via Wikimedia CommonsWelcome to Miami, folks. Don't mind the horseshit.The City of Miami is so desperate for revenue right now that nothing should really surprise us here in Riptide's heavily fortified underground command bunker.Cockfighting at Miami-Dade Public Libraries? Yawn. Legalized brothels beneath County Hall? Eh, whatevs. Drunken Russian Roulette tourneys at Manny Diaz's place? Sure, we'll believe it.But The Onion-esque absurdity of this morning's Miami Herald report on efforts to add c
