One week ago, a lifelong Dolphins fan named Lionel Lightbourne called out Mr. Margaritaville himself, Jimmy Buffett, and demanded an Internet duel for the soul of the aqua-and-orange nation.via Wikimedia CommonsThis man will destroy you in hand-to-hand combat.Buffett had a new, corporate-approved an ... More >>
A local Fin-atic throws down a challenge to Jimmy Buffett.
Lionel Lightbourne lives just a few blocks from the Dolphins' home field. When they win and fireworks explode over Miami Gardens, he watches from his front porch. Lightbourne has been a fan since the Fins' perfect season in 1972 -- the year after he was born.So when he heard the Fins were renaming t ... More >>
"Give the girl a break, you envious sons of bitches"
"We're a merged family, like the Brady Bunch," says Lionel K. Lightbourne. But like the Partridge Family, they sing: Lightbourne, with fiancee Tanya, their children from previous marriages and even a neighbor or two from Liberty City, call themselves The Fans. The song they produced -- "Miami Dol ... More >>