Lingerie Football League

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    August 1, 2012

    Ten Forgotten Miami Professional Sports Teams

    Today, for better or worse, the Miami market has teams in each of the big four major leagues. It wasn't always that way, though, and besides the Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Panthers, several other professional sports teams have called Miami home. In fact, the Magic City's colorful pro spo ... More >>

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    January 30, 2012

    The Ten Sexiest Super Bowl Commercials Of All Time

    ​At the end of this week, two hordes of men who have suffered, bled, and fought for five months will meet on a neutral site to bash each others' heads in, to test the limits of their physical strength and stamina, all in the name of sport, conquest, and achieving the status of legend.But who cares ... More >>

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    January 6, 2012

    Miami TV Babe Stella Vidal Ranked As Sexy As J-Lo

    ​Miami's hotties have long been overlooked by the rest of the nation. (We think they're just jealous.) So it's refreshing to see one of our own get the recognition she deserves -- especially when she's this fun to look at.Livin La Vida host Stella Vidal was ranked #52 on's ra ... More >>

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    November 24, 2011

    Tootsie's Cabaret Dancers to Participate in Stripper Basketball League

    ​Getting scantily clad women to play basketball while wearing stripper heels is either a shrewd business move in the face of the NBA lockout or a recipe for some very disastrous ankle injuries.Regardless, the girls of Tootsie's Cabaret in Miami Gardens are going to give it a shot as part of the ne ... More >>

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    October 19, 2011

    Five Male Pop Star Offspring We Wanna See Play in the Lingerie Football League

    Paris Jackson is down with the Lingerie Football League. But what about her bros? As her father's manslaughter trial continues to wallow in spectacle, celebrity, and drug abuse, the 13-year-old Princess of Pop (that is, Michael Jackson's daughter), Paris Jackson, has announced a new partnership wit ... More >>

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    April 26, 2011

    Miami's Lingerie Football Team Has Folded

    ​Their existence was as brief as their uniforms. The Lingerie Football League's Miami Caliente (which was technically the best professional football team in town over the past two years -- it actually made the playoffs) appears to have quietly folded. The Juice reports their website is gone, ... More >>

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    January 19, 2011

    Miami Lingerie Football Player Ashley Helmstetter Strips for Playboy

    ​With a 2-2 record, the Lingerie Football League's Miami Caliente weren't only technically the most successful pro football team in South Florida this year, they also were the sexiest. Of course, that's half the point of the Lingerie Football League, and it was only really a mater of time before s ... More >>

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    December 17, 2010

    Top Ten New Times Covers of the Year

    ​The peek out at you from practically every street corner in the city. They're sometimes the most talked about thing in town. They're our covers. In a feature on our art director Pam Shavalier earlier this year, the Society of Publications Designers said that our "creative, highly-original se ... More >>

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    November 4, 2010
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    November 2, 2010

    NFL Is Too Soft For the Rest Of the World

    ​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke addresses the NFL's crackdown on helmet-to-helmet hits.The No Fun League needs to stop fining defensive players for helme ... More >>

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    March 24, 2010

    Two Lingerie Football Players Suspended for Not Showing Enough Skin on New Times Cover

    ​New Times decided to actually show a little restraint on one of our recent covers, and its ended up getting our models in trouble.Two weeks ago, both Miami New Times and New Times Broward-Palm Beach ran a cover story about players for the Lingerie Football League's Miami Caliente team. Now q ... More >>

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    March 12, 2010

    This Week's New Times Broward-Palm Beach Split the Uprights

    ​Just a few items we tackled in this week's New Times Broward-Palm Beach print edition.In Music: Pitbull is throwing a party on Sunday. Carnaval Miami and Calle Ocho's guest list includes T-Pain, Flo Rida, Sean Paul, Spam Allstars and a million or so of their closest friends. Someone was also gon ... More >>

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    March 11, 2010
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    January 21, 2010
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    January 14, 2010
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    January 4, 2010

    Lingerie Bowl Set for Seminole Hard Rock Casino, Miami Caliente Still in Playoff Hunt

    Well, there's one Miami football team that's still in the playoff hunt: the Lingerie Football League's Miami Caliente. With a 2-1 record and an upcoming game against the Tampa Bay Breeze, the Caliente could find themselves in Lingerie Bowl VII. Unlike last year's debacle in Tampa Bay, South Florida ... More >>

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    May 7, 2009
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    January 26, 2009

    Lingerie Bowl Cancelled: Things Got A Lil' Too Naked

    So, Tampa residents succeeded in running the Lingerie Bowl out of town because it was too risque for their, apparently, puritanical town. Then the Sporting Spectacle found refuge at a nudist resort in Pasco County, but in a weird twist, the nudists are a little too wild for the Lingerie Bowl. Appare ... More >>

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    December 31, 2008

    Lingerie Football Player Taking Ex to Court Over Nudie Pics

    Question #1: If you're a former gentlemen's club dancer and current lingerie football player do you really get all that upset when an ex-boyfriend posts nudie pictures of you on MySpace? Question #2: If you make your living as a sexual assault speaker, why are you posting nudie pix of your ... More >>

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    December 30, 2008

    Schedule Announced for Miami's Lingerie Football Team

      "Hey, baby. Are you ready for my football?" I trust some of you remember the news that Miami will host a team in the innagural season of the Lingerie Football League very, very well. Perhaps you've dreamt of it, fantasized even. Well, now those liquid dreams are shaping into a solid reality.  ... More >>

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    October 7, 2008

    A New Type of Fantasy Football League

    Does not Miami deserve a football team that can bring us true glory, and not just the occasional feel good win? At the very least a team who would be enjoyable to watch whether they won or not. Enter The Miami Caliente (uh, The Miami "Hot"?), one of the inaugural teams of the Lingerie Football Le ... More >>