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Logan Morrison

  • Blogs

    May 25, 2012

    Video: Marlins' Giancarlo Stanton Almost Decapitated Logan Morrison Last Night

    Last night's sloppy game between the San Francisco Giants and the Miami Marlins saw pitching so bad the score ended up in NFL territory. Naturally, the Marlins ended up as the sloppiest team on the field and lost the game 14-7. They also almost lost Logan Morrison's pretty little face too. Giancarlo ... More >>

  • News

    April 5, 2012

    Reader Mail: Hungry, Broke Miamians Aren't Into the Marlins and the New Stadium

    Last night's sloppy game between the San Francisco Giants and the Miami Marlins saw pitching so bad the score ended up in NFL territory. Naturally, the Marlins ended up as the sloppiest team on the field and lost the game 14-7. They also almost lost Logan Morrison's pretty little face too. Giancarlo ... More >>

  • News

    March 29, 2012

    Logan Morrison is the Marlins' tweeter in chief

    Last night's sloppy game between the San Francisco Giants and the Miami Marlins saw pitching so bad the score ended up in NFL territory. Naturally, the Marlins ended up as the sloppiest team on the field and lost the game 14-7. They also almost lost Logan Morrison's pretty little face too. Giancarlo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 29, 2012

    Logan Morrison's New Times Cover Shoot: The Video

    Miami Marlins outfielder Logan Morrison, subject of this week's feature story, "Tweeter in Chief", is one of the most outspoken and freewheeling dudes in Major League Baseball. He tweets crazy shit, he speaks his mind when questioned by reporters, and goes all out when photographed for the cover of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 27, 2012

    The Petey & Lomo Show: An Oral History

    ​Oral histories are hot right now. Siskel and Ebert got one. Vanity Fair just did one on The Sopranos. Now Esquire has one about Baywatch. It seems the only proper way to pay tribute to a dearly departed program is to document its history with disembodied quotes from its actors. So with baseball ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 8, 2012

    Logan Morrison and Bryan Petersen Have Bieber Fever

    ​In their effort to stave off Spring Training boredom, Marlins outfielders Logan Morrison and Bryan Petersen are starring in an online reality show. The first episode saw them donning leather jackets and forming a two-man, cupcake-devouring moped crew. At another point, they drank red white in a t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 1, 2012

    Marlins' Logan Morrison and Bryan Peterson Debut Online Reality Show

    ​When an SBNation.com reporter tweeted a picture of Marlins outfielders Logan Morrison and Bryan Petersen sharing a bubble bath together, we were kind of puzzled. Well, we think we might finally have some answers on how the pic came to be.See, Morrison and Petersen have partnered with SB ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 24, 2012

    Heat Beat Knicks and Jeremy Lin, Render Linsanity Utterly Linpotent

    ​For the past month or so, we've all had Jeremy Lin spewed on our faces, whether we wanted it or not. Turn on your TV: LIN! Tune into your favorite radio station: LIN! Log on to twitter: LIN! The Republican debates: LIN! Jump in the shower: LIN! Your morning cereal toy prize: LIN!And then Lin and ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 24, 2012

    Two Naked Marlins Players Share a Bubble Bath and Some Red Wine

    ​Below is a picture of Miami Marlins outfielder Bryan Petersen and left fielder Logan Morrison together in a very small bathtub, wearing no visible clothing, while drinking red wine, as tweeted by Amy K. Nelson of SBNation.

  • Blogs

    January 18, 2012

    Miami Marlins May Get Their Own Reality TV Show on Showtime

    ​Given the amount of, shall we say, "strong personalities" that have so far been signed by the Miami Marlins for next season, we almost have to wonder if Jeffrey Loria has been assembling the cast of a guilty pleasure reality TV show or a playoff-caliber team. Turns out he might have been doing bo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 21, 2011

    Marlins Float Hideous Monstrosity of a New Logo to Go With Eyesore of a New Stadium

    ​How best to celebrate the opening of a taxpayer-manhandling new ballpark that looks like the grotesque lovechild of the '70s spaceship from Close Encounters of the Third Kind and a cheap toaster oven? How about a new logo that's the hideous mutant spawn of the Mets' emblem and that time your kind ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 16, 2011

    Logan Morrison Files Grievance Against Marlins, Can We Get In On That?

    ​Fan favorite and self-described "twittaholic" Logan Morrison has filed an official grievance with the Florida Marlins over his demotion to AAA last month, reports ESPN.The Fish, meanwhile, have lost four in a row due to a comedy of errors. They are 31 games back in the division with only 12 to pl ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 14, 2011

    Cabinet Beer Baseball Club: David Gonzalez Knows Good Booze

    ​We've featured a ton of blogs here on Short Order, but here's one for the boys that we couldn't help but leak. Baseball, liquor, some literature (for the smart, sensitive types), and more booze. Piqued your interest? Read on.Rather new to the blogging world, David Gonzalez of Cabinet Beer Basebal ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 14, 2011

    Logan Morrison And His Twitter Demoted As LoMo Rips Marlins For Move

    ​The Florida Marlins would have you believe they abruptly demoted fan favorite Logan Morrison after last night's loss to the Giants because his batting average has dipped below .250 -- an excuse so blatantly untrue that Jeffrey Loria must have been cackling in his Hamptons mansion as he helped gho ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 28, 2011

    Florida Marlins Stifling Mediocre Player's Creativity

    Persecuted outfielder Logan Morrison's new Twitter avatar.​Surprisingly, Marlins interim manager Jack McKeon and 23-year-old outfielder Logan Morrison don't see eye-to-eye when it comes to Twitter.On Saturday, the same day McKeon benched Morrison after a 4-for-33 batting slump, the Miami Herald qu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 20, 2011

    Marlins Dig Up Jack McKeon, Might Put Him in Charge

    ​Former Marlins skipper Jack McKeon is going to come back to manage the nose-diving team, according to ESPN. McKeon, who helped the Marlins win the 2003 World Series using management skills he learned from observing Noah build his ark, retired in 2005 so he could spend more time turning into a pil ... More >>

  • Calendar

    April 7, 2011

    Pittsburgh's Black Sheep

    ​Former Marlins skipper Jack McKeon is going to come back to manage the nose-diving team, according to ESPN. McKeon, who helped the Marlins win the 2003 World Series using management skills he learned from observing Noah build his ark, retired in 2005 so he could spend more time turning into a pil ... More >>

  • Calendar

    April 7, 2011

    Pittsburgh's Black Sheep

    ​Former Marlins skipper Jack McKeon is going to come back to manage the nose-diving team, according to ESPN. McKeon, who helped the Marlins win the 2003 World Series using management skills he learned from observing Noah build his ark, retired in 2005 so he could spend more time turning into a pil ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 27, 2010

    Miami Underwear Company Sends Man Thongs to SF Giants

    ​Who is Miami supposed to root for in the World Series when it's not one of those weird years when the Marlins somehow manage to wind up winning it? The city's important risqué mens underwear industry is apparently lining up behind the San Francisco Giants. Papi, a Miami based brand of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 28, 2010

    Well, Here's a Picture of Marlins Player Logan Morrison in a Baywatch Swimsuit

    ​The debate continues on about whether or not fans in Florida actually care about professional baseball. Not even DJ Kitty and the chance to clinch a play off birth can get more than a pathetic handful of fans out to see the Tampa Bay Rays. Florida Marlins attendance is also notoriously low. Does ... More >>

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