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    June 24, 2013

    Top Ten Moments of the 2013 Miami Heat Season

    What an incredible roller-coaster ride the Miami Heat took us on this season, filled with twists and turns, ups and downs, and in the end, utter satisfaction. It's rare that a sequel out-awesomes the original, but the 2013 Miami Heat season did just that. It was The Dark Knight of NBA seasons for Mi ... More >>

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    June 21, 2013

    Heat Are Back-to-Back NBA Champs After 95-88 Game 7 Win

    Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddd STILL NBA Champions of the Woooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrlddddddddd. Your Miami Heat are once again on top of the basketball world, beating San Antonio in Game 7 of the NBA Finals 95-88. LeBron James takes home his second straight Finals MVP award, capping off the serie ... More >>

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    June 21, 2013

    Nike Leaks LeBron James' Phone Number in Awesome Victory Ad

    LeBron James' phone number has leaked on the internet, and this morning he woke up to a bunch of random voicemails from people named Drake, Warren Buffet, Dr. Dre, and Coach K. Or at least that's the conceit of his latest Nike ad.

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    June 20, 2013

    Meet the Cousins Who Turned LeBron James Into a Cubanazo (Video)

    The past 24 hours have been a mierda monsoon for Miami Heat fans. Forty-nine states are rooting against our boys. Meanwhile, the national media love to portray us as a bunch of rich pingas in Porsches. Even Chris Bosh (rightly) tore into those weak-ass Lil Wayne-like fans who left Game 6 early. But ... More >>

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    June 19, 2013

    Heat Wins in OT, Forces Game 7

    Yup. LeBron James and Ray Allen got it done. Now it's on to Thursday. Chris Bosh also looked pretty damn awesome. Rebounds, blocks. Heat hasn't won two consecutive games in a dog's age. About time. Go Heat!

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    June 19, 2013

    Ray Allen's Three-Pointer, LeBron's Fourth Quarter Keep the Heat's Hopes Alive

    See you Thursday night. With less than three seconds left and the Heat down three, the ball found Ray Allen in the corner, and he buried it, sending the game into overtime and sending fans' hearts into their esophaguses. Miami went on to win in overtime 103-100 in what might be the greatest game in ... More >>

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    June 18, 2013

    LeBron's New Sneakers Refer to Him as "Two-Time Champion"

    Despite the fact the Miami Heat are a hope, a prayer and two games away from their second championship of the LeBron James era, new pics of LeBron's next Nike sneaks supposedly leaked on the Internet today. The shoes refer to him as a "two-time champion."

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    June 14, 2013

    Big Three Combine for 85 Points as Heat Wins Game Four 109-93

    Dwyane Wade and LeBron James combined for 65 points last night and Chris Bosh scored 20 to lead the Miami Heat to a critical series-equalizing, 109-93 Game Four win. Phewww! The win guarantees the series will end in Miami, as the Heat takes back the home-court advantage it earned with a franchise-re ... More >>

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    June 10, 2013

    Second-Half Run Sparks Heat's 104-83 Win Over Spurs in Game Two

    Tiago Splitter rose up full-throttle, mean-mugged and toting bad intentions and a handful of basketball, and just then, LeBron James screamed, "You DO NOT collect $200, and you DO NOT PASS TIA-GO!" The play was key in a 30-5 run that made you slap yo mama and helped the Miami Heat even the NBA Final ... More >>

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    June 7, 2013

    Spurs Outlast Heat 92-88, Steal Home-Court Advantage

    Tony Parker flailed, fell, right hand yellow, left leg red, got back up and hit a shot with 5.2 seconds left to seal a Game One, 92-88 San Antonio Spurs win. Parker was a menace all game long for Miami, finishing with 21 points and 6 assists. Tim Duncan merp derp'd his way to 20 points and 14 reboun ... More >>

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    June 6, 2013

    2013 NBA Finals Preview: Five Heat vs. Spurs Matchups to Watch

    We have reached the season three finale of Miami Heat Against the World, the greatest show in television history. Just when you think the show has peaked and might get canceled, it gets renewed for another four episodes. In its third consecutive finals appearance, the Heat now takes on the San Ant ... More >>

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    June 6, 2013

    LeBron James is Fourth Highest Paid Athlete in the World, According to Forbes

    LeBron James may have left salary money on the table when he decided to sign with the Miami Heat, but his back account ain't aching too much. According to the latest Forbes calculations of the world's most well-paid athletes, James came in fourth.

