M&Ms

Seal Same as Always, Opener Shane Alexander Shines

Seal at Jackie Gleason

Two Timin' Man

Chau Down

Food and Fundraising

For Miami's social elite, high-end galas are high-calorie affairs

Where's the Roc?

Wrekonize may have won MTV's latest MC Battle, but he's still looking for a little respect

Best Chocolate

Krön Chocolatier

News of the Weird

Krön Chocolatier

News of the Weird

Krön Chocolatier

The Grim Keeper

The sexton's post at the Miami City Cemetery is a burial ground for troublesome municipal employees. But Clyde Cates wasn't about to just roll over and die.

Tips for the Serious Handicapper

The sexton's post at the Miami City Cemetery is a burial ground for troublesome municipal employees. But Clyde Cates wasn't about to just roll over and die.

Last Night: The Academy Is... and Gym Class Heroes at the Clevelander

Logan FazioGym Class Heroes performing at the re-opening of the Clevelander in South Beach. Click here to view the full slide show.The Academy Is... and Gym Class HeroesThursday, April 30, 2009
Clevelander, Miami BeachLife doesn't get any better than this, really. Thursday night, ground zero for a ... More >>

Tutti Frutti Ecstasy in Pinecrest

Photo by Riki Altman​When gluttony seems more appealing than gnawing on a celery stick, the new Tutti Frutti frozen yogurt spot is one place that's guaranteed to satisfy. Now before you go turning up your nose, thinking perhaps you should stick to a pint of Edy's, there's one phrase you should hea ... More >>

Sexlets: Viagra chewing gum, anyone?

Photo by Riki Altman​When gluttony seems more appealing than gnawing on a celery stick, the new Tutti Frutti frozen yogurt spot is one place that's guaranteed to satisfy. Now before you go turning up your nose, thinking perhaps you should stick to a pint of Edy's, there's one phrase you should hea ... More >>

Herald Rewrites Our Article on LeBron, But Forgets to Make it Funny or Interesting

The Herald rips us off, again​We've all had that moment when, strung out on M&Ms, Red Bull, and sleep deprivation, we churn out a crappy article by rewriting someone's work and pad it with Wikipedia blabber.But for most of us, that ended in high school -- maybe college at the latest. For the M ... More >>

Plato Royale: Cheese Plates of US Airways vs. Continental/United

John ZurUS Airways fruit and cheese platter​ Airline food long ago  moved from complimentary hot meals to packets of peanuts. And hen came.... nothing... unless you were willing to shell out $3 for a packet of M&Ms. May we suggest the cheese plate?! Or maybve not. A review: US Airway ... More >>

Cookies of the Apocalypse: Eating the End of Days

Mayan munchies: death and destruction make us hungry. ​As you already are well aware, the end of the world is coming very soon. The Mayan calendar kinda just ends on December 12, 2012, which is not tomorrow, but you know, it's hovering frighteningly close in time. Psychic Edgar Cayce saw us enteri ... More >>

The Bourbon Steak Pastry Chef Who Wouldn't Eat Sugar

Pastry chef Andrea Sans Araiza's got one in the oven.​Born in Miami to Cuban parents, Chef Andrea Sans Araiza left the city years ago to study pastry at the French Culinary Institute. The Fates must've been pacified, for right out of school she got a job working for Bobby Flay in both of his New Y ... More >>

For Sean Bernal's Wedding, Love (Doesn't) Bite

Love Bites is a regular column on Short Order. Find other installments here.This week's column is going to focus on the nuptials of one of my favorite Miami chefs, Sean Bernal, and his lovely bride, Natalie, formerly the marketing specialist at Whole Foods in Coral Gables... and, of course, the vitt ... More >>

Miami Voted Best City for Adult Halloween Parties, Most Dangerous for Trick-or-Treaters

photo by Justin NamonYeah, Halloween here tends to be NSFK​Who says Halloween is a kids' holiday? Certainly not local residents.If you're an adult looking to dress up in a skimpy costume and gorge yourself on some spiked witch's brew then Miami is the city for you. Though, if you're a kid in town ... More >>

Top Five Ridiculously Outrageous Rock Star Rider Requests

Crossfade's rider demands a fountain of pink Kool Aid.​After the money, sex, and drugs, the best part of being a rock star is the ability to ask for absolutely anything -- even shit you don't really want -- and then throw a nuclear-strength temper tantrum when you don't get it. The ridiculously o ... More >>

Daddy Yankee Sued In Miami By Promoter Who Says Canceled Tour Caused "Bleeding In His Eyes"

​Concert promoters and musicians sue each other all the damn time over everything from disputed fees to canceled dates to whether all the M&Ms in the dressing room were green as specifically noted in the rider. Never before has a promoter taken a legal fight quite as hard, though, as poor Dieg ... More >>