• Blogs

    June 18, 2013

    Six Best Parties on South Beach This Week

    The weekend may come to an end but when you're in the Magic City, the party never stops. On any given night of the week, you're bound to find superstar DJs or A-list celebrities throwing it down at LIV, Mansion, and the other mega SoBe clubs. Gotta love Miami! Check out the six best South Beach pa ... More >>

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    April 19, 2013

    Emack & Bolio's on 4/20: Real Ice Cream, Stoner Chocolates, Specials

    Boston ice cream shop Emack & Bolio's quietly opened up a Miami outpost in South Beach inside the Sunset Harbour Shops last week. The Purdy Avenue storefront is colorful and vibrant; spaceships hanging from the ceiling; a talking moose mascot; ridiculous menu items like the midnight munchies sunda ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 17, 2012

    How to Kick Your Sugar Addiction

    Elizabeth Garner (name has been changed) is a complete hottie, even by South Beach's ridiculously tough standards. Her butt sits high and tight, her arms are defined, her tummy's toned and her thighs are lean and muscular. She wouldn't mind me saying that she has a great rack, too. Peering through s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 24, 2011

    Daddy Yankee Sued In Miami By Promoter Who Says Canceled Tour Caused "Bleeding In His Eyes"

    ​Concert promoters and musicians sue each other all the damn time over everything from disputed fees to canceled dates to whether all the M&Ms in the dressing room were green as specifically noted in the rider. Never before has a promoter taken a legal fight quite as hard, though, as poor Dieg ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 2, 2011

    Top Five Ridiculously Outrageous Rock Star Rider Requests

    Crossfade's rider demands a fountain of pink Kool Aid.​After the money, sex, and drugs, the best part of being a rock star is the ability to ask for absolutely anything -- even shit you don't really want -- and then throw a nuclear-strength temper tantrum when you don't get it. The ridiculously o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 28, 2011

    Miami Voted Best City for Adult Halloween Parties, Most Dangerous for Trick-or-Treaters

    photo by Justin NamonYeah, Halloween here tends to be NSFK​Who says Halloween is a kids' holiday? Certainly not local residents.If you're an adult looking to dress up in a skimpy costume and gorge yourself on some spiked witch's brew then Miami is the city for you. Though, if you're a kid in town ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 6, 2011

    For Sean Bernal's Wedding, Love (Doesn't) Bite

    Love Bites is a regular column on Short Order. Find other installments here.This week's column is going to focus on the nuptials of one of my favorite Miami chefs, Sean Bernal, and his lovely bride, Natalie, formerly the marketing specialist at Whole Foods in Coral Gables... and, of course, the vitt ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 3, 2011

    The Bourbon Steak Pastry Chef Who Wouldn't Eat Sugar

    Pastry chef Andrea Sans Araiza's got one in the oven.​Born in Miami to Cuban parents, Chef Andrea Sans Araiza left the city years ago to study pastry at the French Culinary Institute. The Fates must've been pacified, for right out of school she got a job working for Bobby Flay in both of his New Y ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 27, 2011

    Cookies of the Apocalypse: Eating the End of Days

    Mayan munchies: death and destruction make us hungry. ​As you already are well aware, the end of the world is coming very soon. The Mayan calendar kinda just ends on December 12, 2012, which is not tomorrow, but you know, it's hovering frighteningly close in time. Psychic Edgar Cayce saw us enteri ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 30, 2010

    Plato Royale: Cheese Plates of US Airways vs. Continental/United

    John ZurUS Airways fruit and cheese platter​ Airline food long ago  moved from complimentary hot meals to packets of peanuts. And hen came.... nothing... unless you were willing to shell out $3 for a packet of M&Ms. May we suggest the cheese plate?! Or maybve not. A review: US Airway ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 25, 2010

    Herald Rewrites Our Article on LeBron, But Forgets to Make it Funny or Interesting

    The Herald rips us off, again​We've all had that moment when, strung out on M&Ms, Red Bull, and sleep deprivation, we churn out a crappy article by rewriting someone's work and pad it with Wikipedia blabber.But for most of us, that ended in high school -- maybe college at the latest. For the M ... More >>

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    June 3, 2010
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    March 24, 2010

    Tutti Frutti Ecstasy in Pinecrest

    Photo by Riki Altman​When gluttony seems more appealing than gnawing on a celery stick, the new Tutti Frutti frozen yogurt spot is one place that's guaranteed to satisfy. Now before you go turning up your nose, thinking perhaps you should stick to a pint of Edy's, there's one phrase you should hea ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 1, 2009

    Last Night: The Academy Is... and Gym Class Heroes at the Clevelander

    The Academy Is... and Gym Class HeroesThursday, April 30, 2009
Clevelander, Miami BeachLife doesn't get any better than this, really. Thursday night, ground zero for a par-tay was a brand new spankin', re-opened the Clevelander. The Ocean Drive hot spot has had a facelift and after a two-year over ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 12, 2008

    Q&A With Keyshia Cole, Performing at AAA on Sunday

    She's landed four Grammy nominations, seven number-one singles, and two platinum-selling albums, all in only three years. Thus, it's safe to say Keyshia Cole deserves a place in that illustrious echelon of female artists known as Divas, though she may not realize it yet. But not the "get me my Evian ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 25, 2007
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    May 25, 2007

    Seal at Jackie Gleason

    Photo by Jeffrey Delannoy Seal Since Seal had his couple of big stateside hits in the Nineties (the seemingly immortal “Kissed By a Rose” being the most recognizeable), lately he seems to have been relegated to the role of Mr. Heidi Klum. So who goes to a Seal concert in Miami in 2007? Wel ... More >>

  • News

    March 11, 2004

    Food and Fundraising

    For Miami's social elite, high-end galas are high-calorie affairs

  • Music

    December 11, 2003

    Where's the Roc?

    Wrekonize may have won MTV's latest MC Battle, but he's still looking for a little respect

  • Finest Foods

    May 11, 2000

    Best Chocolate

    Krön Chocolatier

  • News

    October 8, 1998
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    January 30, 1997
  • News

    November 28, 1996

    The Grim Keeper

    The sexton's post at the Miami City Cemetery is a burial ground for troublesome municipal employees. But Clyde Cates wasn't about to just roll over and die.

  • News

    October 12, 1994
  • Dining

    April 8, 1992
  • Music

    August 28, 1991