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    May 31, 2013

    LeBron James Explodes In Third Quarter, Leads Heat to 90-79 Win Over Indiana

    Faced with a second half deficit and a seemingly inevitable Game Five loss, LeBron James took it upon himself to break the emergency glass surrounding his unstoppableness and unleash it upon the Indiana Pacers. There were no reported survivors. LeBron came out of the halftime locker room ready to ma ... More >>

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    May 30, 2013

    Miami Heat Official Playoff Drink: Moët Champagne On Ice (Recipes)

    With LeBron, Wade, and Bosh on the court tonight, it can be said Miami residents are in Heat. Fortunately, Moët realized that our pleasurable predicament would be a perfect opportunity for a beverage product tie-in and stepped up to the challenge. Thus, Moët Ice Imperial was born. It is now the o ... More >>

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    May 6, 2013

    Meet the One Jerk Who Didn't Vote LeBron for MVP (No, It Wasn't Dan Le Batard)

    Sunday's news should have been glorious for LeBron James. Not only did he win the MVP award, but also he became the youngest player to rack up a fourth most-valuable honor. Instead, everyone focused on what LeBron didn't do: namely, nab the first unanimous MVP. The numbers released yesterday showed ... More >>

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    May 3, 2013

    LeBron James Will Win Fourth MVP

    Was there really any doubt? ESPN reports that league sources confirm Miami Heat superstar LeBron James will officially be awarded his fourth MVP title this Sunday. It's the King's second MVP crown in a row, and his fourth in five years.

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    April 24, 2013

    Heat Survive Off Night From LeBron, Take Game Two From Bucks 98-86

    The Heat survived an off night from LeBron and a sluggish first half to beat the Milwaukee Bucks 98-86 Tuesday night, taking a 2-0 lead in this best of seven first round matchup. Dwyane Wade led all Heat scorers with 21 points, and looked like the 2006 version of himself at times, slashing and drivi ... More >>

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    April 24, 2013

    LeBron James Is Taking a Break from Twitter and Cell Phones During the Playoffs

    Don't expect @KingJames to be updated any time soon, and on the off chance you happen to have LeBron James cell phone number, don't expect him to text back. It's not personal. It's just a part of his game.In order to fully concentrate on the playoffs, James has gone off the grid.

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    April 15, 2013

    LeBron James' Instagram Triggers A National Weather Service Alert

    Your social media feeds have probably been soaked full of complaints about the monsoons that decided to hit Miami today and on Saturday. LeBron James was no different. He Instagrammed pictures of flooding around his neighborhood, and the National Weather Service took note. They issued an official al ... More >>

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    April 3, 2013

    Melo Drops 50 as Knicks Beat Depleted Heat 102-90

    Heat fans tuning in for a possible Eastern Conference Finals preview Tuesday night were instead treated to another helping of the Miami Heat "B-Team" with an extra-large side of Carmelo Anthony ass. Anthony sizzled all night long, finishing with a career-high-tying 50 points as the New York Knicks p ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 1, 2013

    Bosh Hits Game Winner To Beat Spurs 88-86 in Game Without James and Wade

    Backups? We ain't got no stinkin' backups! San Antonio seems like a good place to take a nap, and indeed rest is what the Miami Heat did while visiting the city on Sunday, sitting LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Mario Chalmers with various minor injuries. Throwing out a starting lineup of Mike Miller, ... More >>

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    March 21, 2013

    Heat Comes Back From 27 Points Down, Rally to Beat Cavs for 24th Straight Win

    Just when you think the Miami Heat can't possibly take your emotions to a higher place than they have already been this season, an ordinary Wednesday night in Cleveland happens -- and the streak pushes on.Down 27 with seven minutes to play in the third quarter, the Heat decided to turn its own perso ... More >>

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    March 7, 2013

    LeBron James Finally Getting Married in San Diego in September

    LeBron James is about to make it official. Savannah Brinson, James' longtime partner and baby mama, will officially become Mrs. James this September. According to TMZ, the two have sent out save-the-date cards for their planned wedding in San Diego.

