Liz Lemon

  • Blogs

    October 2, 2014

    Ten Best Sandwiches in Miami

    Something about meat and condiments shoved between two pillowy slices of bread does it every time. Sandwiches are worthy of love sonnets and dying words. They can even unite the world. "All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 8, 2014

    Free Cone Day at Ben & Jerry's Today

    The reign of peace, love, and ice cream began more than three decades ago in a converted gas station in Burlington, Vermont, where two childhood friends took a risk and opened an ice-cream shop. A year later, Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield were so surprised and delighted that their endeavor was sti ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 4, 2013

    Ben & Jerry's Free Greek FroYo: You Invite the Truck!

    "Free Ben & Jerry's" just might be the happiest phrase in the universe.The Vermont-based ice-cream company that believes treating people well is as important as making a great product, has a long history of giving away its frozen goodies. It began with the first Free Cone Day in 1979 w ... More >>

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    January 31, 2013
  • Blogs

    December 30, 2011

    Mitt Romney Takes the Slightest of Leads in Latest Florida Poll

    ​The story of the 2012 presidential primary seems to be one of surging candidates quickly falling down to earth, with one, Mitt Romney, remaining consistently stable. It's beginning to look like Newt Gingrich might join Michelle Bachmann, Rick Perry, and Herman Cain as a discarded frontrunner. Aft ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 9, 2011

    I Cleared Johnny Ray Smith Jr. Of Burglary and Battery -- Here's Why

    photo by belgianchocolate via Wikimedia Commons​I'd always believed the old wives' tale that journalists get tossed out of jury pools quicker than Liz Lemon in Princess Leia drag, so I almost dropped my book when Judge Nushin Sayfie called my name on Monday. Along with five other lucky citizens, I ... More >>

  • Calendar

    March 25, 2010
  • Blogs

    May 22, 2009

    Arianna Huffington Not So Fond of Rick Sanchez, but Rednecks Love Him

    The Miami New Times has a long history of disdain for former WSVN-er Rick Sanchez, but damn it if we're not warming up just a tiny bit to the overly enthusiastic, Twitter obsessed CNN anchor. Now, we don't love him nearly as much as the Red State Update guys in the video above. In fact, we'll pro ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 5, 2008

    Jack Donaghy Regrettably Won't Be Making It To Basel

    If you haven't realized that 30 Rock is the single best thing regularly on the teevee right now Riptide pities you. Last night's episode centered around Liz Lemon's high school reunion. Alec Baldwin's fictional NBC Exec Jack Donaghy offers Liz a hitch on the comapny jet on his why to Miami. Why is J ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 5, 2008

    Where Are All The Famous Celebrity Photogapher Phenom-type People?

    Riptide kind of has a love/hate thing with the idea of blog based point and click photographers achieving notoriety. On one hand the whole phenomenon is just kind of shallow and vein, on the other, well, we love to look at oddly dressed people doing oddly drunk thing. Plus the psuedo-industry they'v ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 14, 2008

    The U is in First Place, Jim Kelly Still an Insufferable Douchebag

    Don’t look now but the Miami Hurricanes are in first place in the ACC Coastal Division. Couldn’t decide between watching the Canes getting their mojo back or 30 Rock last night? That’s what the "previous channel" button on the remote is for (or, for those of you still living in a world where h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 31, 2008

    Comcast Service Down in Some Areas, Insanity Ensues

    Last night I came home from my job of sitting on the internet all day looking forward to a nice, long, relaxing night of sitting on the internet only to find that to my horror the internet wasn't working. Not only that by the teevee was down too. What kind of fuckery was this? So I called Comcast, t ... More >>

  • Film

    April 24, 2008

    Nobody's Baby

    Neither Tina Fey nor Amy Poehler seems the least bit invested in their surrogate mommy comedy.