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Miami's Fashion Wunderkind Doesn't Want to Work with Lindsay Lohan

via Wiki CommonsEsteban Cortazar, at only 23 years-old, has moved up the fashion food chain from peddling sketches to Todd Oldham at the News Cafe as a precocious tween, to Miami and New York's fashion weeks, to heading up the design end of Paris fashion house Ungaro. He may be young, ... More >>

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Dodging this shoe was like the most awesome thing President Bush has done in years. It kind of makes you remember why so many Americans wanted to have a beer with him in the first place. [AFP]Myriam Marquez wrote this horribly mean thing about Charlie Crist's wedding, and failed to make even one ... More >>

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Bonus MP3s of the Day from Lanzallamas, Who Record New Live CD at Transit This Weekend

My Spanish language dictionary defines lanzallamas as a mechanism designed to project a stream of fire in a controlled, prolonged stream. In other words, a flamethrower. It's also a truly kickass local band, who have chosen a rather apt name.Lanzallamas Monofonica wield a powerful weapon of their ow ... More >>

Ankle Bracelets Cost Criminals an Arm and a Leg

via The Fashion PoliceIn Chanel's spring/summer 2009 collection, designer Karl Lagerfeld introduced a sly take on ankle monitoring bracelets that seemed to be all the rage with Lindsay Lohan. He dubbed the ankle purses "the rehab bag." Now Floridians who are ordered to wear actual ankle monitorin ... More >>

We Swear We Won't Watch Scott Storch's Reality Show -- OK, Just the Pilot

In substance-abuse circles, you often hear talk of the moment you "hit rock bottom." For your average schmo, it usually involves stealing abuela's jewelry or fellatio behind a Burger King. For celebrities, there's an even more clear barometer of when you're smashing head-first into your own failure: ... More >>

Esteban Cortazar Leaves Ungaro: Blame Lindsay Lohan?

While most teenagers who grew up on South Beach were busy trying to procure a passable fake ID, Esteban Cortazar was busy working on his own fashion line. He passed along sketches to designer Todd Oldham at the tender age of 13 at the News Cafe, and has worked in fashion ever since. He became the yo ... More >>

Jose Canseco: Boxing Rodney King, Planning Reality Show with Michael Lohan

Oh, Jose...​For some reason Miami-Dade still hasn't gotten around to renaming Jose Canseco Street, but Mr. Canseco is wasting no time in bringing more ridiculous schadenfreude to his already pretty shamfeul legacy. Apparently admitting to steroid abuse, appearing in such fine fare as The ... More >>

Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend…Could Make You Famous?

Oh, Jose...​For some reason Miami-Dade still hasn't gotten around to renaming Jose Canseco Street, but Mr. Canseco is wasting no time in bringing more ridiculous schadenfreude to his already pretty shamfeul legacy. Apparently admitting to steroid abuse, appearing in such fine fare as The ... More >>

Weekend Leftovers: Samantha Ronson at Louis One-Year, Klever at White Room

Weekends are so busy there is bound to be stuff we've forgotten to highlight. But here are two high-profile events you might just want to check out:​First up, Samanthan Ronson, who's better known as Lindsay Lohan's on-again/off-again girlfriend than for her DJ skills, will be helping Louis at the ... More >>

Around Town this Weekend

Samantha Ronson Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. Go to match.com to find your mate and then go to the Antique Jewelry show to pick up the old, borrowed, and blue. Pauly Shore can't help it if he reminds you of the '90s. Take your time machine (the metrorail) to his a ... More >>

Dump the Cuba Travel Ban: Send in Howard Stern, Lindsey Lohan, Manny Diaz!

​Fidel is a jerk. Raul is nearly as bad.But what nailed the USSR will get Cuba. Let my people in!The heads of foreign affairs committees in both houses of Congress -- Sen. Richard Lugar and Rep. Howard Berman came out together to say the 50-year-old ban should be lifted. Hell, Lugar is even a Repu ... More >>

Concert Review: The Blow Channels Lindsay Lohan at Pulse Art Fair, December 5

Kyle Munzenrieder​The BlowPulse Art Fair at Ice Palace Studios, MiamiSaturday, December 5, 2009Better Than: A Samantha Ronson DJ set interrupted by a Lohan lover's quarrel.The Review:It's not impossible to think that The Blow really had been collaborating with Lindsay Lohan on the tabloid fixture' ... More >>

Get Overheated With Your Morons of the Week

We've been hit with a cold front, and if you're like Riptide, your office is about as cozy as a gulag right now. But that's OK, because this week's batch of morons has a MWQ (Moronic Wattage Quotient) powerful enough to heat a three-story building. Throw on a Christmas sweater and rub your hands in ... More >>

Aaron Carter Apparently Now Lives in Miami, Blames LA for Lindsday Lohan's Downfall

​Remember those simpler times when the most scandalous thing about Lindsay Lohan was that she was fighting with Hillary Duff over Aaron Carter? Back before the tragic beauty of our times was involved in cocaine accusations, alcohol arrests, volatile relationships with older lady DJs, and, perhaps ... More >>

Lindsay Lohan Spent New Year's Eve on Senate Candidate Jeff Greene's Yacht?