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    March 7, 2013
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    March 6, 2013

    Tenacious D's Jack Black and Kyle Gass Talk Miami Heat, Grammy Snub, and Skrillex

    It was a cold November afternoon in 2006. "The Greatest Motion Picture of All Time," Tenacious D's The Pick of Destiny, had just been released and moviegoers were pouring into multiplexes across the country. But only a handful of stoners showed up, and actually paid for, The D. The film was a com ... More >>

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    February 22, 2013

    Heat Wins Ninth Straight, Spanks Bulls 86-67

    Chicago might be best known for its deep-dish pizza, but Thursday night in Miami, it was their turnovers that the Heat found delicious. Mmmmmm! Capitalizing on 27 Chicago mistakes, Miami was able to breeze to a 86-67 victory over the Bulls for its ninth straight win.Hollywood as hell, bro.

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    February 21, 2013
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    February 15, 2013

    Heat Win Seventh Straight Game, Dominate Thunder 110-100

    It turns out LeBron James is nothing like a box of chocolates, because you always know what you're gonna get: no caramel, no coconut, just COBRADICK. LeBron James topped 30 points for the seventh consecutive game (all Heat wins) Thursday night, leading the Heat to a 110-100 win over the Oklahom ... More >>

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    February 15, 2013

    LeBron James Points Out That According to Michael Jordan's Logic, MJ Is Not The Best Basketball Player Ever

    It all started with Michael Jordan claiming yesterday that Kobe Bryant was a better player than LeBron James simply because he had more rings.James at first shook it off, but clearly he's been thinking it over enough to realize that by Michael Jordan's own logic, Michael Jordan would only be tied as ... More >>

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    February 13, 2013

    Heat Pull Away With Late Run, Win Sixth Straight 117-104 Over Blazers

    Down 102-101 with four minutes left, with danger knocking at the door of the Heat's five-game winning streak, the Miami Heat collectively reminded everyone -- they are the ones that knock. Miami bested the Blazers 117-104 Tuesday night, once again led by LeBron James and his 30 points, six rebounds, ... More >>

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    February 7, 2013

    Heat Hold Off Rockets 114-108 Thanks To 63 Points From James, Wade

    Facing a high scoring Houston Rockets team without Chris Bosh, the Miami Heat found themselves thrust into a good old fashioned cock fight. Unfortunately for the Rockets, even without Bosh - the Heat bring two Big Swinging Dicks to the scrum. LeBron James and Dwyane Wade combined for 63 po ... More >>

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    January 30, 2013

    Nets Player Says Heat Didn't Win "Real" Title; LeBron's Response: "Who?"

    The Miami Heat travel to Brooklyn tonight for the first time in franchise's history, and apparently Nets players are hoping to amp up the rivalry. Nets forward Reggie Evans is even going as far as to suggest that the Heat's 2012 title wasn't legitimate because of the lock-out shortened regular seaso ... More >>

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    January 28, 2013

    Watch LeBron James Get Really Nervous Around President Obama

    LeBron James isn't intimidated by much. The Heat's championship run last season was a testament to that. Though, when the team traveled to the White House today to be honored by President Obama, James seemed pretty starstruck and amazed he was actually being honored at the White House.

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    January 22, 2013

    LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Sing Cute 'n' Crappy Michael Jackson Karaoke!

    Love him or hate him, LeBron James is a serious triple-threat. The Most Valuable Player in the NBA is a champion on the court, a salacious dancer and comes complete with an adorable sense of humor. He's not too macho to get down and dirty to a little Michael Jackson, and we've got video evidence. J ... More >>

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    January 16, 2013

    LeBron James Heading Back to Cleveland in 2014, According to Latest Rumors

    Is LeBron James planning on packing up those talents and sending them first class back home to Cleveland? Rumors are swirling that the Cleveland Cavaliers are eager to target their old star in 2014 when James has the option to be a free agent again, On ESPN this morning, Chris Broussard said he woul ... More >>

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    January 3, 2013

    Gloria James, LeBron's Mom, Settles Lawsuit With Fontainebleau Valet

    So remember when Gloria James, LeBron James' mother, had herself a hell of a time at the LIV nightclub at the Fontainebleau in April 2011, stumbled out and after waiting over 30 minutes for a valet to get her car, she got so upset she slapped the guy? Well, the legal fight surrounding that incident ... More >>

