ultimate Madonna-inspired mixtape

Tracy's Tempest

Tracy Young is the biggest circuit DJ in Miami. What's next?

On Top of Pop

Has there ever been a money machine quite like Madonna?

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Don't Cry for Me, Donna Karan

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Sham Fatale

Body of Evidence offers a peculiar variation on a very old sexual formula

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Paul Oakenfold

Body of Evidence offers a peculiar variation on a very old sexual formula

Madonna and Daughter Lola to Launch Material Girl Line at Local Macy's

When we hear the words "Material Girl" we think of the obvious: the Marilyn Monroe-inspired music video above. Yes, Madonna will always be synonymous with this song -- but now she's named her new Junior's clothing line, co-created with daughter Lola, "Material Girl" as well. We're not so sure how we ... More >>

Six Greatest Weirdo Pop Queens of All Time

Last.fmRolling Stone created a Queen of Pop Index, ranking the top 16 female pop recording artists of the last two years by examining, according to them, "album and digital song sales, Hot 100 rankings, radio airplay, YouTube views, social media, concert grosses, industry awards, and ... More >>

Top Ten Cheapest Celebrity Tippers

When it comes to tipping, Tiger is under par.​It was reported by TMZ that President Obama "dropped over $200" on a burger lunch for he and a large group of campaign volunteers at Ted's Bulletin Restaurant in Washington, D.C. -- and that he "tipped more than 35%."However, not all famous people are ... More >>

Madonna Confirms New, Overhyped Album on Swedish Television

via Facebook.com/Madonna​Our list of celebrity MILFs over 50 is short. In fact, it only consist of one incredibly sexy, adorably gap-toothed pentagenarian. And like a virgin touched for the very first time, we'd probably last less than 30 seconds with her. Ironically, that's also how long we c ... More >>

Butt Cleavage & Sex Costumes: Five Suggestions for Madonna's Super Bowl Halftime Show

Via facebook.com/madonna ​Pop music should have no place in professional sports. But for reasons we'll never understand, the National Football League has a hard-on for Top 40 music. After a string of solid rock acts, the NFL butchered halftime with the Black Eyed Peas last year. And rumor has it ... More >>

M.I.A.'s "Bad Girls" Video: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

M.I.A. playing second fiddle to Madonna.​Today, the world got an overdose of Maya Arulpragasam, AKA M.I.A., who released not one, but two music videos. The first was a featured guest spot on Madonna's "Hollaback Girl" "Give Me All Your Luvin'". Tween SMS misspellings aside, Madonna's track is bas ... More >>

Madonna Announces 2012 World Tour With Miami Concert

​For every fat, drunk American football fan who couldn't even sit (or, uh, dance) through Madonna's 12-minute Super Bowl XLVI halftime bonanza, there are millions of giddy pop music fans in party towns like Istanbul, Zagreb, Warsaw, Kansas City, and St. Paul who'd be totally willing to blow their ... More >>