via Salon​Billionaire Democratic Senate candidate Jeff Greene sure has some interesting friends. Mike Tyson (convicted of rape) was the best man at his wedding. "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fliess (convicted of tax evasion) was a yearlong house guest.Now, it appears he once joined Lindsay Lohan (h ... More >>

Jeff Greene Doesn't Think Lindsay Lohan Pictures Are Important

via Radar​Either billionaire Senate candidate Jeff Greene is surrounded by so many scandal-plagued celebrities that it is impossible for him to remember them individually, or he is straight-up avoiding questions and deliberately being misleading about his apparent friendship with Li ... More >>

Doin' Easy Time: Eight Celebs Who Got Off Light

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.​Did you really think Lindsay Lohan was going to do any hard time for breaking probation yet again? There's better chances of her staring in Freaky Friday II. Sadly, her short-lived incarceration will just hasten what seems more and more likely to be h ... More >>

Jeff Greene's Boat Summerwind is the "Levi Johnston of Yachts"

Toot! Toot! All Aboard the SS Media Embarrassment! ​Today, New York Times columnist Gail Collins tackled the tricky subject of billionaire Florida Democratic Senate candidate Jeff Greene. She calls the man's 145 party boat the Summerwind the "Levi Johnston of Yachts" because it's "an embarrassing, ... More >>

High-Stakes Storytelling

Toot! Toot! All Aboard the SS Media Embarrassment! ​Today, New York Times columnist Gail Collins tackled the tricky subject of billionaire Florida Democratic Senate candidate Jeff Greene. She calls the man's 145 party boat the Summerwind the "Levi Johnston of Yachts" because it's "an embarrassing, ... More >>

Get Your Fusion Done Right With Bachaco at Jazid February 26

​The blending of genres and melding of styles is becoming as commonplace in popular modern music as cocaine lines next to grapefruit juice at Lindsey Lohan's breakfast table. The whole world, including the biggest stars in any genre you can name, has been dabbling with mezcla of late. But just bec ... More >>

Bachaco at Jazid February 26

​The blending of genres and melding of styles is becoming as commonplace in popular modern music as cocaine lines next to grapefruit juice at Lindsey Lohan's breakfast table. The whole world, including the biggest stars in any genre you can name, has been dabbling with mezcla of late. But just bec ... More >>

Lindsay Lohan's Nipple Set Free in South Beach

via OK! Magazine​Lindsay Lohan, America's favorite troubled has-been, doesn't really have a good track record when its comes to Miami vacations. She ended up in the hospital after suffering an "asthma attack" here in 2006. Back in 2009 she got into an epic-fight with then-girlfriend Samantha Ronso ... More >>

Lindsay Lohan's Other Nipple Makes South Beach Appearance in Repeat Nip Slip

via TMZ​Every year, thousands come to the shores of Miami seeking freedom. Including Lindsay Lohan's breasts. America's favorite constant crisis has been in town all weekend, and on Sunday was caught by paparazzi during a wardrobe malfunction during a Plum magazine photo shoot. We believe that inv ... More >>

Brad Pitt, Bruce Willis, Lindsay Lohan Before They Were Famous: Celebrities in Food Commercials

Lindsay Lohan with freckles and a clean rap sheet.​We all have to start somewhere. Celebrities usually begin with commercials -- mainly because it's easier to shill for a burger joint than the next $500 million action flick. We're sure many actors thought they'd do one commercial that would ... More >>

Pulitzer-Winning Newspaper Publicly Congratulates Sex Tape Star on Engagement

​Today, The Miami Herald, a newspaper that has won 20 Pulitzer Prizes in its history for covering things such as voter fraud, the Haiti earthquake and U.S. Iran-Contra affair, took to its Twitter to publicly congratulate Kim Kardashian, a basic cable reality television star who rocketed to fame af ... More >>

Twilight's Robert Pattinson and Five Other Actors Who Never Should've Recorded an Album

This dude sucks.​US Weekly is reporting that Team Edward is stabbing music in the heart and draining its blood. Evidently, PG-13 heartthrob and "accomplished blues guitarist" Robert Pattinson is in the midst of recording his first album. But the Twilight star isn't making a record for his teenag ... More >>

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Arrested on Domestic Violence Charges in Tampa

​It only makes sense that Michael Lohan, the man whose total lack of basic human and parenting skills gives us some empathy for the hot mess that is Lindsay Lohan, now makes his home in Florida. It is, after all, a sunny place for shady people, and Lohan was arrested last night in Tampa for some v ... More >>

Pitbull's Lawyers Question Lindsay Lohan's Residency, Cite TMZ and Wikipedia in Court Documents

​Lindsay Lohan's out of jail. But her legal problems aren't even close to being over. The LiLo v. Pitbull, Nee-Yo, and Afrojack saga continues as Mr. 305's lawyers have presented a notice of removal in an effort to shift the case from county to federal court. The document, filed last week in ... More >>

Pitbull on Glee: Will Mr. Worldwide Play Lesbian Cheerleader's Older Brother?

Pit and Gloria go "gleek."​The corridors of William McKinley High are a long fucking way from Calle Ocho, chico. But today, Entertainment Weekly reported that Pitbull is "being courted" by the producers of Fox's Glee to play the older brother of Santana (Naya Rivera), a newly out and proud lesbi ... More >>