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    December 27, 2012

    Poll: Sports Fans Felt Miami Heat's Win Was Only Fourth Best Championship This Year

    What the what? LeBron James, perhaps the most recognizable athlete on the planet, won his first NBA championship after two years of non-stop media and public scrutiny. But, America didn't think it was that big of a deal. According to a new Marist poll of sports fans, the Heat's win was only the four ... More >>

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    December 20, 2012
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    December 19, 2012

    LeBron James Bikes to Most Home Games

    Riptide used to live four blocks from the office and still sometimes drove to work just to sit in front of a computer. LeBron James lives in Coconut Grove and bikes to the American Airlines Arena for most home games, and then plays 40-plus minutes of high intensity basketball. Riptide feels like an ... More >>

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    December 18, 2012

    Barack Obama, LeBron James, and Trayvon Martin Gave Us Two Wins and a Travesty

    Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke looks back on the year the Apocalypse didn't happen.The world won't end in 2012. Why? Because LeBron James still has more NBA cha ... More >>

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    December 18, 2012

    LeBron Raps, Popping Million Mollies in Five Minutes: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

    LeBron James is so #ballswag on the court, he can pop a molly and sweat it out like his first name was Trinidad. In fact, Trinidad James and King James have a lot in common. The rapper gives it up to them "hipster bitches." The basketballer rides the Miami critical mass. They've both expressed at l ... More >>

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    December 6, 2012
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    November 28, 2012

    LeBron James Tops NBA's Best Selling Jersey List Once Again

    Is LeBron James' image rehabilitation complete? After claiming the MVP award and his first ring last season, the King is back atop the NBA's list of best-selling jerseys. The list is released twice a year, and James hasn't been on top since April 2011. In fact, he had dropped to fifth in the list re ... More >>

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    November 22, 2012
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    November 8, 2012

    Heat Throttle Nets 103-73, Don't Care "Where Brooklyn At?"

    Your WORLD CHAMPION Miami Heat took on the newly-relocated Brooklyn Nets last night and proceeded to obliterate those Brooklyn/New Jersey/Whatever fools 103-73, proving that even if you move from a shitty state to a less shitty city borough, it doesn't change the fact that your squad is infinitely i ... More >>

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    October 31, 2012

    Heat Beat Celtics 120-107 in Season Opener, Receive Championship Rings

    Aqui lo que importa es el CASH! Oh my, that is pretty. Isn't that pretty, Celtics/Knicks/Lakers fans? Look at that beautiful thing. How fuckin' glorious.Your Miami Heat received these lovely, diamond-encrusted CHAMPIONSHIP rings last night just before their 120-107 dismantling of last year's Eastern ... More >>

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    October 30, 2012

    LeBron James Will Be Wearing Gold Shoes to Match His Gold Ring Tonight

    With the kickoff of the NBA season tonight, LeBron James finally will be presented with his long-awaited championship ring. He'll also be dressed to match with a special gold edition of his signature Nike sneakers.

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    October 22, 2012

    NBA GMs Predict Heat to Beat Lakers in Finals

    Last year, the NBA's general managers picked the Miami Heat to beat the Oklahoma City Thunder for the championship in their annual preseason poll. These guys know their stuff, obviously.This year they're predicting the Miami Heat versus Los Angeles Lakers finals the world has been patiently waiting ... More >>

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    October 18, 2012

    The Lakers Would Like LeBron James to Play For Them in 2014, According to ESPN Fan Fiction Report

    LeBron James is only guaranteed to be a member of the Miami Heat for the next two seasons -- after that, he's got two year of player option left on his contract. So, of course today brought us a dramatic ESPN report that the Los Angeles Lakers are getting ready to lure James to Tinseltown in 2014 to ... More >>

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    October 15, 2012

    LeBron James is Getting His Own Marvel Comic Book

    LeBron James is joining the ranks of Wolverine, Captain America and Spider-Man. He's getting his own Marvel comic book. The publishing company has teamed up with (new Disney corporate cousin) ESPN to produce a special one-off issue of a LeBron comic that will be inserted into the next issue of the E ... More >>

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